So What’s All This About Bruce Jenner Again?

As much as we’ve tried to just not give a tiny little fart, we can’t help but have noticed that, apparently, Bruce Jenner now thinks that he’s a woman and the entirety of what used to be an informative organ known as “the media” have decided that it’s heresy worthy of excommunication to as much as suggest that he is not.

What’s next? He’ll wake up tomorrow and decide that he’s a giraffe?

So he wants to be called “Caitlyn”, eh?

Well, in the immortal words of the fictitious Philosophy Department of the University of Wallamaloo, “that’s bound to cause a bit of confusion, innit?”

Is it okay if we call you “Charlemagne”, “Eleanor of Aquitaine” or “Knucklehead” instead?

Of course, the reaction from the “tolerant” Prozis to anybody as much as hinting that they won’t bow down to the new religion has been every bit as “tolerant” as the Inquisition, but that’s hardly a surprise when you consider that we’re dealing with totalitarian freaks who make Scientology look positively rational by comparison.

The new saint of Proziism even managed to get an award for “courage” over a maimed war vet for having the “courage” to say that he might, possibly, maybe, if he doesn’t change his mind, have his penis cut off. Oh, and call him Caitlyn too. Forget about Normandy. That there is courage! If only we were half the, er, man that he is…

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Now tell us again that we’re supposed to “engage” these sub-retarded, infantile fascist wannabes with anything but utter derision and disgust?

I thought not.

Thatisall.

28 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I refuse to pay any attention to Whatsitsname Jenner. He/She/It/Whatever is just another Kardashian
    :em07:

  2. 2
    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    Being English I’ve not been exposed to a fraction of the publicity surrounding Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change that you guys have and it’s even annoying me, so I can’t imagine how pissed off you lot must be. That said, I do have a fair amount of sympathy with people in Jenner’s position.

    When I was 18 I worked with a transwoman named Louise (born Edward) and over the year or so we worked together we became quite good friends. She was, by nature, a little a bit of an “over sharer”. The sort of person who is just a little too forthcoming with personal information. You know the type. Anyway, one day we got to talking about our respective childhoods and the stuff she went through growing up transgender…well, I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. To make it through the shit she did and come out the other side a functioning human being takes some kind of courage. I wouldn’t have been able to do it. I’d have hit the bottle or killed someone if I’d been on the receiving end of the kind of treatment she got. Not incidentally, transgender people have the highest suicide rate of any demographic, mostly because of how they’re treated by other people. Getting through that takes guts, no two ways about it.

    Besides, courage isn’t a zero-sum commodity. Giving it to one person doesn’t mean you’re taking it away from anybody else.

    I’d also dispute the idea that Jenner has somehow “chosen” to change gender. From her point of view, she’s effectively been Caitlyn all her life. Bruce was effectively just a costume. That’s how my friend talked about her experience anyway. The idea of being born with a female mind in a male body doesn’t seem all that incredible to me. After all, we know virtually nothing about how the brain actually works. It could be that in a hundred years time, gender dysphoria could be permanently reversed with just a single pill. Right now, however, the only treatment that works is gender reassignment surgery, and for as long as that’s the case there’s nothing to be gained by insisting that people like Caitlyn Jenner are sick or flaky or attention seeking or anything like that. The most that it’s fair to say is that Bruce Jenner was sick, but Caitlyn Jenner is cured.

    While Caitlyn Jenner specifically might be an attention seeker, the vast, overwhelming majority of transgender people want nothing more than to be left alone. That’s hardly an unreasonable request. And as irritating as all this Jenner-fever is, it’s just a passing fad for a specific Z-list celebrity. In a month from now the internet will have forgotten all about it.

  3. 3
    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    P.S. – If this has you wound up, do not, under ANY circumstances, google the term ‘Otherkin’!

    Seriously. Don’t do it.

  4. 4
    VAconservative growls and barks:

    I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian?

  5. 5
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian?

    I’ll give this a woefully inadequate try:

    A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in the superficial trappings of the seven cardinal vices- pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth.

    They glory in their ignorance and revel in the sloth of their concrete exterior of facade. They indulge in gods grace and provision only to purge forth his blessings later to remain prideful of their external appearance. They loathe the grace of chastity and commitment and pride themselves on whoring their souls to the masses (the “M” is silent). They are whorshipped by masses and heaped with untold riches for flaunting gods blessings.

    They are everything one should aspire not to be. Should you wish to know more about them and what they stand for look up Obama and his wookie in the dictionary…

  6. 6
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Library Czar @ #:

    A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in the superficial trappings of the seven cardinal vices- pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth.

    You forgot to add that they’re all female.

