So What’s All This About Bruce Jenner Again?

As much as we’ve tried to just not give a tiny little fart, we can’t help but have noticed that, apparently, Bruce Jenner now thinks that he’s a woman and the entirety of what used to be an informative organ known as “the media” have decided that it’s heresy worthy of excommunication to as much as suggest that he is not.

What’s next? He’ll wake up tomorrow and decide that he’s a giraffe?

So he wants to be called “Caitlyn”, eh?

Well, in the immortal words of the fictitious Philosophy Department of the University of Wallamaloo, “that’s bound to cause a bit of confusion, innit?”

Is it okay if we call you “Charlemagne”, “Eleanor of Aquitaine” or “Knucklehead” instead?

Of course, the reaction from the “tolerant” Prozis to anybody as much as hinting that they won’t bow down to the new religion has been every bit as “tolerant” as the Inquisition, but that’s hardly a surprise when you consider that we’re dealing with totalitarian freaks who make Scientology look positively rational by comparison.

The new saint of Proziism even managed to get an award for “courage” over a maimed war vet for having the “courage” to say that he might, possibly, maybe, if he doesn’t change his mind, have his penis cut off. Oh, and call him Caitlyn too. Forget about Normandy. That there is courage! If only we were half the, er, man that he is…

caitlynjenner

Now tell us again that we’re supposed to “engage” these sub-retarded, infantile fascist wannabes with anything but utter derision and disgust?

I thought not.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 9, 2015 06:11

I refuse to pay any attention to Whatsitsname Jenner. He/She/It/Whatever is just another Kardashian
:em07:

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 9, 2015 07:23

Being English I’ve not been exposed to a fraction of the publicity surrounding Caitlyn Jenner’s sex change that you guys have and it’s even annoying me, so I can’t imagine how pissed off you lot must be. That said, I do have a fair amount of sympathy with people in Jenner’s position. When I was 18 I worked with a… Read more »

Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut
June 9, 2015 07:24

P.S. – If this has you wound up, do not, under ANY circumstances, google the term ‘Otherkin’!

Seriously. Don’t do it.

VAconservative
VAconservative
June 9, 2015 07:40

I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian?

June 9, 2015 08:52

I might be a bit out of the loop. What’s a Kardashian? I’ll give this a woefully inadequate try: A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in the superficial trappings of the seven cardinal vices- pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth. They glory in their ignorance and revel in the sloth of their concrete… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 9, 2015 14:55

Library Czar @ #:

A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in the superficial trappings of the seven cardinal vices- pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed, and sloth.

You forgot to add that they’re all female.

Sort of like what’s its name wants to be.
:em02:

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
June 9, 2015 15:41

Library Czar says:

A Kardashian is the black hole of self centered narcissism wrapped in –

Yo Library, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but the Lord of the Rings trilogy had some of the best hobbits of all time.

OF ALL TIME!!!!!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
June 9, 2015 16:20

:em02: A foul word directed toward this Jenner person. Something it could no longer possibly do. What you might really want to look at I don’t know if you’ve seen yet. I do not wish to hijack the thread, so I’ll just give you my link. If you want to see it, click it.

BC, Imperial Torturer
Admin
BC, Imperial Torturer
June 9, 2015 21:10

Muzzy! Welcome back! We’ve been worried about you all this time. You didn’t disappoint in your post, either. You may be an ignorant slut, but you’re OUR ignorant slut.

:em05:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
June 10, 2015 00:17

:em08: WTF is wrong with my “commentluv” thing?

June 10, 2015 08:35

WTF is wrong with my “commentluv” thing?

Its a Bruce Jenner Thread. You have to stroke it sideways now.

dasbow
dasbow
June 10, 2015 10:00

It used to be when some guy thought he was Napoleon, we locked him up for his own good, and ours. Nowadays we’d hand him a sword and a funny looking hat and tell him “Russia’s that way – good luck”.

BC, Imperial Torturer
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BC, Imperial Torturer
June 10, 2015 19:48

It won’t be long and Bruce will be handing in his sword. :em05:

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy
June 11, 2015 07:55

I could care fucking less if some guys want to wear women’s clothes and make up. What bothers me about the whole thing is the media’s portrayal of this mutt being brave or anything else other than a self serving media whore like the rest of his “family.” Anyone who doesn’t understand that there is a very very high probability… Read more »

JonB
JonB
June 11, 2015 11:42

“..did you ever consider that their suicide rates may be higher because they are actually profoundly mentally ill?” DING DING! We have a winner! I have come across a few people in my life who have decided they were changing genders, and without failure, each of them has been among the most psychologically messed up people I’ve ever come across.… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus
June 11, 2015 15:07

I wish Juice Brenner would show up in McKinney, TX so the two most annoying stories in US media could merge & perhaps, having achieved critical mass, self-destructively explode. :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 11, 2015 15:31

LC Xystus @ #:

I wish Juice Brenner would show up in McKinney, TX so the two most annoying stories in US media could merge & perhaps, having achieved critical mass, self-destructively explode

A blast that big would take out most of Texas. Any way to move the whole mess to California and let the detonation happen there?
:em03:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
June 12, 2015 17:02

Any way to move the whole mess to California and let the detonation happen there?

No such luck. Kahleefohnya would be too busy celebrating all of this bull, and it would thus be a fizzle not a boom.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
June 13, 2015 04:27

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. @ #:

Kahleefohnya would be too busy celebrating all of this bull, and it would thus be a fizzle not a boom.

Maybe that would be the last straw and Cali will finally fall into the pacific?

single stack
single stack
June 14, 2015 08:39

The most that it’s fair to say is that Bruce Jenner was sick, but Caitlyn Jenner is cured.

No.
The most fair and accurate thing to say is that Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

LC Gregory
LC Gregory
June 14, 2015 22:19

Single Stack Sez, Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment. Yep. This is the single most important dispute between left and right right now in this country. Whatever he calls himself, Bruce Jenner is Male. His DNA is 100% male. Regardless of how he feels. Rachel Dolezal… Read more »

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Admin
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
June 15, 2015 11:47

single stack says: Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment. We all have shit to face in our lives. Some more than others. Everyone has a choice about how to deal with it. A lot of us just face it down, bitch slap it and go on… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
June 17, 2015 03:31

single stack says:

The most that it’s fair to say is that Bruce Jenner was sick, but Caitlyn Jenner is cured.

No.
The most fair and accurate thing to say is that Bruce Jenner was, and is, mentally ill and Caitlyn Jenner is the indulgence of that illness rather than its treatment.

TADAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tallulah
Tallulah
June 20, 2015 01:05

Eunuchs aren’t women.

WOMEN AREN’T EUNUCHS.

Thatisall.

Except this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHLsnzZgdPw

Special Ed
Special Ed
June 21, 2015 00:16

D.J. Allen sez: I. Don’t. Care. Be anything you want to be. If you want to be a woman — be one. If you want to be black — *poof* you are black. And that is the debt we all owe to Rachel Dolezal. There is no more white or black. And thanks to * Jenner, there is no more… Read more »

tweell
tweell
June 21, 2015 16:14

This says it better than I can. To the tune of The Lion Sleeps Tonight:

http://www.rhjunior.com/tallyho-4/