It’s Official, Then… Weepy Boner and the Prozi Party Finally Come Out of the Closet

It’s not like they were fooling anybody, keeping their engagement secret. Except for “moderate” Republicans, of course, but those gullible gimps will be fooled by absolutely anybody.

Via Bill Quick:

Dems vow to protect Boehner from conservative coup

Tea Party Republicans contemplating a bid to oust Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio) shouldn’t count on Democrats to help them unseat the Speaker.

And without their support, there is no chance to topple Boehner in this Congress.

A number of right-wing Republicans, long wary of Boehner’s commitment to GOP efforts attacking President Obama’s policy priorities, have openly considered a coup in an attempt to transfer the gavel into more conservative hands.
But Democrats from across an ideological spectrum say they’d rather see Boehner remain atop the House than replace him with a more conservative Speaker who would almost certainly be less willing to reach across the aisle in search of compromise not be reaching around to caress the swollen members of the Prozi Party while taking it up the arse and giving the store away like Weepy always does.

Fixed the quote for honesty.

So there we have it. No longer do we need to harbor any doubts (if we were stupid enough to harbor any in the first place) that Weepy Boner is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Prozi Party, and they’ll be thrice damned before they’ll let their orange sockpuppet go!

At least Nancy and Weepy won’t have to check in under false names at the local Motel 8 anymore.

Screams of outrageously outraged outrage defense of Orange Crush Boner from the more “pragmatic”, “moderate” Republican “thinkers” at NRO, the Weakly Standard et al in 5…4…3…2…

Thatisall.

8 comments

  1. 1
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    O My Emperor,

    You said

    At least Nancy and Weepy won’t have to check in under false names at the local Motel 8 anymore.

    Come now. You know much better than that.

    With the money they extort from us taxpayers, they do a WHOLE lot better than the Motel 8. For enough money, even a Ritz-Carlton will rent a room by the hour.

  2. 2
    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    Sure, your eloquence goes without saying…the revelation of the RINOs affections for their Nazi compatriots only affirms that our political system is smashed beyond recognition. With Washington, DC now the home of our overlords and masters, free people now know where to strike when the revolution begins.

    We have no representatives. Only tyrants.

    -Jim+

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I saw that. I just haven’t had time to write about it yet. Frankly, it’s going to take a member flat out cold cocking the orange skinned scumbag before he figures out he’s on the wrong side of history.
    I also think that if he survive a challenge only due to the Democrats, he’s finished. He probably will face a decent primary challanger similar to his former butt buddy Cantor.
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  4. 4
    L.C. Mope growls and barks:

    That doesn’t absolve the conservatives if they don’t go ahead with the coup. Indeed they have all the more reason to give it a go. Let the Dems protect him. Let a candid constituency see their protection. Throw in some RINO inaction on the IRS scandal, and illegal immigration, and you have the makings of a real race for the Republican Nomination.

    Or I could just stay home.
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  5. 5
    irish19 growls and barks:

    L.C. Mope says:

    That doesn’t absolve the conservatives if they don’t go ahead with the coup. Indeed they have all the more reason to give it a go. Let the Dems protect him. Let a candid constituency see their protection. Throw in some RINO inaction on the IRS scandal, and illegal immigration, and you have the makings of a real race for the Republican Nomination.
    Or I could just stay home.
    L.C. Mope recently posted..(Hot) Air Ball [rimshot]

    I think you have it exactly right. This all has to be brought out into the open so the scales will fall from the eyes of the “moderates.”

  6. 6
    bruce growls and barks:

    as long as you own a gun you are citizen,if you don’t own a gun you are a serf.

  7. 7

    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

    Sure, your eloquence goes without saying…the revelation of the RINOs affections for their Nazi compatriots only affirms that our political system is smashed beyond recognition. With Washington, DC now the home of our overlords and masters, free people now know where to strike when the revolution begins.

    We have no representatives. Only tyrants.

    -Jim+

    It took a few minutes for the laughter from the post to settle enough to read the comments and click on this. Father Jim, you got that s…tuff dead on. Excellent.


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