Bring Me the Head of a Pig and a Tankard of Ale….

because there’s a feast to be had!

Why you may ask? Because it’s somebodies birthday, that’s why.

But whose you ask?

Why, our very own Cabana Boy Imperial Vileness himself, that’s who!

So let the celebratory debauchery begin!

Happy birthday Misha. You’ve been a true brother to me all these many years. The trust you showed in me when you brought me on board as a writer still humbles me. Thank you for being my mentor and my friend.

Now go flog a prognazi in celebration.


  1. 1
    dasbow growls and barks:

    Someone hand that man a cluebat, a Pajama Boy pinata, and an assortment of adult beverages!

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Happy birthday to you Oh Great and Noble One!
    Don’t forget that today you can get a free breakfast at Denny’s.
    And now, the chorus will sing a celebratory hymn for you.

  3. 3
    dasbow growls and barks:

    No, no. This one’s way more terrible:

  4. 4
    Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother growls and barks:

    Hey Crunchie – that was supposed to be a secret.
    Happy Birthday my son.

    See you in a few months and talk to you later to day. :em01:

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    Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother @ #:
    Very few secrets around the Palace dear Farmor, least of all this one. :em01:

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    VAconservative growls and barks:

    Most heartfelt wishes for a great day!

  7. 7
    LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd growls and barks:

    A very Happy Birthday, Misha!

    … and I have a bit of good news… I’m given to understand that the Imperial Surgeon General is considering a return to the blogosphere! :em01:

  8. 8
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, Dear Emperor.

    Get some aspirin before raiding the Imperial Liquor Cabinet.

  9. 9
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And my birthday is next week, and I just received a nice early present. It doesn’t go “BOOM” I’m afraid, but is better.
    I have a job offer.
    It’s a 3 month contract to perm deal. Not exactly what I was looking for, but I’ll take it unless something better comes along.
    And that something is a phone screen this afternoon with another company I’ve been applying to off and on for a few years, and this one is permanent.
    Honestly I don’t expect much to come of the second one. I have a former manager there and he might have seen my resume in the pile and asked HR to give me a call for a preliminary screen. We shall see.

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    Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother growls and barks:

    OK Cruchie I know. It was supposed to be a joke, I failed that one.
    Have a happy day all og you rotties.

    Just remenber – I am the mother – so!!!!!!!!!


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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Farmor, LC, GLOR and Imperial Mother @ #:
    The Moms RULE! Thanks for not drowning this one before he was done cooking in the Socialist Stew©.
    Happy and blessed B-Day, my Imperator.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    It is truly a great day!

  13. 13

    so that explains the disturbance in the force that I felt this morning…… :em03:

    Happy Birthday Emperor, may your day be filled with debauchery….profanity…… hilarity…….vulgarity……insanity……absurdity….putridity……and jocularity……

    and when all that is said and done, anonymity

  14. 14
    dasbow growls and barks:

    Now time for a birthday feast!!

  15. 15
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    dasbow @ #:
    Chucky Cheese? BAH! I recommend a Man’s restaurant!

  16. 16
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    Where is a runaway 18 wheeler (Spielberg’s Duel) when you need it??

    Sad, sorry, sacks of shit. :em04:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #

    Where is a runaway 18 wheeler (Spielberg’s Duel) when you need it??

    Sad, sorry, sacks of shit.

    I’m in the area, (About an hour from Boston depending on Traffic) I know a few people that commute down there and they were furious. You do NOT want to disrupt traffic From Southern NH into Boston. Someone WILL run you down. I was at a job interview yesterday and got stuck in Traffic on RT 3 heading north. 25 minute trip took a good hour.
    Moronic Moonbats want to do that in front of me? My pickup has sufficient ground clearance to mash them very nicely.

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    LC Ted growls and barks:

    Have a very happy birthday, Dear Emperor.

    Enjoy it with your friends and family.

    LC Ted

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Can those pictured sorry ass hipster chick doofuses be ANY more stereotyped? :em05:

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Happy birthday, Emperor. :em01:

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Happy birthday!!!!

  22. 22
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Happiest of Happy Birthdays to you, my liege!

  23. 23
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Meh! Just another spin around the sun, who’s counting anyway? But then, having survived another year, well yes, congratulations and may you continue above ground and well marinated in assorted alcoholic beverages.

