Westboro Baptist Update [Updated]

Seems that Phaggot Phred Phelps and his Phony Phelchers take a Phabulous Phoray to Mississippi, and it Phamously Phails !!.

This is just too precious to let go unpublished. The good Pholks in Mississippi worked out a masterful plan to give Phelps and his Phriends lots of good Pheelings to remember them by.

-VIRTUTE et ARMIS indeed Mississippians, INDEED !!!!

Buuuuwaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa

[Update: LC Chuck claims foist in the comments here, and posted a link to a related video. This is awesome !]

On Saturday, USMC Staff Sgt. Jason Rogers, who was killed in action in Afghanistan April 7, was buried in Brandon, Mississippi…Resquiecat Pacem Brave Marine…..

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28 comments

  1. 1
    Chuck growls and barks:

    I was just adding this link to the Trump comments to draw your attention to it.

  2. 2
    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Good

  3. 3
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Library Czar says:

    Good

    Damn Good! FIFY!

  4. 4
    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    I just love it when a good plan comes together.
    :em69: :em99: :em95: :em01: :em69: :em95: :em01:

  5. 5
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    :em04: :em69: :em93: :em03: EEEEEEEEYEEEEAAAAHHH!! RIGHT ON!!!! :em93: :em03: :em99:

    I just hope that word of this this gets out everywhere, and other towns will follow suit when the westboro inbreds decide to infest their localities!!

  6. 6

    Yep, I blogged about it last night. That’s some seriously good shit!

    I particularly enjoyed the beating administered to a Phelps Phreak at the gas station. Too good!

    Kudos, Brandon MS!!!!

    :em03:

  7. 7

    I was having a conversation recently with an Orange County deputy sheriff and a few other assorted LEO types about the state of moral decay of our nation recently. I told him things weren’t as dire as news reports and various assorted punditry would have us believe. I told them about the number of recruits who graduated with Crumb Crunchie and how the Corps was full up as an example. This episode reinforces that.

    Ironically enough I attended some DHS Threat Assessment training recently. One of the exercises was to do a threat assessment for a Methodist church. The only potential threat element was Phaggot Phelps and his merry band of phelatting phelchers. It downgraded their overall threat rating from our pre-assessment because of the lack of violent history. Should have thrown in incompetence as well.

    Well done Brandon Mississippi, excellent job all around.

    Welcome home S/Sgt. Rogers, your duty is done. Requiest en pacem.

  8. 8
    maxxdog growls and barks:

    This is what the PGR has been doing for years.
    It is wonderful to see.
    Join the PGR!
    All you need is a flag and the desire to do the right thing.

  9. 9

    I will be the first to admit that they have the right to be complete tools. But they don’t have a right to be free of the consequences of those actions. If that were MY son, every last one of these motherfuckers would be sporting broken kneecaps and worse. That cunt Shirley Phelps would be in the hospital having a large cactus removed from her rectum. And I would be perfectly willing to stand trial for assault.

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    That cunt Shirley Phelps would be in the hospital having a large cactus removed from her rectum.

    You forgot the rusty barbed wire wrapped in poison ivy decorating said cactus Nicki. You’re getting soft girl. :em01:

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    maxxdog says:

    This is what the PGR has been doing for years.
    It is wonderful to see.
    Join the PGR!
    All you need is a flag and the desire to do the right thing.

    I love ‘em……the PGR that is…….

    They showed up at a funeral for a Marine KIA in Iraq who was an alumni at the high school where I taught. Lined the road holding flags as the procession pulled out of the church and then escorted them to the cemetary. If I run into anyone who has a PGR patch on their jacket, I better not see them pull out their wallet ‘cuz I’m buying…..anytime anywhere.

    God Bless the PGR and give them a smooth road and no idiots riding their tails.

  12. 12
    LC FORGER - Racist Czar growls and barks:

    M -I -CROOKEDLETTERCROOKEDLETTER – I – CROOKEDLETTERCROOKEDLETTER – I – HUMPBACKHUMPBACK -I …….

    …Kickin’ your ass and not caring what your name is, DUMBASS!!

