Pamela Geller 2 – Goat molesters 0

Ya’ll didn’t really think we here at the AIR would let a juicy tidbit like the recent shootings in TX go without commenting  on now dija’ ?

H/T to Tallulah who brought us this link from Ace of Spades HQ

ISIS reportedly has claimed responsibility for the attacks of two gun men in TX at an event sponsored by Pamela Geller and the American Freedom Defense Initiative.

I figured maybe a lessons learned was in order after the events in TX. So pay attention Abduallah – class is now in session.

1. ISIS is Claiming responsibility for a failed attack on a soft target – Really? I’d probably hold off on that one …you guys need to up your game.

2. Two Jihahdi – Joes, with “assault rifles” (according to the presstitutes) managed to – shoot a security guard. In the ankle. *Facepalm* What are you guys vying for? “Worst shots ever”? How many times do we here in the Empire preach about sight picture and fire discipline people! Really!!! Sigh….Oh well, if you goat molesters ain’t got it by now – You ain’t ever going to get it.

3. Both now very dead terrorist are cooling rapidly after being taken out by a traffic cop – with a handgun. Talk about embarrassing ..out gunned and out numbered and a traffic cop kicked your asses?? I don’t care who you are – that’s funny right there. Okay, I’ll admit it,  He probably missed his morning doughnut and coffee so he was extra cranky – sucks to be you huh?

4. As one Rottie faithful mentioned -” We shoot back”. Yes indeed we do. Note to ISIS; The game’s a whole lot different when your not running around a bunch of 3rd world shit holes with an unarmed populace. Remember this, write it down, you WILL see this material again.  This is one of those ‘teachable moments” and if you don’t remember it… well I am sure the millions of law abiding gun owners here in America will be all too happy to provide you idiots with refresher training. Speaking of which, we’re damned good at shooting. Hence a cop with a handgun taking out two morons with rifles AND body armor……WE. SHOOT. BACK.

5. We here at the Empire being g_dly sorts and all, have made sure your now very dead pals in TX – are getting their 72 virgins. We cloned Helen Thomas and Rosanne Barr. 36 times each. Hey never let it be said we’re not benevolent here….have fun with that. Send more Jihadis, we’ll make sure they get their “rewards in paradise”. No really, trust us.

6. We’re not France. If you go to someplace like New York City, you might find a French Restaurant and a prissy uptight waiter – but that is as far as we go. You will not find any of those restaurants in TX. What you will find are Christians. Tons of them, and all of them have weapons. They tend to frown upon such things as radical Muslims shooting the place up.  Next time, pick a less prickly cactus. Maybe try, I dunno….someplace like  Baltimore.

7. Pamela Geller is a woman. We Americans frown on 7th century tea boy banging assholes attacking our women. Americans from TX will kill you for it. And not think twice about doing it either. None the less…..Judging from your pathetic showing there in TX, she probably would have kicked your asses by herself. Barehanded. Our women are no joke.

8. Never attack a freedom of speech event in the same place that people like Chris Kyle, Marcus Luttrel and other assorted bad asses are bred. It’s just not a fluke, Texans BREED these people called SEALS, Green Berets, and others like you people breed fucking camels. They’re good at it.

9. There is no Sharia Law in the US. Remember this. Should you survive the next attempt, we’ll still kill you. It might take the lawyers a few years to wrangle it out in court. But we WILL still kill you. We’ve killed more than one of our own for terrorist acts, we won’t bat an eye about you.

Thus concludes today’s lesson…. Class Dismissed!

 

29 comments

  1. 1
    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    Have you guys seen the pictures that were on show at the gallery? Some of them were really good! My favourites were the two chalk outlines out the front :em05:

  2. 2
    AaronsCC growls and barks:

    The honored “Scourge of Araby” has returned for a moment… Je Suis de Garland

  3. 3
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Muzzy – Imperial Ignorant Slut @ #:

    :em05:

  4. 4

    heh, good one Muzzy.

    We ain’t Paris, we ain’t NIgeria, we ain’t Iraq…….

    we’re Texans, and Americans, and a nation of riflemen…….

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    These formerly walking idiots have spawned a few hashtags. (Ok I spawned them)

    #IsisWeShootBack
    #IsisDontMessWithTexas

    Now these two knotheads ran right into a Constitutional Sandwich. A slice of First Amendment, Bacon, Tomato Jihadi filler and a slice of Second Amendment. Slightly toasted in garlic butter.
    :em01:

  6. 6
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Mooseslime Valentine’s! :em01:

  7. 7
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    They need to remember that the phrase “He needed killin’ ” originated in Texas. And it still constitutes a valid legal defense.

    As in:

    Judge: “Why’d you kill him?

    Shooter: “He needed killin’!”

    Judge: “Okay, case dismissed.”

  8. 8
    readerjp growls and barks:

    But the liberal msm has their heads up their asses as usual. As per this headline:

    After Texas shooting: If free speech is provocative, should there be limits?

