Swatting at Retards

Because why not? They make such easy targets, and when the retards in questions are also hysterical, barely sentient, entitled, whiny little Social Justice Warriors, it makes it even better.

Found this particular Idiotarian Emission at The Declination, and you should go read his article because it’s really good, only it’s not as vicious because he’s a scholar and a gentleman. We, however, are none of those things and we love to make fun of the intellectually stunted.

Dear White, Straight, Cisgender, Man People: You Are Privileged

You know you’re about to enter the Idiot Zone when the blather starts out with an imaginary word. No, little retard, “cisgender” is not a word, no matter how many times you repeat it to yourself and how many times you wish that it were so.

Dear Us, This is for all the white, straight, cisgender men out there who’re sick of having your privilege checked.

Not really sick of it, “check your privilege” only means “go away, you meanie, because I don’t have a coherent argument to offer”, which translates again to “waaaah, you dumb, me smart, go away.”

Absolutely nothing wrong with a wannabe opponent in an argument admitting defeat openly. It saves time better spent doing… anything at all.

Who are sick of being “discriminated against.”

As in being “discriminated against” by being turned down for a job or a spot at a university for not being black, gay, Hispanic, lesbian or female enough? That would, indeed, make somebody at least mildly upset if they have an ounce of knowledge about what actual justice is.

Who are — and let’s just say it — sick of being identified as white, straight, cisgender, and man, because that’s not what you identify as.

…and therefore wholly irrelevant and, as such, a colossal waste of everybody’s time, wasted by my intellectual inferiors in a vain attempt on their part to justify their own existence and continued use of valuable resources.

Wasn’t it awesome back before we were seen as white, straight, cisgender, and man?

It still is, because we don’t belong to the “we” you obviously have sworn allegiance to and, to be quite frank, what you see us as matters not one tiny little bit. It does help in identifying mentally deficient individuals such as yourself when you keep carrying on about those things.

“I don’t see race,” you might have said. “I’m colorblind. I have tons of gay friends. I’ve been to gay bars. And I wasn’t even freaked out then. I got into Yale solely on my own merit,” you kid.

We don’t see ourselves as white, straight, cisgender, and man. “I’m Sam,” you know. “Just Sam. So don’t you dare try and assume you know who I am.”

Or you might just possibly find out exactly what I really am, which is somebody who doesn’t suffer fools gladly. Or civilly. Or at all.

We don’t see ourselves in the protagonists of Worlds Not So Greatest Hits, from the Crusades to the Slave Trade

Mainly because none of us, you included, were around at the time. And speaking of the Crusades specifically, we’re not entirely sure what there’d have been to be ashamed of even if we had been around, which we weren’t, on account of not being more than 9 centuries old. Unless one should be ashamed of fighting a defensive war against a hyper-aggressive, imperialistic Muslim shot at world conquest.

Speaking of Slave Trade and Islam, no white slave traders are still alive, but there are plenty of Muslim ones. How about you and your Social Justice “Warriors” go and talk to them about slavery for a change? No, you won’t. They might chop your heads off, the poor, peaceful, innocent little lambs.

“The Holocaust was us, but that wasn’t me.

Note for the linguistically challenged: You can’t simultaneously be part of “us” and claim that you weren’t. Either you are or you aren’t. We know, terribly complicated concept. It takes 4 year olds literally weeks to wrap their minds around it.

It was just a bunch of horrible people who happen to share almost all the same identities. Why are you all trying to make me feel so guilty?”

Indeed. Lizzie Borden was, last we checked, female, yet you don’t see any actually sentient beings walking around insisting that all women should feel horribly guilty about that.

And none of us are asking you why you’re trying to make us feel guilty, because you won’t ever actually succeed, any more that a gnat will ever actually succeed at swallowing an elephant. It would be kind of pointless. What we are asking is why you persist in being so blindingly daft when it’s quite obvious to anybody with an IQ above room temperature that you’re never, ever going to make any sense. To anybody. Anybody worth bothering about.

I get it. It bites. We used to just be people, then suffrage made us men and civil rights made us white and Harvey Milk made us straight and now “Janet Mock, what is this, you’re telling me I’m cis? I’m more than just a bunch of checked off boxes.”

It’s a bummer to get called out for getting something you didn’t ask for.

Or didn’t do. Or didn’t have anything to do with.

It’s also very, very profoundly idiotic.

But being bummed out doesn’t mean you aren’t privileged. Having a rough day, or a rough life, doesn’t mean you aren’t privileged. Only you can truly know your narrative, and I can’t tell you what it is,

Yet you persist in doing so anyway. Constantly. Proving that you’re at least three pickles short of a sandwich.

but “my great grand parents” this, or “my dad worked so hard” that, and all this “I had a tough childhood” shit doesn’t mean you aren’t privileged.

