So What’s All This Then…

Sorry, I really should have dragged my Royal Self out of bed sooner, but I really haven’t had the energy. Now, however, it appears that the cruds are on retreat, thanks to modern medical science. I blame it on the weather. Hot, cold, warm, cold, warm, colder, cold, hot, cold as fuck with 2 inches of Glowbull Wormening covering Texas… Blech…

And the news are ever depressing. Such as the bit about Weepy Boner and Mitch McCockless, once again, striking a deal with the Democrats to give Princess Obama everything she wants because… stuff… Remember how they used to be “oh, we can’t shut down the government by refusing to pass a budget, but the DHS funding? Oh yes, we’re going to fight, fight FIGHT on that one. To the bitter end. For America!!!” That was ages ago, of course, all of four months or so.

Now it’s back to business as usual with the Quisling Party willingly, nay eagerly handing the Prozi Party and their Precious Princess everything they asked for, based on a deal that was struck long ago. You know. The usual deal the Quisling Party always strikes with the Prozi Party on any issue: “We’ll have to promise to fight, then pretend to fight a bit to keep the prole idiots who keep voting for us happy, but then we’ll cave. As predictably as a Texas summer.”

And so they did. The Quisling Party’s rich donors wanted cheap Messican slave labor, the American workers be damned, and that’s what the Quisling Party gave them.

We find ourselves pretty much in complete agreement with Ace.

The Quisling Party’s Billionaire Sugar Daddies got the cheap slave labor they wanted, thanks to the Quisling Party’s umpteenth and utterly predictable betrayal of the principles that they swore to before the election?

Why, all of a sudden His Imperial Majesty realizes that the Prozi Party has a point when it comes to, say, minimum wages.

Except we have to disagree with Ace on one point. $15/hr seems awfully stingy. That’s no way to treat our “new DREAMER fellow citizens”. How about $50/hr? With mandatory, employer-fully-paid health insurance, no deductible, no copays, no pre-existing conditions and child coverage included until the child reaches the age of 67, of course.

Sounds about right to us.

Oh, and this whole “tax the rich” thing? You know, we realize we’ve been wrong all along. It really IS time for the rich to pay their fair share. “Fair share” being 98% of every dollar earned above 1,000,000. Or 500,000. Sounds OK to us.

Some targeted Social Justice laws ought to be on the agenda too. We mean, this has nothing to do at all with the National Association of Restaurants being particularly strident in their support of Supreme Dictator Hussein Obama’s illegal Executive “Cheap Bus Boys For Everybody” Order, we don’t want anybody to think that we’re in the slightest bit vindictive here, but, really, have you guys noticed the horrid conditions of the eating establishments in this country? We mean, it’s just not SAFE to eat there anymore.

We believe that it’s high time for the FDA to get more closely involved with monitoring those E. Coli infested septic tanks. For starters, a 2,000 page stack of regulations seem to be in order. Also, weekly mandatory inspections of every eatery in the nation to make sure that our chilllllldernnnn aren’t getting infected due to non-compliance. At the expense of the restaurants, of course. After all, they’re the ones forcing us to enact such measures, so they should pay their fair share of the bill.

Princess Obama, make it so. We’ve already seen that you’re not afraid to issue Imperial Edicts, so hop to it! The time has come!

Let it burn.

Oh, and remember our suggestion that it might be a good idea to vote Democrat in Ohio if that’s what it took to unseat Boner? Remember how that was “too much” and “beyond the pale” and “you’re ridiculous!”

Yeah, about that…

Thatisall.

Wake us up when the shooting starts. We’re done.

14 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You had 2 inches of global warming? 2 inches? I’ll trade you your 2 inches for the 8 feet of global warming in my front yard.
    No surprises on the party of stupid rolling over again. I think it’s going to take a minimum of assault and battery upon those two walking turds before it sinks in that they are supposed to stop that crook in the white house.

    Now I’m hearing rumors that they might “fix” obamacare of the USSC rules that the law means what it says and kills the subsidies.

    I thought house of cards was first a BBC and then a Netflix series, not real life.

  2. 2
    VAconservative growls and barks:

    A cheap suit holds up better than Weepy. You’re right Misha, wake us when the shooting starts. And to Mitch McCockless (great moniker), as they would say in Moskva, raz tvyou.

    OH, and two inches!” Had six or seven two weeks ago and 0 farenheit to boot. Before that melted had six more last week. Today 50 degrees as I wake up, going to 60, then DOOM! More snow and ice manana. Nothing compared to nephew near Bahston.

  3. 3
    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    It’s time for a change, to be sure. But Ace’s solution isn’t the answer.

    First, let’s see if the Article 5 idea goes anywhere. It won’t, but let’s try.

    Second, it’s time for that third party option to compete with the Dems and Repubs. Needs to be conservative and constitutional. Will draw the Repub. base away, causing the same destruction of the Quisling Party – going the way of the Whigs, don’tcha know.

    Finally, we patriots all move to Texas, restore the Republic, arm ourselves to the teeth, and get on with it.

    Post-script: I’m officially revoking my status as a non-combatant in this fight, effective now.