    :em69: :em03:

  13. 13

    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:
    That cunt Shirley Phelps would be in the hospital having a large cactus removed from her rectum.
    You forgot the rusty barbed wire wrapped in poison ivy decorating said cactus Nicki. You’re getting soft girl.

    :em01:

    Oh no, my darling! I save that for shitslurpers such as this Jack Stuef, who singlehandedly brought down the wrath of the Intarwebz on Wonkette by ridiculing Trig Palin!! Bye bye advertisers!

    I’m actually not sure which bunch of knuckle-dragging fuckbats is worse – the Phelching Phelpses or the syphilis-infected dildoes at Wonkette. Maybe the cactus treatment, wrapped in barbed wire, dipped in hot tar, rusty nails and broken glass would suffice for both.

  14. 14
    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    last time they were in oklahoma, someone slashed thier tires… -all- of thier tires… and curiously enough, it took em the entire day to find someone willing to sell them enough tires to get home…

  15. 15
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Response to LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch @:
    That was great! It was quite the “coincidence” that nobody saw anything.

  16. 16
    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    irish19 says:

    That was great! It was quite the “coincidence” that nobody saw anything.

    Sort of like the time in Skidmore (MO, I believe) when no one saw the town bully get shot and killed, even though the entire town was standing right there. :em01:

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    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    Maybe the cactus treatment, wrapped in barbed wire, dipped in hot tar, rusty nails and broken glass would suffice for both.

    (Surgeon closes notebook, draws a deep breath, ‘delivers the news,,)

    We’ll be able to remove it, but first,, we’ll need to apply for some permits to remove protected succulents from a recreation zone/sewage processing area. /recycled joke

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    Completely unrelated, I’m gonna be in San Antonio this weekend. Give me a shout if you’re between Oklahoma City, and San Antonio, and perhaps we can cross paths…

  20. 20
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch says:

    I’m actually not sure which bunch of knuckle-dragging fuckbats is worse – the Phelching Phelpses or the syphilis-infected dildoes at Wonkette. Maybe the cactus treatment, wrapped in barbed wire, dipped in hot tar, rusty nails and broken glass would suffice for both.

    Good but hot tar is a sealant. I would go for something like well fermented cow dung. My first thought was concentrated sulphuric acid, but that’s an antiseptic.

  21. 21
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    Response to VonZorch Imperial Researcher @:

    I say fuck ‘em all to death up the ass sideways with a broken broomstick while they’re sitting and spinning on a rusty diarrhea-soaked pile of tangled concertina wire right after they’ve been fucked up the ass twice by a Grizzly Bear with AIDS and the sonofabitch who was mean enough to give it to him!!

  22. 22
    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Infidel, if you keep things bottled up like that, it isn’t good for you. C’mon, tell us how you really feel. :em93:

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    JonB growls and barks:

    On one hand the video is amazing.

    On the other it is frightening.

    Phelps and his vermin are beginning to organize Americans to stand against a group of individuals that the media labels as “Christians”.

    If he is not silenced, he will only hasten the outlawing of Christianity in America.

  24. 24
    simonwise growls and barks:

    Gotta dip that barb-wire wrapped, dipped in hot tar cactus in a large barrel filled with the diarrhetic shit from a couple dozen H.I.V. positive folks. :em93: Response to LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @:

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    rickn8or growls and barks:

    JonB– This atheist knows the difference between Phred and His Merry Band and a Christian.

  26. 26
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Response to LC Proud Infidel @:
    Sounds good to me.
    Response to rickn8or @:
    Agreed. And whatever Phreddy is, he certainly is not a Christian.

  27. 27
    LC Staci GBOR growls and barks:

    Weird…those scum don’t show up when the soldiers come back ALIVE. Was real cool seeing the Patriot Guards there just in case. Loved that the PG were acknowledged for what they do in both cases.

  28. 28
    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    JonB says:

    On one hand the video is amazing.
    On the other it is frightening.
    Phelps and his vermin are beginning to organize Americans to stand against a group of individuals that the media labels as “Christians”.
    If he is not silenced, he will only hasten the outlawing of Christianity in America.

    Sadly this is true. If you read the Good Book, (Yes Misha, I’m about to get Biblical on this.) read 1 Timothy 3 and 4. The passages will stand out about what this “person” really is.