  24. 24
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday mine Emperor! Now go forth and Celebrate. :em05:

    Try not to embarrass our common name while in the bottom half of that last bottle! :em06:

  25. 25
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Dies natalis felix ad Imperator nostrem (pardon my Latin)!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Xystus says:

    Dies natalis felix ad Imperator nostrem (pardon my Latin)!

    What Xystus said. Happy natal day, Imperator! :em01:

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    LC SecondMouse growls and barks:

    The Ides of January, then? This seems a fitting date for an Imperial Birth Day.
    I trust that at least one shot glass has been polished for this occasion.

    I am off to make another liberal cry in your honor.

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Proof Positive! :em03:

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    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday oh Imperial One! Sorry for the delay, home system is down at the moment, Hope to see you next time I’m in Texas!

  30. 30
    LC Guy S growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday from out here in the hinterlands!!! May the coming year see all your birthday wishes come true!

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    LC Alric growls and barks:

    Happy (belated) birthday, Emperor!

  32. 32
    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday, O Most Exalted and Vicious One!

  33. 33
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Late to the party again, and my OWN, no less???

    Many, many thanks to all of you who came by to offer your best wishes!

    And I really need to get off my arse and start writing something occasionally, don’t I?

    Once again, I can’t thank you enough! Made my whole day :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Friday night my nieces first child entered the world. 9 ponds 2 ounces, 20″ tall
    I have a new job starting in February, contract to perm.
    And to celebrate all this good news, I went to the range yesterday.
    I brought 9mm ammo and .45 ammo. Just one problem. I forgot my 9mm pistol.
    Still, 160 rounds of .45 through a Ruger SR45 is always fun, right up until the magazine release button broke.
    It’s off to the gun store to see if they can fix it or if it needs to take a vacation in Arizona.
    Niece and son are doing great.
    Nephew is watching the movie Uncle Buck as an instructional film.

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    bruce growls and barks:

    happy birthday misha. i am closing in on number 70 and number 45 of marriage to the girl I love anyone can do it by saying yes dear where do I sign and always remember that a happy wife is a happy life.we need to kill all the ragheads before they kill us.

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    LC MaxMomFL growls and barks:

    Happy Birthday from the Florida district that should be occupied by Allen West and not a diaper-clad baby dem! What happened there? I deviated from the Birthday wishes. Sorry. Happy Birthday from what’s left of a once great republic….sorry. My political mind is too engaged. Happy Birthday!

  37. 37
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Whatcha gonna do with a pig’s head, Crunchy – make Head Cheese? Good stuff.

  38. 38
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Hey, look, it’s Rick James!

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  40. 40
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>How you doing Mrs First Lady?! :em01:

  41. 41
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Ok…not trying to be a dick, but what the fuck is going on here? Last I checked there were at least 4 mods that I knew of. This post has been up for how long? And before that, the post was up for a week. WTF OVER? Fuck. There doesn’t even need any long drawn out dissertation… could throw out the topic de jure and add “discuss”.

    For instance, the Kerry France visit bringing James Taylor along to perform (how fucking bizarre was that?)…or today it could be “Israeli PM and Congress”

    At one point this was pretty vibrant little community

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy @ #:

    Ok…not trying to be a dick, but what the fuck is going on here?

    Everyone is still recovering from the Birthday Debauch.

  43. 43
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @41.

    I wish.

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    Yeah, I too want to talk about Congress’ invitation Netanyahu to speak in front of a join session of Congress.

    On Wednesday night, Channel 2 showed satellite imagery taken by Israel’s Eros-B satellite that was launched last April. The imagery showed new missile-related sites that Iran recently constructed just outside Tehran. One facility is a missile launch site, capable of sending a rocket into space or of firing an ICBM.

    …an intercontinental ballistic missile whose range far exceeds the distance between Iran and Israel, and between Iran and Europe.

    I believe it’s the first time Congress has ever invited a foreign head of state without it being cleared by the White House. And the White House (or should it be Black House) is PISSED! They immediately attacked anyone in favor as lacking patriotism.

    The invitation had bi-partisan support and was definitely in response to Obama’s Unicorn State of the Union, as regards to Iran. Blah-blah, I can’t hear you, Islam is not a threat, let’s have another tax hike and put EVERYBODY thru college on your dime.

    When a Democratic Senator from a liberal state like NJ says “Every time he talks about Iran, it’s like I’m hearing talking points from Tehran.”

    I wonder what Ms. Petty little barely-Chief-of-Staff is going to do in retaliation.