OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know.

An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”,

Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or debatable about a Christian stating that homosexuality is sinful. It’s in the book, whether you like it or not. And if you don’t like it, nobody’s forcing you to go to church. So far, so good. But this is where things start going downhill.

…has been arrested after he allegedly grabbed and squeezed a man’s genitals before requesting oral sex.

Erm… You know that you’re not supposed to do that, right? Especially when you’re a pastor preaching against that very thing you’re practicing.

You think that’s funny? Just wait. What’s his name, you ask? We’re so glad you did:

Gaylard Williams, 59, who leads the Praise Cathedral Church of God in Seymour, southern Indiana, was arrested and charged with battery and appeared in court last week, WLKY reports.


Seriously, we swear, we can’t even…



This has to be bogus, but we don’t care. Some things are simply too good to check.

Merry Christmas, y’all!


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December 24, 2014 22:14

Oh my! If it is BS it’s some creative BS.
1st perhaps

December 25, 2014 21:18

It’s been my experience that those crusading hardest against teh ghey, usually are gay themselves. Whether they admit it or just sublimate it, it’s VERY rare that an anti-gay crusader does NOT ping the old gaydar off the scale. Hell, I didn’t even know what a gaydar WAS, other than several people at my childhood and teen church really set… Read more »

Retired Spook
Retired Spook
December 26, 2014 15:12

Couple of years ago, one of my grand-daughters “came out”, and she was pretty worried about how I’d take it. After a moment of thought (seemed longer to me), I told her that “I don’t care what league you’re playing in, which side of the plate you’re swinging from, or if you’re pitching or catching. None of my business. You’re… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
December 26, 2014 19:44

I don’t care who you are, that shit’s funny right there. And Retired Spook says: She asked what Rule#1 was, and I told her “You’re one of mine. Anybody hurts you, over this or anything else, and I’ll kill ‘em. Don’t mean kick their ass, don’t mean fuck them up. Means I’ll cut their f**kin’ head off and put it… Read more »

BC, Imperial Torturer
December 27, 2014 20:54

I know I’ve been spotty, at best, Mein Imperator, but I’m still here to wish you and yours a Merry-fucking Christmas. May you and The Heirs enjoy a most peaceful and enjoyable Winter Solstice, er, Kwanzaa Eid al-Fitr Holy Birthing Celebration. Keep the Yule Logs burning and the powder dry for the upcoming Apocalyptical Shitstorm. We’ll either be with you,… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
December 27, 2014 21:38

Been a while since I have left comments here. I hope to rectify that in the coming year.

I have a few days, though 😉


LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
December 27, 2014 21:58

Reminds me De Kock Hath Spoken .. a funny as hell posting here 🙂

January 2, 2015 13:45

First, Happy New Year to you all. Hopefully, I’ll find a new job before my severance package runs out. Second, I think I can top Our Fearless Leader’s post with this gem. It seems a couple of meth-heads spent two days trapped in a closet and finally called 911 to get the police to come and rescue them. The police… Read more »