    Sort of like what’s its name wants to be.
    :em02:

  7. 7
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Library Czar says:

    A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in –

    Yo Library, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but the Lord of the Rings trilogy had some of the best hobbits of all time.

    OF ALL TIME!!!!!

  8. 8

    :em02: A foul word directed toward this Jenner person. Something it could no longer possibly do. What you might really want to look at I don’t know if you’ve seen yet. I do not wish to hijack the thread, so I’ll just give you my link. If you want to see it, click it.

  9. 9
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Muzzy! Welcome back! We’ve been worried about you all this time. You didn’t disappoint in your post, either. You may be an ignorant slut, but you’re OUR ignorant slut.

    :em05:

  10. 10

    :em08: WTF is wrong with my “commentluv” thing?

  11. 11
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    WTF is wrong with my “commentluv” thing?

    Its a Bruce Jenner Thread. You have to stroke it sideways now.

  12. 12
    dasbow growls and barks:

    It used to be when some guy thought he was Napoleon, we locked him up for his own good, and ours. Nowadays we’d hand him a sword and a funny looking hat and tell him “Russia’s that way – good luck”.

  13. 13
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    It won’t be long and Bruce will be handing in his sword. :em05:

  14. 14
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    dasbow says:

    It used to be when some guy thought he was Napoleon, we locked him up for his own good, and ours. Nowadays we’d hand him a sword and a funny looking hat and tell him “Russia’s that way – good luck”.

    Seems like an idea that still has merit. How about handing Brucie a new dress and saying “paradise for women is that way, good luck” while pointing towards ISIS held territory?

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says:

    Besides, courage isn’t a zero-sum commodity. Giving it to one person doesn’t mean you’re taking it away from anybody else.

    No. But awarding an award for heroism to Bruce “maybe I’ll snip my John Thomas off” Jenner ABOVE a genuine hero who lost his limbs in the sandbox DOES take something away from somebody. At the very least, it diminishes the award and shows aforementioned hero just how “high” this society holds somebody in regard who gave up his limbs for it.

  16. 16
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    I could care fucking less if some guys want to wear women’s clothes and make up. What bothers me about the whole thing is the media’s portrayal of this mutt being brave or anything else other than a self serving media whore like the rest of his “family.” Anyone who doesn’t understand that there is a very very high probability that Jenner is doing this primarily for financial gain just hasn’t been paying attention.

    But my really big problem with this is the expectation that I’m going to play along with the lie and if I don’t ((by not recognizing his new name and gender pronoun) that I am somehow a bad hateful (and therefore discriminatory) person. Bruce Jenner will never be a women. He can alter his body with implants, chop his junk off and have a cavity made to resemble a vagina and take all the fucking hormones he wants. He will never be a women, period. His new identity is a lie and I refuse to participate. This is as if someone were pissing on your leg, telling you its raining and getting upset when you point out piss is on your leg. And as far as him being “brave” BULLSHIT. If he was brave he would’ve begun his “transition” as soon as he had the financial means. I mean think about it, if you were convinced that you were in the wrong body, wouldn’t one of your primary motivations be to get into the right body to finally be comfortable? But yet Bruce conveniently waits until he is 60 yrs old and has a TV deal with a network to be “brave.”

    So in synopsis …. Fuck Bruce Jenner and Fuck the media and their LGBT normalization bullshit. And Muzzy did you ever consider that their suicide rates may be higher because they are actually profoundly mentally ill?

  17. 17
    JonB growls and barks:

    “..did you ever consider that their suicide rates may be higher because they are actually profoundly mentally ill?”

    DING DING! We have a winner!

    I have come across a few people in my life who have decided they were changing genders, and without failure, each of them has been among the most psychologically messed up people I’ve ever come across.

    This stems from mental illness, nothing more.

    Our society, however, celebrates perversity, depravity, and evil, and as such this sort of illness has every excuse possible made for it. They will go to *any* length to keep the narrative, and ignore the truth.

  18. 18
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    I wish Juice Brenner would show up in McKinney, TX so the two most annoying stories in US media could merge & perhaps, having achieved critical mass, self-destructively explode. :em01:

  19. 19
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #:

    I wish Juice Brenner would show up in McKinney, TX so the two most annoying stories in US media could merge & perhaps, having achieved critical mass, self-destructively explode

    A blast that big would take out most of Texas. Any way to move the whole mess to California and let the detonation happen there?
    :em03:

  20. 20

    Any way to move the whole mess to California and let the detonation happen there?

    No such luck. Kahleefohnya would be too busy celebrating all of this bull, and it would thus be a fizzle not a boom.

  21. 21
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #:

    Kahleefohnya would be too busy celebrating all of this bull, and it would thus be a fizzle not a boom.