Because why? Because you say so?

Somebody’s been taking themselves a mite too seriously again. No cookies and milk for you before bedtime tonight, little one.

And it’s a bit amusing, at least, how “I had a tough childhood” doesn’t mean anything, yet “your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparent once lobbed the head off a Saracen” does mean that one is a racist, bigoted, privileged white person with lots to feel guilty about.

Because of who you were born to be — because of who we were born to be — we are handed a lot of things.

“Who you were born to be?” That sounds awfully deterministic for an allegedly open minded liberal Prozi… thing. We’re not entirely sure what we were born to be, we suppose only G-d knows, but we’ve been busy trying to find out. And we’ll probably still be wrong.

So we should be guilty for something we didn’t have a say about? A freak of chance and genetics? Should black people then not feel equally guilty for being born black? Shouldn’t gay people feel bad for being born gay? Women for being born without a penis?

Nobody was “born to be” anything, anything at all. People, actual human beings, free ones, the ones without a superstitious belief that their entire lives are pre-determined, are whatever the Hell they make out of themselves. Some start out with a bit of a head start, that’s true, at least if they want to become musicians and happened to be born to two of them. Sucks if they really want to become astrophysicists, however.

Among them, we can live openly, in safety, be employed and be ourselves and nobody can ever legally tell us not to be. There are a few ways we can react to this. We can feel guilty. We can feel lucky. We can ignore it all and and pretend it’s a liberal conspiracy and continue living blissfully.

Or we could just simply ignore the likes of you. We know that we really ought to, but making fun of your puny and pitiful attempts at coherence and intelligent thought is just too much fun.

Or we can engage with our identities.

Power Puff Ranger Identity Engage!

We can have conversations that will expose us and make us vulnerable, make us question ourselves and find answers, help us better understand ourselves and others. You have a race, you have a gender, you have a sexuality. Stop thinking of yourself as the default, an unmarked canvas,

“Think instead of yourself and your allotted role in society (to be determined by your betters), remember your place and, at all times, OBEY!”

No thanks. We’ll pass.

We prefer the old “be all you can be” rather a lot. Your version sounds so… Soviet.

and start thinking about what these things mean to you critically. Learn, challenge, grow. Develop empathy.

And hopefully, once you do, you’ll realize your role in all this stuff isn’t to be taken lightly. I know you didn’t make the mess. It’s wrong to blame you for what other people did throughout history.

Yet blame us you do. While we giggle, roll our eyes and wonder how on Earth a spineless, blabbering idiot such as yourself ever managed to survive to the age of majority.

Adding shame to the conversation doesn’t lead to productivity. But allowing yourself to continue uncritically experiencing unearned privileges in your life is perpetuating oppression complicitly. A decision to do nothing is action in support of bigotry.

“You are an oppressive, bigoted result of oppressive bigotry, and denying that you are makes you even more of an oppressive, bigoted result of oppressive bigotry.”

Seriously: How does anybody manage to be around the likes of you for more than five minutes without shoving a rotting flounder down your throat to shut you up?

If you don’t want that, change it. If you don’t know how, ask. And if you’re feeling freaked out, worried, nervous, scared, dazed, or confused, welcome to a new normal: that of a conscious life.

Or, you know, just… don’t. What are you going to do about it? Cry on us? Keep yammering at us?

Be careful about that last one. At some point just making fun of you may not scratch the itch anymore, and we’ll have to start looking for other ways to, ahem, remonstrate with you and make you leave us well alone.

And to all of my social justice warriors, kings, queens, quings, keens, and everything else and in between: I got your back.

And you surely are a force to be reckoned with, aren’t you?

At least in your own mind.

Just bugger off already, you silly little thing.

Thatisall.

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LCBren
LCBren

“The Holocaust was us, but that wasn’t me.

No it wasnt…if not for any other reason other than I wasnt fucking well BORN then.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Sucks if they really want to become astrophysicists, however.

Why’s that? Some actually do, you know,

fporretto
fporretto

The SJWs are currently declining in general acceptance. Indeed, their acceptability is its lowest since the “movement,” if we can call it that, first poked its head past the sewer grate. I think it’s part of the reason so many previously silent persons have revealed themselves — loudly — as conservatives. A certain maxim comes to mind: Keep Calm and… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I’ve always wondered how these mental defectives would react if one of the targets of their “ire” just hauled off and punched them in the nose? What would their reaction be, as they are sitting on the ground, crying and trying to stop the bleeding from their now broken nose?
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LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

After much soul searching, I’ve come to the conclusion that I was born lesbian. Even though my skin lacks melanin, I’ve been oppressed and shamed and forced to identify as male heterosexual. Therefore this white privelage stuff doesn’t apply to me….just you cracka ass honkey crackas.

