Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit.
So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud, who’s been running around lying faster than a Fuckface Kerry on steroids. Brian Williams, we believe his name is. His giant self-aggrandizing whoppers include, but are not limited to, wading around hip deep in corpses floating around after Katrina, staring down the tube of RPGs firing at the chopper he was flying in and, his greatest hit, actually BEING in a chopper that was hit by RPG fire that actually hit another chopper.
Since Williams is a member of the anointed Democrat Prozi Propaganda Media, the Prozi liars have since been busy discovering hitherto unknown theories about how the human brain creates memories in order to be able to defend said serial liar. Apparently “misremembering” whether or not your whirly bird was hit by several pounds of flaming, furious death is now a thing.
It’ll come in handy next time a Republican is accused of lying. Oh hell, who are we kidding here? All of those fables about “misremembering” will be forgotten the instant it’s a Republican being accused of having forgotten to hand in a library book on time.
In the gutless pussy department, Boy King Obama’s response to ISIS burning a pilot alive was to mumble something about this totally not connected to any religion at all heinous act was a really heinous act, but let’s not forget the Crusades, y’all. He then went off to play another sixteen rounds of golf while his Secret Service detail, no doubt, spent most of their time keeping a sharp lookout for rogue Knights Templar and militant Presbyterians. Priorities, you know.
We won’t even get started on how intensely it annoys us to hear mental defectives who wouldn’t know a history book from a hole in the ground babble on about the Crusades. It’s pointless. Might as well try to teach a pig how to fly a space shuttle. Suffice it to say that, at this point in history, it might be a good idea to consider starting another one of them. Or two.
And then we have the French getting jiggy with their old favorite pastime of WWII, which is to run around murdering Jews. Granted, this time it’s not so much the French as the muslim hordes that they’ve imported and outsourced the task to. Most famously, for values of “fame”, was the incident in which #NotAllMuslims recently walked into a kosher deli and proceeded to shoot up the place.
This, according to Khalif Mustafa Barack Obama, was a typical example of “random violence”. Nothing targeted or deliberate about it. Those darling #NotAllMuslims just happened to “randomly” shoot up a “random” kosher deli full of “random” Jews.
A few days later, some other #NotAllMuslims went on a rampage vandalizing cars, randomly spraying “Juif” (“Jew”) over random cars after, presumably, having randomly found the word in a random dictionary.
No pattern there, nothing to see, now move along… RAYCISSSS! Also, the Crusades.
Does that just about cover the past week of stupidity?
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
Deus io vult.