    Maybe that would be the last straw and Cali will finally fall into the pacific?

  22. 22
    single stack growls and barks:

    The most that it’s fair to say is that Bruce Jenner was sick, but Caitlyn Jenner is cured.

    No.
    The most fair and accurate thing to say is that Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

  23. 23
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Single Stack Sez,

    Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

    Yep.

    This is the single most important dispute between left and right right now in this country.

    Whatever he calls himself, Bruce Jenner is Male. His DNA is 100% male. Regardless of how he feels.

    Rachel Dolezal is Caucasian. Yes, she was raised with four much younger siblings who were black, and her ex-husband and son are black. (Full Disclosure – in 2001-02, my first year of law school, Rachel and her husband rented my condo in the DC area for her last year of her Masters’ in Fine Arts program at Howard University. I’m still friends with her ex, who is a DAMN good guy and assures me that she’s gone as crazy as a shithouse rat.) But she herself is White. Regardless of how she feels.

    Obamacare adds scads of federal bureaucrats to health care, and as such could NEVER “bring down costs.” Regardless of how they feel.

    The Climate changes, naturally. Northern Europe flourished in the 1100s to 1300s due to Global Warming, which had NOTHING to do with non-existent industrialization. There was / is no man-made cause. Regardless of how the tree-huggers feel. (Starting to see the connection here?)

    17 Trillions Dollars of National Debt won’t keep growing forever. Regardless of how the economy feels.

    The item growing inside a pregnant woman either is or is not a baby. In Fact is HAS to be one or the other. Its status does not depend upon how the mother feels. (“Well, we were looking forward to the baby, but then I changed my mind, and it reverted to being a ‘fetus’ so I could go ahead and have it vacuumed out.”)

    Equal Protection Under Law applies to everyone, not just to certain “oppressed groups.” If it’s wrong for the IRS to keep a NAACP chapter from opening while they sit on the files, it’s wrong for them to keep a Tea Party group from starting the same way. Regardless of how the “oppressed” feel.

    And the Dems actually say they’re the “Party Of Science!!!!”

    Rant Concluded for now.

  24. 24

    single stack says:

    Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

    We all have shit to face in our lives. Some more than others. Everyone has a choice about how to deal with it. A lot of us just face it down, bitch slap it and go on with our lives. Others, put it off till things get really bad, but eventually deal with it and move on. Then there are those that refuse to face it and run like hell. To drugs, alcohol, gambling, sex, alternate identities, or suicide. Bruce seems to be the latter. He decided that as Bruce the man, he wasn’t much good at facing life. Add to the fact that Kris, his bitch of a wife emasculated him early on, that’s not surprising. He felt that Caitlyn would be able to do it all much better than Bruce. The big problem is, while he may get a short reprieve with a spiffy hairdo, some fake nails and a pair of tits, he’s going to find out the hard way that Caitlyn is using the same brain, the same physiology, and the same emotions that Bruce had. He can cut his wacker off, but what’s he going to do with his brain?? He’s going to get one hell of a kick in the ass when he discovers that Caitlyn is no better at solving his problems than Bruce was and where will he be then?? Hmmm…Bruce couldn’t do it, now Caitlyn can’t do it…..what’s left? I won’t be surprised if we see “Breaking News! Caitlyn Jenner found unresponsive from suspected drug overdose.”

  25. 25

    single stack says:

    The most that it’s fair to say is that Bruce Jenner was sick, but Caitlyn Jenner is cured.

    No.
    The most fair and accurate thing to say is that Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

    TADAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 26
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Eunuchs aren’t women.

    WOMEN AREN’T EUNUCHS.

    Thatisall.

    Except this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHLsnzZgdPw

  27. 27
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    D.J. Allen sez:

    I. Don’t. Care.

    Be anything you want to be. If you want to be a woman — be one. If you want to be black — *poof* you are black.

    And that is the debt we all owe to Rachel Dolezal. There is no more white or black. And thanks to * Jenner, there is no more male or female. I don’t know what race or sex you are until you tell me, and vice-versa. I don’t even know if you are male or female!

    And therefore, there can be no more serious racial or sexist bigotry, since no one can discriminate against someone of whom they have no knowledge, so all those organizations dedicated to righting the wrongs associated with such are now useless and devoid of purpose. Al Sharpton and Gloria Steinem might as well as well open a lawn-mowing service, as their sexist and race-baiting businesses have gone the way of Consolidated Buggy Whips.

    And a big Thank Yew!!! to the media for chasing this narrative to its ultimate absurd conclusion!

    And this isn’t even because I’m Special

    Ed

  28. 28
    tweell growls and barks:

    This says it better than I can. To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight:

    http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-4/