Darwin Weekly Award Winner [Update]

I think I’m safe saying that we’ve all had one of those “hold my beer and watch this Bubba” moments, but sometimes even those are exceeded by something that’s beyond any sane person’s understanding. This is one of them.

This moron test subject decided to try placing a red, fire ant nest in his skivvies, allowing them of course, to 1) get mighty pissed off and 2) begin biting the bugger-all out of his tender nether regions. He made a good showing peeling down with a bit of panache, but things went downhill mighty quick when the “test” begins in earnest. The test objective is rather obscure unless it was a demonstration of his pain tolerance.

His screams to have his pals hose down his manhood, attempting to rid his groin of the ants are just priceless.

For his accomplishment we here at the Rott award him this week’s Darwin Award, with an Oak Leaf Cluster for exceptional Idiotarianism.

[Update: Well fuck me senseless. I didn’t download the dang video to the Empire’s media library and Youtube yanked it. Poof Gone!! My bad.]

-Carry On

JB sends from the Outer Blue Rim of the Empire….end transmission.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I must object to a Darwin Award. He lived and there is no indication that he has been rendered sterile so that he will not produce further generations of morons.

Terrapod
Terrapod

Well then, let him take the Mendeleev award, as he has proven maggots breed and evolution does not necessarily favor mental development.

Erbo
Erbo

He definitely qualifies for what the Darwin Awards call the “At-Risk Survivor” designation, which is for people that apply the same “astounding misapplication of judgement” that actual award winners do, but stop short of making the ultimate sacrifice.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Jackboot IC/A @ #:

After consideration and agreement with your assessment, we’ll change the award to just plain “Dumb Shit Of The Month”.

And, for his next trick, using his dangly bits as bait at the next piranha tournament.
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Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

This guy’s an amateur. There were two dudes who died from snorting a line of fire ants (who all proceeded to sting the shit out of their nasal passages, sinuses, and throats, thereby causing swelling which asphyxiated them).

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

And the thing is, you can’t make this shit up!

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

A future Congressman from California, no doubt.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Once upon a time, I was sighting-in a .22 rifle for my son’s stepson, trying to make sure that it was REALLY dialed in. Shooting from prone, at 25 yards. About the 4th or 5th 5-shot group, I realized that I’d been lying there with one foot in a fire ant bed. By the time I got my head out… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

I wasnt looking

I didnt check to see who posted it

I clicked on an RR link

WHY GOD OH WHY DID I DO THAT??? :em06:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Oh great. Youtube pulled the video because it violates their phony terms of service.
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I just spent the weekend cleaning up old posts that youtube screwed up, including the one regarding the new Islamic brothal I did the other day.

I hate Google.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LCBrendan @ #:

WHY GOD OH WHY DID I DO THAT???

Masochistic tendencies?
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readerjp
readerjp

NOTHING has happened in the last week?

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

comment image :mrgreen:

Tallulah
Tallulah

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN: Ebay, Walmart, Sears, and Amazon have BANNED the SALE of the Confederate battle flag: there are some listings right now on Ebay still. http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_nkw=confederate+flag&_pgn=2&_skc=50&rt=nc Fuck these bastards. Gov. Terry “Clinton Machine” McAuliffe has just announced that the Sons of Confederate Veterans in VIRGINIA will be forbidden to buy license plates with the flag. The NAACP… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

H. L. Mencken on the Gettysburg Address: The Gettysburg speech is at once the shortest and the most famous oration in American history. Put beside it, all the whoopings of the Websters, Sumners and Everetts seem gaudy and silly. It is eloquence brought to a pellucid and almost child-like perfection—the highest emotion reduced to one graceful and irresistible gesture. Nothing… Read more »

Tallulah
Tallulah

One more funny bit from Mencken, on the Lincoln cult: The growth of the Lincoln legend is truly amazing. He becomes the American solar myth, the chief butt of American credulity and sentimentality. Washington, of late years, has been perceptibly humanized; every schoolboy now knows that he used to swear a good deal, and was a sharp trader, and had… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Looks as if H. L. Monkeyshine may just have lived too close to Lincoln’s time. He’s no longer seen in such a quasi-divine light. But then getting ass’inated will do things for your reputation.

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut

Tallulah @ #:

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN: Ebay, Walmart, Sears, and Amazon have BANNED the SALE of the Confederate battle flag: there are some listings right now on Ebay still.

Pretty soon you’ll only be able to get it on the black market.

Which is kind of ironic when you think about it…

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Ladies and gentlemen. IN order to bring us back on topic, I have a true winner of the Darwin award. this guy decided it was a good idea to become a real life “Goldmember”
He just tired using an electroplating machine to do it.
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LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Can I nominate Judas Roberts for the next Darwin Award?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology @ #:

Can I nominate Judas Roberts for the next Darwin Award?

I would say what I want to nominate him for, but we don’t need visits from the Gestapo DHS
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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And on the better side of the news today, Bob Beckel was fired by Fox.
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readerjp
readerjp

I can’t believe this story about a moron is STILL the last thing to be posted. I guess no one checks the mailbox. But speaking of the HUGE Supreme Court Obamacare decision, here is something interesting. Actually, I thought of this myself before I saw it in the story. ————————————————————————————— In the wake of Thursday’s King v. Burwell Supreme Court… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

The EDIT function does not work.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

So, I checked both of the RR links. I see no brain bleach requirement in either. Dead nuts on, both of them.