Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

Yes, we realize that we could just write about the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure in the White House and have covered all of those bases, but we like to spread the disdain a bit.

So there’s this guy on NBC, some teleprompter-reading monkey who calls himself a “newsman” because he can read aloud, who’s been running around lying faster than a Fuckface Kerry on steroids. Brian Williams, we believe his name is. His giant self-aggrandizing whoppers include, but are not limited to, wading around hip deep in corpses floating around after Katrina, staring down the tube of RPGs firing at the chopper he was flying in and, his greatest hit, actually BEING in a chopper that was hit by RPG fire that actually hit another chopper.

Since Williams is a member of the anointed Democrat Prozi Propaganda Media, the Prozi liars have since been busy discovering hitherto unknown theories about how the human brain creates memories in order to be able to defend said serial liar. Apparently “misremembering” whether or not your whirly bird was hit by several pounds of flaming, furious death is now a thing.

It’ll come in handy next time a Republican is accused of lying. Oh hell, who are we kidding here? All of those fables about “misremembering” will be forgotten the instant it’s a Republican being accused of having forgotten to hand in a library book on time.

In the gutless pussy department, Boy King Obama’s response to ISIS burning a pilot alive was to mumble something about this totally not connected to any religion at all heinous act was a really heinous act, but let’s not forget the Crusades, y’all. He then went off to play another sixteen rounds of golf while his Secret Service detail, no doubt, spent most of their time keeping a sharp lookout for rogue Knights Templar and militant Presbyterians. Priorities, you know.

We won’t even get started on how intensely it annoys us to hear mental defectives who wouldn’t know a history book from a hole in the ground babble on about the Crusades. It’s pointless. Might as well try to teach a pig how to fly a space shuttle. Suffice it to say that, at this point in history, it might be a good idea to consider starting another one of them. Or two.

And then we have the French getting jiggy with their old favorite pastime of WWII, which is to run around murdering Jews. Granted, this time it’s not so much the French as the muslim hordes that they’ve imported and outsourced the task to. Most famously, for values of “fame”, was the incident in which #NotAllMuslims recently walked into a kosher deli and proceeded to shoot up the place.

This, according to Khalif Mustafa Barack Obama, was a typical example of “random violence”. Nothing targeted or deliberate about it. Those darling #NotAllMuslims just happened to “randomly” shoot up a “random” kosher deli full of “random” Jews.

A few days later, some other #NotAllMuslims went on a rampage vandalizing cars, randomly spraying “Juif” (“Jew”) over random cars after, presumably, having randomly found the word in a random dictionary.

No pattern there, nothing to see, now move along… RAYCISSSS! Also, the Crusades.

Does that just about cover the past week of stupidity?

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Deus io vult.

Thatisall.

20 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Nope, you missed a couple. First Joe Biden seems to have come out of the closet
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    Then we have Michael Bloomberg indulging in his inner racist.
    And we have someone who is actually looking at the raw thermometer readings and noticed that the “scientists” seemed to be adjusting them upwards.
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    And then we have John “Liveshot” Kerry not denying that he is denying he is considering running for president in 2016.
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    I think that just about covers the idiocy for this week.
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    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Je Suis Random!

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    Dredging up your inner Abbot Arnaud Sire, or just translating your own words into Latin?

    Your and the webmaster’s recap only scratches the surface. You forgot about the Narcissist in Chief’s selfie video. If that doesn’t summarize this egotistical cock sucker’s personality disorder in a few sickening seconds of video, nothing does.

    *sigh^, I actually miss Clinton.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

    *sigh^, I actually miss Clinton.

    Not to worry, you will probably have Clinton back for at least 4 years.
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    Hope you like thunder thighs and cankles on a president.
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    That cocksucker can’t even bring himself to say “Islamic.” When are people going to wake up and see him for what he is: a hater of Jews and America, determined to destroy both. He is a TRAITOR; if Benghazi didn’t prove it, his GIVING THE NUCLEAR BOMB TO IRAN, who has never stopped saying they will destroy the Little Devil (Israel) and the Big Devil (the U.S.) Oh, and letting terrorists into the country through the Southern border with Mexico and fast-tracking Syrian refugees for citizenship.

    Meanwhile, here is a video of those practitioners of peace, Muslims, attacking a KINDERGARTEN in Jerusalem, with explosives and rocks. How brave they are! To go after well-armed genocidal 5-year-olds.
    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153901204452316

    Oh, yes, it’s open season on Jews again, all over the world.

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    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain growls and barks:

    People I know died in Iraq for this…or were destroyed in some way.

    Welcome to Ameritopia.

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    single stack growls and barks:

    Not to worry, you will probably have Clinton back for at least 4 years.

    I just read a story about the enormous amounts of money Jeb Bush is getting from Republican establishment donors (read, Treasonous, Backstabbing Motherfuckers, Inc.). If they’re able to buy the R nomination for their boy the Dim nominee is a shoe-in.

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    Actually, there is another stunning bit of feckless scumbaggery that needs to be given the same treatment, and that is the absolutely mind-bogglingly shameful way that the Marines were forced to abandon their posts under sporadic fire in Yemen, and ordered to turn over their personal weapons and abandon vehicles before departing the country on a civilian air carrier.
    Caught once again balls-deep in a farm animal and with its trousers around its ankles, our leadership could not be bothered with the appropriate and time-honored response to such a crisis, and instead humiliated the United States and the Marines because they had no exit plan and were too high to notice how conditions in Yemen had changed in the past month. Unfuckingbelievable.

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    angrywebmaster says:

    Hope you like thunder thighs and cankles on a president.

    For all the other faults and problems she would bring, at least there wold be more balls in the Oval Office then there is now. Well, except for when Ogabe’s boytoy drops trow to be serviced anyway. And for one week of every month the world would tremble in fear. May give the Islamists pause.
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    FrJim, Imperial Chaplain says:

    People I know died in Iraq for this…

    The leftists warned Iraq would be another Vietnam. Guess they were right after all.
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    LC SecondMouse @ #:
    But, but,…Yemen is a sparkling success story showing how The Lightbringer will save the world. Ogabe the Great said so himself!

    What a fucking disgrace. This fucker makes Carter look like Jefferson and Reagan rolled into one great foreign policy guru.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:

    And for one week of every month the world would tremble in fear. May give the Islamists pause.

    Oh she’s long past that issue. Now it’s a glass of geritol in the morning for her.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    The leftists warned Iraq would be another Vietnam. Guess they were right after all

    Well, the Prozis have been spending every effort for going on 14 years to MAKE it so, and the *spit* “opposition” has been busy bending over and begging for some lube at least for the same amount of time, so…
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    Radical Redneck says:

    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. @ #:
    Happy Valentine’s Day Crunchie!

    Awww, Rad, you remembered!
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    SYDNEY AND JERUSALEM COME TO COPENHAGEN

    200 Gunshots Fired On Danish Cafe Hosting ‘Freedom Event’ for Anti-Islamic Cartoonist

    swedish artist Lars Vilks organized the event. Vilks has routinely been targeted by radical Islamic terrorists for drawing the Muslim prophet Mohammad. The cafe was hosting an event titled, “Art, blasphemy, and the freedom of expression,” when some 30 shots rattled the building.

    Three police officers were shot, while reports have come in that Vilks was unharmed.

    http://www.ijreview.com/2015/02/251244-copenhagen/?utm_source=afternoonalert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=email

    The intelligence agencies must know about these people. It’s not hard to keep track of them, as they dress eat and act differently and live near mosques. WHY DON’T EUROPEAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES SWEEP THEM UP AND ARREST OR DEPORT THEM BEFORE they do evil acts? And how did they get guns in gun-free Western Europe?

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    readerjp says:

    The intelligence agencies must know about these people. It’s not hard to keep track of them, as they dress eat and act differently and live near mosques. WHY DON’T EUROPEAN INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES SWEEP THEM UP AND ARREST OR DEPORT THEM BEFORE they do evil acts? And how did they get guns in gun-free Western Europe?

    because they are allowed to live in “No-Go” areas, where the local police aren’t allowed to visit…..they are allowed to govern themselves according to their “beliefs” and “culture”….the same culture BTW that most of them say they emigrated away from. If the cops don’t have eyes and ears in there, then anything goes….including smuggling guns and other weapons in.

    I really hate to say this, but Europe is getting what it deserves. They allow these primates in by the millions, let them shit all over their countries and don’t say a thing out of fear of “offending” them……then they stand around gazing at their navels trying to figure out “why are they so angry at us?

    well, it must be those damned cartoonists and we need to punish THEM!!!

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    yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….

    any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated…. :em01:

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    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….
    any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated….

    Got you covered Jaybear.
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    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery says:

    yo management, my last comment is stuck in the rinse cycle…….
    any help dislodging it would be greatly appreciated….

    Got you covered Jaybear.
    LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. recently posted..Of Liars, Pussies and Frothing Anti-Semites

    Thank you Marine…..