The Bacon Bill Challenge

So what wins out in ‘Merica, greed or orthodox Pisslam?

The challenge goes like this, smear some currency with bacon fat and offer it as tender at a Mooselimb business.

I say that Muslims in America will take the bill. A FB friend of mine who is studying the Arabic language, and consequently learning more than she cared to know about the Religion of Piss, recently posited that there are very few practicing Muslims in America. There are however quite a few people practicing Arabic traditions and customs and calling themselves Muslim, to which I have to agree. As an example I recently saw two Muslim women walking through the mall. They were wearing the hijab, but were not accompanied by any males. And the hijab itself is another case in point. A few high profile cases have made the news recently where so called Muslim women were suing state DMV’s because they weren’t allowed to wear their hijabs, or in one case a burqua, in their driver’s license photo. They claimed that their faith demanded that they wear the hijab and that being good Muslims they couldn’t disobey the Koran *spit*. I’m not sure if irony exists in Islam or not, perhaps it was banned too, but it was definitely lost on those opportunists.

So what do y’all think, would they take the money?

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LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse
February 2, 2015 23:12

I tend to agree with you, Crunchie. Muslims who have immigrated to America are here to escape oppression and seek opportunity, and in many Muslim countries, the source of oppression is Islam itself. But like many Americans, they are not above gaming the system if they can trade on the deferential treatment they are getting from the window-licking Dhimmis running… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 3, 2015 06:53

I don’t know if smearing bacon fat on bills is the way to go. I prefer my way.

4 strips of bacon
5 sausages
2 eggs over easy
coffee.

Which is what I just finished protecting my internal organs against Islamic tyranny with a few minutes ago.
(Now working on second cup of coffee)
:em01:

LC R6
LC R6
February 3, 2015 08:25

The point, like your head, of the argument is that muslims can’t have it both ways. If they are fleeing to America to practice islam without the oppression of the wacko ISLAMISTS then they practice their religion like everyone else in the country – under the constraints of OUR laws. They don’t get to have special rules that no other… Read more »

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
February 3, 2015 16:42

They’ll take the money, then act all outraged and butthurt over the “insult” and use it as an excuse to behead someone.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 3, 2015 17:16

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #:

They’ll take the money, then act all outraged and butthurt over the “insult” and use it as an excuse to behead someone.

Or set them on fire.
:em08:

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
February 4, 2015 22:42

I kinda think it would depend on the locale, Sir Crunchie.

When in Dearbornistan…

irish19
irish19
February 6, 2015 19:28

If they are fleeing to America to practice islam without the oppression of the wacko ISLAMISTS then they practice their religion like everyone else in the country – under the constraints of OUR laws. They don’t get to have special rules that no other practicing religion gets. Covering your face or hair for a photo for LEGAL purposes counts in… Read more »

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
February 7, 2015 13:03
Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
February 7, 2015 17:11
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
February 7, 2015 17:36

Radical Redneck @ #:

Gender bender in fender bender!

Idiot was probably using the review mirror to touch up it’s makeup instead of watching the road.

:em04:

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
February 7, 2015 18:21

angrywebmaster @ #:

I guess his transitioning has reached the point where he’s an Asian woman :-p

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
February 7, 2015 22:42

angrywebmaster @ #:

It was no accident. He/she was apprehended trying to cryogenically preserve the dead woman’s lady parts in order to appropriate for his new ones. :em06: