Christmas LOLZ

OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know.

An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”,

Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or debatable about a Christian stating that homosexuality is sinful. It’s in the book, whether you like it or not. And if you don’t like it, nobody’s forcing you to go to church. So far, so good. But this is where things start going downhill.

…has been arrested after he allegedly grabbed and squeezed a man’s genitals before requesting oral sex.

Erm… You know that you’re not supposed to do that, right? Especially when you’re a pastor preaching against that very thing you’re practicing.

You think that’s funny? Just wait. What’s his name, you ask? We’re so glad you did:

Gaylard Williams, 59, who leads the Praise Cathedral Church of God in Seymour, southern Indiana, was arrested and charged with battery and appeared in court last week, WLKY reports.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seriously, we swear, we can’t even…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Snort!*

This has to be bogus, but we don’t care. Some things are simply too good to check.

Merry Christmas, y’all!

Thatisall.

9 comments

  1. 1
    maxxdog growls and barks:

    Oh my! If it is BS it’s some creative BS.
    1st perhaps

  2. 2
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    It’s been my experience that those crusading hardest against teh ghey, usually are gay themselves. Whether they admit it or just sublimate it, it’s VERY rare that an anti-gay crusader does NOT ping the old gaydar off the scale. Hell, I didn’t even know what a gaydar WAS, other than several people at my childhood and teen church really set it off. And invariably, they were the ones who got busted.

    Now it’s doubly useful, as early warning for likely SJWs and such. . .

  3. 3
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Couple of years ago, one of my grand-daughters “came out”, and she was pretty worried about how I’d take it. After a moment of thought (seemed longer to me), I told her that “I don’t care what league you’re playing in, which side of the plate you’re swinging from, or if you’re pitching or catching. None of my business. You’re my grand-daughter, and I love you, and as long as everybody remembers Rule #1, it’ll be fine.”

    She asked what Rule#1 was, and I told her “You’re one of mine. Anybody hurts you, over this or anything else, and I’ll kill ‘em. Don’t mean kick their ass, don’t mean fuck them up. Means I’ll cut their f**kin’ head off and put it on a g-ddam stick.”

    Got one of the smiles for which she is famous, a great big hug, and a “I love you too, Poppa!”

    That was worth it, right there.

  4. 4

    I don’t care who you are, that shit’s funny right there. And
    Retired Spook says:

    She asked what Rule#1 was, and I told her “You’re one of mine. Anybody hurts you, over this or anything else, and I’ll kill ‘em. Don’t mean kick their ass, don’t mean fuck them up. Means I’ll cut their f**kin’ head off and put it on a g-ddam stick.”

    Spot on, old boy.

  5. 5
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    I know I’ve been spotty, at best, Mein Imperator, but I’m still here to wish you and yours a Merry-fucking Christmas. May you and The Heirs enjoy a most peaceful and enjoyable Winter Solstice, er, Kwanzaa Eid al-Fitr Holy Birthing Celebration. Keep the Yule Logs burning and the powder dry for the upcoming Apocalyptical Shitstorm. We’ll either be with you, when it happens, or have a place of refuge for you and your clan, should you need it.

    Pax Et Caritas, brother.
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  6. 6

    Been a while since I have left comments here. I hope to rectify that in the coming year.

    I have a few days, though ;)

    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

  7. 7

    Reminds me of the post called De Kock Hath Spoken … an AIDS doctor named De Kock who worked for the UN said something and it caused much laughter :)

    Thanks Deej it works now :)

  8. 8

    Reminds me De Kock Hath Spoken .. a funny as hell posting here :)

  9. 9
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    First, Happy New Year to you all. Hopefully, I’ll find a new job before my severance package runs out.
    Second, I think I can top Our Fearless Leader’s post with this gem.
    :em06:
    It seems a couple of meth-heads spent two days trapped in a closet and finally called 911 to get the police to come and rescue them. The police arrived, let them out, arrested them of course, then found that these two geniuses could have opened the closet door at any time.
    :em05: :em07:
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