    -Jim+

  4. 4
    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    The more lunatic laws get passed, the better, at this point. America is heading for a collapse and a possible split into separate nations. I encourage this, because being honest… at this point, it’s best if the country has a divorce. Salvation will not come from the voting booth. Not anymore.

  5. 5
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

    It’s time for a change, to be sure. But Ace’s solution isn’t the answer.

    Not the only one, that’s for sure, but I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t give me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to support punishing the traitors who fund the Quisling Party into penury. As a matter of fact, it’s giving me way more than just a fuzzy feeling just thinking about it.

    After all, those slimy, motherfucking, subhuman, selfish traitor shitbirds just pushed through a Forced Unemployment for Americans Act, so why shouldn’t THEY get to enjoy the misery with the rest of us?

    As a matter of fact, now that I think about it further, I believe the minimum wage for unskilled labor should be $5,000/hr, and I’ll work my fingers to the bone to see it happen. Also, profit making is really a betrayal of The Common Good, and ought to lead to forced re-education camps and hard labor. In Siberia, if the Russians will take them. Enjoy your new life, Volksverräter!

    Is this mature, pragmatic, reasonable? No, it isn’t. But it’s revenge, and I like the taste of that.

    If the Establishment Party, our current One Party System, no better or worse than the Nazi Party or the old Soviet Union, because they’re all cut from the same cloth, are going to take a ginormous dump on all of us, forcing us to eat shit, then we demand and INSIST that they get to eat it with us. And if that means burning the motherfuckers down to the ground, then so be it. I’ll enjoy the crackling of their fat catching fire, and I’ll piss on any and everybody who as much as shook their hands along the road that brought us here. Then, and only when we’ve killed them with fire, we can start rebuilding this nation.

    I’m OK with enemies, the declared kind. I will fight them every inch of the way, but I’m OK with them in the sense that they disagree with me and they’ll honestly, OPENLY fight me and mine.

    At least they have some sort of honor.

    But if you lie to me, if you stab me in the back, if you pretend to be on my side only in order to position yourself better to rape me when I’m looking the other way?

    Oh, the Blood Eagle doesn’t even come CLOSE to what I intend to do to you, given half a chance, you miserable, unworthy, less than an insect nithling. Your demise will be the basis of horror stories that will frighten mankind until the heat death of the universe, because mere death is six orders of magnitude too good for you and anybody who loves or agrees with you.

  6. 6
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    535 lampposts, 535 congresscritters. What a coinidinck.

    Just add rope.

  7. 7
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Just hit the fuckin’ place with nerve gas and be done.

  8. 8
    bruce growls and barks:

    up in solon,maine we must have at least 7 feet of snow it must be the fault of glow bull worming.i have plenty of weapons and ammo.yes I have the dreaded green tipped 223.,teflon coated bullets and 12 gauge flechettes.fuck bongo if he wants my guns they can come and get them.i will give them the flechettes first,which go right through a vest even with the plates if I am still alive then they get the armor piercing 223’s.none of these bastards can be trusted so maybe a raghead will drive into congress with a bulldozer loaded with explosives.

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    LC Xealot growls and barks:

    Not the only one, that’s for sure, but I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t give me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside to support punishing the traitors who fund the Quisling Party into penury. As a matter of fact, it’s giving me way more than just a fuzzy feeling just thinking about it.

    Yeah, Misha, it’s time. I think we all know this country, as it once was, is a done deal. It’s worse, though. Western civilization, a lineage stretching from the ancient Minoans to today, is hated, even despised, by at least half of our country. They hate it with the same thoroughness a Communist hates Capitalism.

    In fact, it’s pretty much the same thing.

    And these are harsh words, sir, but I must say them anyway. WE DESERVE THIS. For decades, perhaps even centuries, good men have stood and done nothing. The Greatest Generation annihilated the Nazis, but left the Quislings to their own devices. And if they would not do the thing, how much less likely was it that we would? I do not exempt myself, either. Perhaps we could have solved this problem at the voting booth at one time. Maybe we could have said with one voice “no more lesser of two evils” at some point in the past. A mass Cultural Revolution against the sort of Socialist, Western-hating filth could have done the deed once. But we failed to do so. We failed our country, our civilization and our culture. Yes, I said it, and I will said it again. WE FAILED.

    But failure is a good teacher of men. We lost many battles, but we still exist, and that’s something. The time for easy cures and half-measures is gone, but the full measure remains. The medicine will be painful in a way this country has not experienced in two centuries. It will probably make the Civil War look like a battle between plastic toys. But we can win.

    We must not fail again.

  10. 10
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    So now the dems have openly stated they want to keep john pelosi as Speaker and they’ll fight to defend him.

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    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

    Finally, we patriots all move to Texas, restore the Republic, arm ourselves to the teeth, and get on with it.

    Post-script: I’m officially revoking my status as a non-combatant in this fight, effective now.

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition? Hmmmm, where did that quote come from?
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    Just hit the fuckin’ place with nerve gas and be done.

    PLAN!!!!!!! :em01: