Yes, we know, shocking isn’t it?

Breitbart went on a hunt to locate the “Republican rapist” of Lena Dunham’s “memoirs” (we know, we know. Lena who?), aided by Lena’s own extensive details about the fantasy rapist in question, enough details that Sherlock Holmes’ rancid morning shit would have been able to find him. Had he existed. Which he did not.

Imagine that. A Prozi sow making up shit to sell books. It’s, it’s… inconceivable!

Yes, we’re being sarcastic, of course. Lena Dunham is already known for having spent her formative years fingering her own little sister with her parents’ tacit approval, so merely lying about rape is really not that outrageous in comparison.

We’re not really sure what it is about Prozi Democrats and their unhealthy obsession with and commission of rape and sexual molestation, but we suspect that it may have to do with their upbringing. It’s probably why Democrat parents are so fanatical about keeping prophylactics easily and readily available for their kids.

Thatisall.

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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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December 5, 2014 00:59

Oh NOES!!!!111!!! A prognazi lied? Say it isn’t so! :em06:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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December 5, 2014 01:00

And WTF happened to my commentluv ability?

Eric Praline
Eric Praline
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December 5, 2014 03:09

I hear a rumor that Lena Dunham is going to play Jabba the Hutt’s daughter in Episode VII.

angrywebmaster
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December 5, 2014 06:39

I saw that yesterday. I wonder if it has crossed what passes for a mind in both her and her publisher’s heads that “Barry 1” may have grounds for a pretty massive liable suit? I’m not a lawyer and I refuse to play one on TV, but it does look like the twit is in big trouble now. frankly, the… Read more »

VAconservative
VAconservative
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December 5, 2014 06:56

Who the F is Lena Dunham. I swear. There are so many moonbat lefties that I can’t tell the players without a scorecard. Anybody got a scorecard?

LC R6
LC R6
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December 5, 2014 12:47

I hear a rumor that Lena Dunham is going to play Jabba the Hutt’s daughter in Episode VII. She was turned down for being too fat. Also, next time you are forced to speak with a liberal / democrat tell them that in the United States the majority rules and that they should shut their filthy hole until we give… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
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December 5, 2014 14:57

VAconservative says:

Who the F is Lena Dunham.

She’s the pasty-faced aubergine who stole Byron Dorgan’s hairpiece.

Beyond that, she writes/directs/stars in an HBO TV series cleverly entitled “Girls”. The show is about a self-obsessed trust fund kiddie who believes herself to be “the voice of a generation”.

Eric Praline
Eric Praline
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December 5, 2014 22:13

LC R6 says:

She was turned down for being too fat.

I thought it was because she demanded the slave-girl be played by a 10 year old.

fporretto
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December 6, 2014 03:33

We’re not really sure what it is about Prozi Democrats and their unhealthy obsession with and commission of rape and sexual molestation, It might stem from the reduction of their available tactics for generating hysteria. They can no longer credibly accuse the Right of racist oppression or a desire to put women in purdah. Those tactics have backfired on them,… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6
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December 6, 2014 05:04

So they’re groping for something else…and as is usually the case, their habit of projecting their own impulses, inclinations, and misdeeds onto their adversaries is catching them in the ass. This is truly fine sexual innuendo, planned or not. And the hits just keep on hitting. There are legedary tantrums happening that should cause everyone to immediately purchase stock in… Read more »

fporretto
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December 6, 2014 05:24

On this and associated topics, you might find this piece to be of interest.

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
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December 8, 2014 23:29

weird thing, I was looking at some picture and Lena Dunham looks a lot like Stanley Ann Dunham.
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