    I remember the press mocking Bush for something similar. Yes, let’s give up free speech so we don’t hurt the feelings of the perpetually aggrieved Muslims.

  9. 9

    readerjp says:

    But the liberal msm has their heads up their asses as usual. As per this headline:

    After Texas shooting: If free speech is provocative, should there be limits?

    I remember the press mocking Bush for something similar. Yes, let’s give up free speech so we don’t hurt the feelings of the perpetually aggrieved Muslims.

    Pardon the language, but fuck them all absolutely to death. Really. Literally.

  10. 10
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    Ya know, Texas has a lot of “space”, even their parking lots.

    It’s almost like the MoHamHeads took the advice of Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake “give those who wished to destroy, space to do that.” That was awfully thoughtful.

    I’d say a memorial is in order. Like a giant cross to mark the spot. Just like the one at the spot JFK bought the farm, only different. Bigger. Texas Bigger.

    Assault rifles and body armor? Really? What a complete, and epic failure. Those cops ought to sue their estates for the cost of the ammo.

  11. 11

    L.C. Mope says:

    Ya know, Texas has a lot of “space”, even their parking lots.

    It’s almost like the MoHamHeads took the advice of Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake “give those who wished to destroy, space to do that.” That was awfully thoughtful.

    I’d say a memorial is in order. Like a giant cross to mark the spot. Just like the one at the spot JFK bought the farm, only different. Bigger. Texas Bigger.

    Assault rifles and body armor? Really? What a complete, and epic failure. Those cops ought to sue their estates for the cost of the ammo.

    A cross? I’d say put a giant permanent Gadsden flag there…….

  12. 12
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Keep in mind that Garland, TX was the inspiration for Arlen, TX of King of the Hill fame.

    I shall go to my grave believing that those two goatfuckers were actually done in by Dale Gribble and Bill Dauterive.

  13. 13
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Once again, the MSM comes to the rescue of the poor, poor victims.

    Residents of this Dallas suburb are hurt and angry that outsiders have been allowed to come in and leave an indelible and distressing mark on their city.

    “I think the most disturbing thing is that both the organizers of the event and the perpetrators of the crime are outsiders,” Alia Salem, the executive director of the local chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), told the Guardian.

    It’s their fault. They’re outsiders.

    According to Khalid Hamideh, a longtime community member whose law offices had been in Garland for 17 years until recently, said that local Muslim families were on edge about possible retaliation for the incident.

    “Sometimes, when something like this happens, sometimes our schools and our mosques become a target,” he said. “They get bomb threats.” Hamideh said that many families on Monday did not send their children to Islamic schools for fear of retribution.

    “We haven’t done wrong, nothing. But the fear exists.”

    There hasn’t been one instance of hate crime against Muslims. According to the FBI.

    That local Muslims felt compelled to publicly condemn an attack which had nothing to do with them is symptomatic of public life for many US Muslims since 9/11. Several times throughout the press conference, the three leaders reiterated that the majority of the world’s Muslims were peaceful, and that extremists did not speak in their names.

    CRY ME A RIVER. The Southern Poverty Law Center has condemned Americans Freedom Defense Initiative as a hate group. The last time they did that, some nut went into the Family Policy Center and killed a security guard.

    “When you demonize a population, some people take that as a license to commit violence,” said Heidi Beirich, director of the Intelligence Project at SPLC), which tracks hate crimes. “Speech has consequences, though that doesn’t mean that people don’t have a right to speech.”

    So, which is it, bitch? They have a license to commit violence or Americans have the right to free speech?

    the dilemma raised by Sunday’s violence touches on the fundamental question of Muslim American life: what place will the US let itself carve out for Muslim Americans?

    According to one attendee of Geller’s event, a Texan who would not give his last name, the answer is none.

    “Islam itself doesn’t belong in this country,” he said. “Sharia law counteracts with the constitution of the United States. We have the right to practice the religion in this country as long as it doesn’t do harm to yourself or others – and Islam does.”

    “This isn’t about some cartoons,” Harman said. “This is about showing the contrast between good and evil” and to counter the “slow bleed of encouragement” that the government gives to “radical” groups like CAIR.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-attack-garland-muslims-caught-between-two-outsider-groups/ar-BBjdkYk?ocid=SKY2DHP

  14. 14
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And speaking of Texas, is there something in the water down there? First you have a traffic cop writing the ultimate parking ticket for two pieces of canine manure, and now this.
    :em05:

  15. 15
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    And speaking of Texas, is there something in the water down there?

    Let’s just say the threat was dispatched with Texas style alacrity. Kinda like a mad dog, only different.

    Where were the Feds? With all the technical gizmos and spying they do on everyone, why were they not on the job? Someone issue forth a stand down order? Someone who would side with the Mooselimbs if the winds blew in an ugly direction?

