The Continuing Joy of Pork

So with the recent talk of the joys of pork and the unrelated yet unrelenting stream of mohamdean savagery, I bring you the glorious blending of the two.

Courtesy of our newest runt of the litter Sparky we have this poetic yet tragic use of porcine goodness. (I say tragic only because of the defiling of a perfectly good piece of pig carcass….mmmm carcass)

That’s so beautiful that I think I just shed a little tear. Of particular note is that even though this hirabi piece of filth was being transported to an Israeli hospital where he would be cared for the same as his victims, no one stopped the citizen or removed the pork. “We’ll try and save your murderous ass, but if we can’t, at least now you know what will happen to your lecherous soul afterwards.” I haven’t seen psyops this good since Silver Bullet Gun Oil or Black Jack Pershing.

As awesome as that is, it appears that the Irish, the sober ones at least, aren’t real keen on the muzzies either.

After locals learned that Muslims were thinking about converting an old abandoned church into a mosque, it seems that they weren’t too happy about it. In fact, it seems that so many were upset over the matter that they decided to band together and pitch in for a welcome gift to leave on the front steps – and now, it’s the Muslims who are mad.

The religion of the perpetually offended are always mad, both in the angry sense and in the stark raving insane sense, so what else is new?

From there, news circulated via social media that Muslims were looking to buy the church, resulting in quite the uproar. Oddly enough, it seems that some within the community wanted to let those looking to buy the property know just how they felt about it – and they did so by leaving them a little gift on the front steps.

How thoughtful, Belfast has a Welcome Wagon. I wonder what the gift was?



I might need a few minutes of alone time after seeing that. Anyone have some hand lotion and a tissue? Grinding compound and some steel wool will work just as well.

Seems the paddy’s are giving us a run for our money in the quest for a fartwah.

*heavy sigh of blissful contentment**


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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ibidy Ibidy Ibidy…That’s All Folks!

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    Bitter Clinger growls and barks:

    I don’t care what religion you practice (or if you’re an atheist, agnostic, humanist or whatever you’re calling yourselves these day) so long as you’re peaceable and don’t force your views on others.
    Unfortunately, the “religion of peace” is anything but. Every damn thing I’ve seen from the “prophet’s” followers, is deranged barbarity, mutilation of women and child suicide bombers all mixed in with a nice mix of archaic dietary restrictions.

    I might need a few minutes of alone time after seeing that. Anyone have some hand lotion and a tissue? Grinding compound and some steel wool will work just as well.

    that might chafe a bit…

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    I have a spare bottle of LSA…would that help?

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret @ #:
    Just the aroma should be enough to get the job done.

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    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Ah, yes! The Hibernian School of Diplomacy, whose motto is “A shooting war in 30 days, or your money back!”

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    After all these years, I have FINALLY figured out that you CAN’T reason with idiots….

    That’s why I stopped discussing politics with you and your fellow travelers years ago.

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    So your mohamadean butcher sells pork and that completely proves that jihadis just love pork. Got it.

    Here’s the deal Deej, I know that pork isn’t “kryptonite” to these hirabi. And truth be told any good follower of the pedophile prophet knows that in extremis (such as to avoid starvation) they can actually eat pork. They also know that any musselman who inadvertently comes in contact with pork isn’t doomed. However, they also believe that pig’s blood and pig’s fat is unclean and that truly devout muslims will avoid it, even to the point of armed rebellion (Sepoy Mutiny anyone?).

    Their “god” demands that they be clean at the time of death, and while they may believe that if they have pork smeared on their face as they lay dying that they will be forgiven, it has a psychological impact on them and their survivors that they did in fact die unclean. These people are shahids, true believers and fundamentalist haji’s. They’re not Canadian butchers living according to Arabic customs. THEY live the faith of the murderous death cult to the best of their ability. If THEY are worried about being contaminated by pork, that’s all that matters. And even if they know that it will not ban them from their “paradise”, the act of smearing them with pork, or leaving pigs’ heads as a welcome mat, shoving a koran in a pigs mouth, or lubing your bullets with oil containing pig fat; they’re signs of contempt for their barbaric beliefs. Like I said, it’s psyops, and it works on THEM. Your muslim butcher? His mileage may vary. But as long as he’s not trying to cut my head off for not paying the jizzya, I don’t really care if he sells the best bacon in BC or not. I doubt an Islamic State muj would look as favorable on his enterprise though.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

    What he said

    There’s also the story of BlackJack Pershing’s way of dealing with the Moro’s.
    How accurate the story is?

    How many of you forgot to set the clocks back? (In areas where applicable)

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Hitlery doing what she/it does best! :em02:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Bitter Clinger @ #:
    The steel wool and grinding compound bit had me worried as well. I think chafing is putting it mildly.

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    irish19 @ #:
    Well, when you have balls of steel, their big brother is probably a pretty strong material too. :em05: