As much as we’ve tried to just not give a tiny little fart, we can’t help but have noticed that, apparently, Bruce Jenner now thinks that he’s a woman and the entirety of what used to be an informative organ known as “the media” have decided that it’s heresy worthy of excommunication to as much as suggest that he is not.
What’s next? He’ll wake up tomorrow and decide that he’s a giraffe?
So he wants to be called “Caitlyn”, eh?
Well, in the immortal words of the fictitious Philosophy Department of the University of Wallamaloo, “that’s bound to cause a bit of confusion, innit?”
Is it okay if we call you “Charlemagne”, “Eleanor of Aquitaine” or “Knucklehead” instead?
Of course, the reaction from the “tolerant” Prozis to anybody as much as hinting that they won’t bow down to the new religion has been every bit as “tolerant” as the Inquisition, but that’s hardly a surprise when you consider that we’re dealing with totalitarian freaks who make Scientology look positively rational by comparison.
The new saint of Proziism even managed to get an award for “courage” over a maimed war vet for having the “courage” to say that he might, possibly, maybe, if he doesn’t change his mind, have his penis cut off. Oh, and call him Caitlyn too. Forget about Normandy. That there is courage! If only we were half the, er, man that he is…
Now tell us again that we’re supposed to “engage” these sub-retarded, infantile fascist wannabes with anything but utter derision and disgust?
I thought not.
Thatisall.
I refuse to pay any attention to Whatsitsname Jenner. He/She/It/Whatever is just another Kardashian
Being English I’ve not been exposed to a fraction of the publicity surrounding Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change that you guys have and it’s even annoying me, so I can’t imagine how pissed off you lot must be. That said, I do have a fair amount of sympathy with people in Jenner’s position. When I was 18 I worked with a… Read more »
P.S. – If this has you wound up, do not, under ANY circumstances, google the term ‘Otherkin’!
Seriously. Don’t do it.
I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian?
I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian? I’ll give this a woefully inadequate try: A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in the superficial trappings of the seven cardinal vices- pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth. They glory in their ignorance and revel in the sloth of their concrete… Read more »
Library Czar @ #:
You forgot to add that they’re all female.
Sort of like what’s its name wants to be.
Library Czar says:
Yo Library, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but the Lord of the Rings trilogy had some of the best hobbits of all time.
OF ALL TIME!!!!!
Muzzy! Welcome back! We’ve been worried about you all this time. You didn’t disappoint in your post, either. You may be an ignorant slut, but you’re OUR ignorant slut.
Its a Bruce Jenner Thread. You have to stroke it sideways now.
It used to be when some guy thought he was Napoleon, we locked him up for his own good, and ours. Nowadays we’d hand him a sword and a funny looking hat and tell him “Russia’s that way – good luck”.
It won’t be long and Bruce will be handing in his sword.
dasbow says: It used to be when some guy thought he was Napoleon, we locked him up for his own good, and ours. Nowadays we’d hand him a sword and a funny looking hat and tell him “Russia’s that way – good luck”. Seems like an idea that still has merit. How about handing Brucie a new dress and saying… Read more »
Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut says: Besides, courage isn’t a zero-sum commodity. Giving it to one person doesn’t mean you’re taking it away from anybody else. No. But awarding an award for heroism to Bruce “maybe I’ll snip my John Thomas off” Jenner ABOVE a genuine hero who lost his limbs in the sandbox DOES take something away from somebody.… Read more »
I could care fucking less if some guys want to wear women’s clothes and make up. What bothers me about the whole thing is the media’s portrayal of this mutt being brave or anything else other than a self serving media whore like the rest of his “family.” Anyone who doesn’t understand that there is a very very high probability… Read more »
“..did you ever consider that their suicide rates may be higher because they are actually profoundly mentally ill?” DING DING! We have a winner! I have come across a few people in my life who have decided they were changing genders, and without failure, each of them has been among the most psychologically messed up people I’ve ever come across.… Read more »
I wish Juice Brenner would show up in McKinney, TX so the two most annoying stories in US media could merge & perhaps, having achieved critical mass, self-destructively explode.
LC Xystus @ #:
A blast that big would take out most of Texas. Any way to move the whole mess to California and let the detonation happen there?
No such luck. Kahleefohnya would be too busy celebrating all of this bull, and it would thus be a fizzle not a boom.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #:
Maybe that would be the last straw and Cali will finally fall into the pacific?
No.
The most fair and accurate thing to say is that Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.
Single Stack Sez, Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment. Yep. This is the single most important dispute between left and right right now in this country. Whatever he calls himself, Bruce Jenner is Male. His DNA is 100% male. Regardless of how he feels. Rachel Dolezal… Read more »
single stack says: Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment. We all have shit to face in our lives. Some more than others. Everyone has a choice about how to deal with it. A lot of us just face it down, bitch slap it and go on… Read more »
single stack says:
TADAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eunuchs aren’t women.
WOMEN AREN’T EUNUCHS.
Thatisall.
Except this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHLsnzZgdPw
D.J. Allen sez: I. Don’t. Care. Be anything you want to be. If you want to be a woman — be one. If you want to be black — *poof* you are black. And that is the debt we all owe to Rachel Dolezal. There is no more white or black. And thanks to * Jenner, there is no more… Read more »
This says it better than I can. To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight:
http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-4/