  16. 16
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Shamelessly stolen from a commenter at Ace’s:
    Pamela Geller is Buffy the Towel Head Slayer.

    Someone with photoshop skills should make a poster of that.

  17. 17
    readerjp growls and barks:

    If you want to see what cartoon won, go here:

    http://www.ijreview.com/2015/05/312509-here-is-the-prize-winning-cartoon-of-muhammad-that-2-islamic-terrorists-in-texas-tried-to-snuff-out/?utm_source=Iterable&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=morningnewsletter

    And the MSM strikes again. The NY Times asks:

    Free speech aside, why would anyone do something as provocative as hosting a “Muhammad drawing contest”?

    “FREE SPEECH ASIDE??!!” From a reporter no less, from the newspaper that published the stolen “Pentagon Papers” and hid behind the First Amendment!

  18. 18
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope @ #:

    Let’s just say the threat was dispatched with Texas style alacrity. Kinda like a mad dog, only different.

    Dispatching the enemy is expected of Texas. I was referring to a more humorous incident.
    :em05:

  19. 19
    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    What a waste of perfectly good ammunition.

    But then again, one never knows when aerating crania or chest cavities might require shooting at honorable targets like rapists, thieves, pedophiles, or fire ant mounds.

    I guess the practice wasn’t a total waste.

    -Jim+

  20. 20
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Well, we can always charge the families of the dead jihadis the cost of the bullets.

  21. 21

    L.C. Mope says:

    Where were the Feds? With all the technical gizmos and spying they do on everyone, why were they not on the job? Someone issue forth a stand down order? Someone who would side with the Mooselimbs if the winds blew in an ugly direction?

    :em03: Hmmmm, of whom might you imply?

  22. 22
    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    By my count, the Garland Texas Police Department now has taken down more militant jihadis than the whole TSA.

    Correction: just one guy on the Garland P.D.

  23. 23
    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Pamela has answered her critics — with BOTH BARRELS — in Time Magazine. Snippet:

    This is a war.

    Now, after the Charlie Hebdo attack, and after the Garland attack, what are we going to do? Are we going to surrender to these monsters?

    The attack in Garland showed that everything my colleagues and I have been warning about regarding the threat of jihad, and the ways in which it threatens our liberties, is true. Islamic law, Sharia, with its death penalty for blasphemy, today constitutes a unique threat to the freedom of speech and liberty in general.

    Freedom of speech is the foundation of a free society. Without it, a tyrant can wreak havoc unopposed, while his opponents are silenced.

    The rest: and it’s blistering. http://time.com/3847453/pamela-geller-a-response-to-my-critics-this-is-a-war/

  24. 24

    Tallulah says:

    Pamela has answered her critics — with BOTH BARRELS — in Time Magazine. Snippet:

    This is a war.

    Now, after the Charlie Hebdo attack, and after the Garland attack, what are we going to do? Are we going to surrender to these monsters?

    The attack in Garland showed that everything my colleagues and I have been warning about regarding the threat of jihad, and the ways in which it threatens our liberties, is true. Islamic law, Sharia, with its death penalty for blasphemy, today constitutes a unique threat to the freedom of speech and liberty in general.

    Freedom of speech is the foundation of a free society. Without it, a tyrant can wreak havoc unopposed, while his opponents are silenced.

    The rest: and it’s blistering. http://time.com/3847453/pamela-geller-a-response-to-my-critics-this-is-a-war/

    Exactly. Allah is Satan, and Mohammed was a murdering pedophile.

  25. 25
    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Bottom line is, you can’t blame these 2 misguided “yutes”. They saw their brothers attack Paris with no retribution and figured they would have the same “success” in Texas. Problem is, they came to Garland expecting Pepe’ Le Pew and got Doc freaking Holliday instead. The Haji’s will learn all too quick to never attack a place whose ancestors were gunslingers and cowboys.
    I am also disappointed in the announcement that ISIS has 71 (now 69) “warriors” in 15 states. I am disappointed because it’s not enough to go around. Is there going to be a lottery or something to see who gets to whack these 69 vermin? How are they gonna do this and make it fair?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    watchyerlane @ #:

    I am also disappointed in the announcement that ISIS has 71 (now 69) “warriors” in 15 states. I am disappointed because it’s not enough to go around. Is there going to be a lottery or something to see who gets to whack these 69 vermin? How are they gonna do this and make it fair?

    Lottery for hunting licenses? I think they do that for moose, although it’s open season on squirrel
    :em01:

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    watchyerlane says:

    Problem is, they came to Garland expecting Pepe’ Le Pew and got Doc freaking Holliday instead.

    I wonder if the Texas Lawman told the hajis that he’s their huckleberry?

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Eric Praline says:

    Shamelessly stolen from a commenter at Ace’s:
    Pamela Geller is Buffy the Towel Head Slayer.
    Someone with photoshop skills should make a poster of that.

    Love that image!.