WHITE PEOPLE…Bringing you CIVILIZATION since the Renaissance.

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

We used to just be people, then suffrage made us men and civil rights made us white and Harvey Milk made us straight Yeah, don’t forget – Harvey Milk also made us … how to describe it? “Adult-lovers?” “Age-Appropriate-o-philes?” Don’t know the politically correct term for non-pederasts, contrasted by noted boy-rapist Milk. But I’m sure the SJWs will have one… Read more »

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

LC Terrible Troy sez,

WHITE PEOPLE…Bringing you CIVILIZATION since the Renaissance.

Oh, please. Since long, LONG before that. :em01:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

LC TerribleTroy says:

WHITE PEOPLE…Bringing you CIVILIZATION since the Renaissance.

roger that Troy……

man, going to that site was just embarrassing…….I actually felt sorry for the little wanker, so conflicted yet so laughable. The mental image that came to mind? a transgendered Woody Allen

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

Why do I have the nagging feeling that the little limp-wristed fuckweasel speaks with a whiny, lisping voice, wears “skinny” jeans with an “A&F” t-shirt under an open flannel shirt, Buddy Holly-esque glasses and a faux fedora? He (She/It?) has also most likely replaced his (her/its?) regular toilet with a Lo-Flo bidet so that he (she/it?) can more closely identify… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

No, little retard, “cisgender” is not a word, no matter how many times you repeat it to yourself and how many times you wish that it were so. Well color us embarrassed. A faggoty little pajama boy called me “cisgendered” the other day at the store while I was discussing my disgust at the state of acceptance of homos with… Read more »

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

LC R6 @ #:
The use of cis- and trans- in that context makes no sense whatsoever, at least to anyone familiar with the terms.

As usual, the Left is trying appropriate technical jargon without having the slightest clue of what it means.

It makes them sound more scientifical and stuff..

LC Gregory
LC Gregory

LC R6 – You made my weekend.

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LC R6
LC R6

Glad to oblige Gregory.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC R6 @ #:
Pity you didn’t kick him in the nuts.
On second thought, that would have been an obvious waste of time and effort on your part.
Can someone send me some Global Warming please? I really don’t want to shovel 2+ feet of Al Gore’s dandruff Tuesday.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

LC Gregory @ #:

I hereby nominate LC R6 for KofE status.

irish19
irish19

fporretto says: The SJWs are currently declining in general acceptance. Indeed, their acceptability is its lowest since the “movement,” if we can call it that, first poked its head past the sewer grate. I think it’s part of the reason so many previously silent persons have revealed themselves — loudly — as conservatives. A certain maxim comes to mind: Keep… Read more »

VAconservative
VAconservative

Great fisk Misha.
And:

Hear! Hear! Francis Porreto nails it.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Radical Redneck @ #:

Makes sense. Indians do worship cows…

So do Texans, just in a different way.
So, does anyone have any Holy BBQ sauce? :em05:

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

LC Xealot @ #20: Arguments invoking privilege immediately fall flat with me, for the reasons you outline. Anyone in America is the beneficiary of enormous privilege, simply by being here. But more than that, anyone alive today nearly anywhere in the world enjoys privileges undreamed of even a few decades ago. It was a dull, tired approach when it was… Read more »

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

Ace to Mikey “Two Ton” Moore…

LeContredicteur @AceofSpadesHQ...”you’re why God invented Diabetes” @MMFlint

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=354576

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Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead

BC, Imperial Torturer is ably describing this. (Brainbleach™ alert) These pajamamamaboiz, like other manipulative snotty-nose brats, try guilt-tripping any adult who won’t let them totally get their way. The only difference between them and four-year-olds is the size of their normal sleepwear.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
readerjp
readerjp

What’s SJW?

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

readerjp @ #:

What’s SJW?

it’s a lower life form known as “Social Justice Warrior.” They can be identified as being perpetually offended by everything.
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And…
About 18 inches of snow, high winds and visibility is about 200 yards where I’m located. First pass with the snow blower should take place in a few hours.
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LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

angrywebmaster @ #: Social Justice “Warriors” huh? ….. they know alot about WAR? They experienced in WARFARE? I would absolutely love to meet them on a battlefield. I am (after all) a hetero-normative, patriarchal, misogynistic white OPPRESSOR. re: snow…….quit yer mewling troop! PS: Army says it going to charge Bergdahl with Desertion. Good for them (if its true) Hope Bergdahl… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC TerribleTroy @ #: Social Justice “Warriors” huh? ….. they know alot about WAR? They experienced in WARFARE? Careful! They might accuse you of triggering microaggrssive behaviors with that remark. And I’m up to about 28 inches of snow, and climbing. The local TV station is having people upload pics from “Snowmageddon 2015.” Of course, I put mine up. And… Read more »

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Bummer dude. I have lots of sunshine and temperature in the mid 60s. :em01: :em01:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:
I don’t have a wood chipper, but I do have a snowblower and I am NOT afraid to use it!
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LC R6
LC R6

We had our blizzard here in El Paso last Thursday. Got about 3 inches in 8 hours.

Worst drivers on the planet with dry streets.

3 inches of blinding blizzard snow? There are still people today sitting on the side of the road afraid to move. Snow melted by Sunday.

LC R6
LC R6

That’s El Paso, TEXAS by the way.

BC, Imperial Torturer
BC, Imperial Torturer

We had snow in West-Central Florida …. in 1977. :em05:

redc1c4
redc1c4

a fellow moron over at the HQ today suggested that we change the acronym to “SJJ” for “social justice jihadist”, to more accurately reflect their mental state and abilities…

i believe the idea has merit.

ebrown2
ebrown2
LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

LC R6 says:

We had our blizzard here in El Paso last Thursday.

3″ of snow in El Paso?!? head for the bunkers!!!

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC R6 @ #:

Thank you sir, for brightening my day!

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FrankOK
FrankOK

fporretto @ #:

Couldn’t agree more, sir.

BTW – your short story, “When it Came”, was excellent. I pray daily for those events to unfold.

FrankOK
FrankOK

As I have never heard or seen the word (cisgendered) used or reference, I had to look it up: Cisgender (from the Wikipeadia) – ||| – Cisgender and cissexual (often abbreviated to simply cis) describe related types of gender identity where individuals’ experiences of their own gender match the sex they were assigned at birth. So evidently these fucking severely… Read more »

FrankOK
FrankOK

LC hilljohnny says:

LC R6 says:

We had our blizzard here in El Paso last Thursday.

3? of snow in El Paso?!? head for the bunkers!!!

Sounds like the coyotes will be dining on “burritos” …

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

ebrown2 @ #37:

Heh. PC friendly fire incidents.

Nothing sweeter than that, except for hippie tears…

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy

and start thinking about what these things mean to you critically. Learn, challenge, grow. Develop empathy. And hopefully, once you do, you’ll realize your role in all this stuff isn’t to be taken lightly. I just really, really don’t have that kind of time – I have a family, a life, a job. …stuff that actually matters and needs tending.… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

5 days and we’re still talking about “cisgender!” What about this? NEW YORK – Recordings of top Pentagon officials in 2011 strongly criticizing Hillary Clinton for leading a State Department “march to war” against Libyan dictator Muammar Gadhafi in 2011 and for working with the Muslim Brotherhood confirm the conclusions of the Citizens’ Commission on Benghazi, according to members who… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Or this:

White House Spokesman: Taliban Not A Terrorist Group

An Obama White House spokesman said Wednesday that the United States may negotiate prisoner swaps with the Taliban because, unlike the Islamic State (ISIS), it is not considered a terrorist organization.

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/white-house-spokesman-taliban-not/2015/01/28/id/621364/

irish19
irish19

They are victims of a culture that spoiled, protected and coddled them, never allowing them to grow up and understand life. Without the grounding that real hardship and hard-earned victory give to a man, they are deficient. They will spend their entire lives feeling as if the world is against them because they weren’t prepared for life. because everyone told… Read more »

redc1c4
redc1c4

as a side note, i have been denied my white privilege all my life.

where do i apply for my reparations?

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

readerjp says:

What’s SJW?

Social Justice Whiner. To say I am sick of these whining, obsessively offended, limp wristed, sniffling, self hating twat warts is an understatement. They need to hook up with Gwyneth Paltrow and get the sand steam cleaned out of their va jay jays.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @ #:

To say I am sick of these whining, obsessively offended, limp wristed, sniffling, self hating twat warts is an understatement.

Normally, these knotheads spew their venom online, safe in their basements. It’s always amusing when they run into the targets of their vitriol in real life.
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readerjp
readerjp

Could one of you monitors get off your ass and start a new topic!!!!!!!! Or make me a monitor and I’ll make sure there’s something new every day. 6 days on “cisgender?” There’s tons of stuff going on, including Obama in search of petty revenge sending his campaign team to try to swing the Israeli elections so Netanyahu will lose.… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

I meant moderators, not monitors. Sorry.