We’re Winning, and They’re Losing… It…

One of the clear signs of a Prozi (aka “modern liberal”) being pushed into a corner, knowing that it’s at the end of its rope, is that its mental faculties will start to melt down completely and it will start to lash out in ever more angry and insane ways.

A perfect example would be the Social Justice Warrior variant of the Prozi species and their antics as of late.

Beset by an overwhelming (and justified) sense of lack of worth, they’ve devoted their miserable lives to making sure that nobody else is enjoying themselves either.

Like any other Prozi subculture, they simply cannot stand anybody doing something they enjoy, because their happiness is a constant reminder of how utterly bereft of joy their own lives are, just as they cannot bear the thought of anybody being successful as that serves as a painful reminder of just how spectacularly they have failed to achieve anything of value themselves.

Thus they constantly strive to make others more unhappy than they themselves are or destroy the success of others.

Only in this, in bringing others even lower than themselves can they ever hope to feel superior.

As an individual, the Prozi is rarely more than an annoyance, easily avoided and best left to fester in its own self-hatred as time spent on trying to appease it or even convince it that it, too, might someday know happiness if it would just take action to stop its self-perpetuating cycle of ignorance and self-pity and get off its butt is utterly wasted. It has spent a lifetime building up its hatred as a defense against acknowledging its own deficiencies (and they are many), and it is not likely to give that up easily. And that’s assuming that it hasn’t regressed to the point where it actually believes itself superior, all evidence to the contrary be damned, at which point one might as well give up and wait for its inevitable suicide.

But in groups they can be quite dangerous, at least if one does not push back and push back twice as hard.

There are numerous examples of Prozi witch hunts that have destroyed lives, one high profile one would be former Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich, who lost his position because he dared express a political opinion in the United States, which caused a Prozi shit storm that didn’t end until the spineless cowards at Mozilla “convinced” him to “resign.”

The sort of behavior more suited to places like Nazi Germany.

Then again, it is no coincidence that the Prozis, or Progressive Socialists, bear remarkable resemblances to their predecessors, the Nazis, or National Socialists.

To understand the Prozi and thus be able to better destroy it, it is important to know that the Prozis didn’t go after Mr. Eich so much because he’d dared donate money to a campaign against gay marriage, but primarily because their victory when they got him fired made them think that they were mighty. There was a man who had been successful beyond most people’s wildest dreams, who had built something up from nothing to a giant of industry, so if they could bring him low, then their own sad and painful lives would seem better to them.

They were and are like the barbarians who think that by bringing down the castle walls, they’re as mighty as and mightier still than the brilliant minds who built the castle itself, like the howling savages of the Parisian banlieus who, by setting fire to a hundred cars, think themselves more accomplished and successful than the geniuses who designed and built those cars.

But sadly for the Prozi, this momentary high, like most other highs, is, indeed, very momentary, and they wake up the next day still $80,000 in debt with nothing but a degree in gender studies and a minimum wage job serving watery coffee for strangers at Starbucks. If they’re lucky. So off they go in search of new targets of opportunity.

That they have been so sadly successful so far is, even more sadly, entirely our own fault as a society, a fact we must come to grips with if we aim to rid the planet of this wasteful, destructive and utterly useless scourge.

Because they are cowards too. It is helpful to understand that the vast majority of those sad individuals didn’t just become worthless overnight. They have been so their entire lives, most often as a result of an extremely lax upbringing, bordering on child abuse if not, indeed, way across that line. Lena “the Sister-Diddler” Dunham’s “parents” would be a perfect example of how a Prozi is made. As a result of this pre-programmed inferiority and inability to fit in, they have been bullied relentlessly throughout childhood, which taught them early on that A) resistance is futile and B) vengeance is sweet.

B) explains their irrational hatred of anybody who is happy and successful, A) explains how they wither almost immediately when faced with real resistance, because they’re used to losing. It is the only outcome with which they’re familiar, and that is our most potent weapon against them, a weapon that we fail to use time and time again.

Call it “civility”, call it “pity”, but wouldn’t that pity be better spent on their victims? Does us feeling good about not having utterly destroyed these vile, hateful creatures justify the pain we allow them to inflict upon others by not crushing them underfoot every chance we get?

Allowing those creatures to run rampant, indulging them in their temper tantrums rather than punching them straight in the face allows them to go on to destroy good, decent, brilliant, innocent people.

But we guess that’s OK as long as it’s somebody else they destroy?

Just a few days ago, the ESA (that’s the European Space Agency, then one not committed solely to muslim outreach like our own NASA) landed a probe on a comet. Remotely. So far away that signals, the ones needed to navigate, reached it with a 28 minute delay. We’ll go over that again: Human beings managed to land a probe on a flying bullet, a bullet that was tumbling end over end as it was traveling at ridiculous speeds, and they did so by remote control blindfolded with one hand tied behind their backs.

That’s cause for celebration, isn’t it? It might have been, but thanks to Prozi SJWs, it was all about a shirt. A Hawaii shirt with pinups on it. Worn by one of the most brilliant scientists on the team who made it happen.

A few SJWs, this time of the “feminist” variety, but that really doesn’t matter, they’re just another subculture among the Prozis, started tweeting hateful remarks about how “sexist” this genius’ colorful shirt was, and immediately the hordes of utter failures, hungry for their next fix, piled on.

And mankind, once again, responded with cowardice and forced this man, this brilliant, one-of-a-kind genius without whom this mission would have not even happened, to issue a tearful apology for not having conformed to the arbitrary dress code thought up by a handful of hateful subhumans.

How long, exactly, are we going to allow this to continue?

Because it doesn’t have to continue. They’re really easy to defeat.

If you use their own methods against them.

But obviously it’s better to sacrifice a decent human being every once and again so we don’t have to feel “mean.”

Until their next target is you. Then we’d wager that your outlook would change just a bit.

How easy is it?

GamerGate. Now, if you’re not a “gamer”, then you probably either haven’t heard of it or are even now rolling your eyes because “gamers.” So what if they came for the Jews? I’m not a Jew.

But it’s important. Cliff’s notes version is some “developer” (in reality a talentless Prozi, but we repeat ourself, hack who’d used somebody else’s software to create a computer version of a Choose Your Own Adventure™ book) slept with 5 different guys in the gaming industry, including reviewers, to get publicity for her hack “game.” She was dating another guy at the same time, but we really don’t give a flying fuck about that. She’s not the first unfaithful whore to walk the planet. We did care about the fact that it put into question quite a bit just how much a review is worth if you have to wonder if the reviewer has been fucking the developer bowlegged before reviewing her dreck.

And so did quite a few other gamers. To which the same gaming “journalists” who’d just done their best to destroy their own credibility responded by calling all gamers misogynist, sexist, rapist, neckbearded losers living in their mommas’ basements. Which is dumb, really dumb, since gamers are the only ones reading those websites, and without page views they don’t get ad dollars and without ad dollars… Well it’s back to Starbucks, we guess.

It’s not that it was all that surprising. We gamers have gotten used to more and more “reviews” reading like a very poorly written Berkeley sophomore essay about how people playing the game are enjoying themselves wrong than an actual review of the game’s merits, but this time shit got real, because they were attacking us as gamers as a whole. They were spitting in the face of the people who provide them with a living because we’d dared question the propriety of a reviewer of a game being the game developer’s fuck buddy.

It was dumb from the point of view that you shouldn’t insult your customer, ever, but it was even MORE dumb when you consider just what gamers are and what they have in common. Gamers are a very diverse group of individuals, from far left to far right, from young to old, from highly successful adults to young teens, white and black, male and female, who in spite of all of these difference have ONE thing in common: They all play to WIN. It’s hardwired into a gamer. Without it, you won’t stay with the hobby to the point where it’s part of your identity. Losing is not an option, surrendering is not an option, there is only win. Gamers will determinedly grind away at the same game “boss” for weeks until they beat it, never giving one solitary fuck how many times they have to start over. They’re the kind of people who can lay claim to having beaten every single hand of FreeCell, who will not rest until they have finished every side quest in Skyrim, who do not have a game in their library where they have not unlocked every achievement, who will merrily stay up all night for a month to prove that you can win WWII playing as Belgium or, if they’re really in for a challenge, France (that hasn’t, to our knowledge, yet been done but we’re working on it), the kind of people who will not rest until they have a YouTube video of themselves defeating a Roman legion with nothing but one unit of Gallic archers.

Are they silly? You can certainly argue that. We’re fair certain that Dr Taylor of the Hawaiian shirt was far too preoccupied with, say, figuring out how to land a probe on a comet to have time for such, but you can’t argue that it’s a group of people that you’d do well to think twice about picking a fight with.

And this truly diverse group of people had the gauntlet of being called mouth-breathing, retarded, misogynistic, rapist basement-dwellers thrown in their faces.

Within weeks, those gaming sites had lost ad sponsors like IBM, Intel and Mercedes Benz, and we’re still counting.

Their targets had studied their tactics, copied them and improved on them because they saw an achievement to be unlocked and their answer was “challenge accepted.”

Not “can’t we all just play along to get along”, not “oh well, they’re entitled to their opinion”, but “fuck you, you’re going down, motherfuckers!”

That fight is not over yet, but the Prozis are reeling as they see their income disappearing and, more importantly, are seeing an enemy not willing to stop until the Prozis are begging for mercy.

And as to Dr. Taylor, we dare say that the backlash against the Prozi SJWs going after him has only just begun. Already they’re responding in their usual fashion by decrying as barbarianism and violence the very methods they themselves are using because now they’re on the receiving end.

In politics, King Obola and his Prozi Party just received the third beating in as many elections, their demented and narcissistic Führer is tripping over his own dick and inserting every appendage he can find into his mouth because he doesn’t know how to handle a rout (or anything else, for that matter), but the same principles apply:

The enemy line is wavering, and it’s only a matter of time until they make the step backwards. That momentous first step. Keep the pressure up at that point and that first step will turn into more of the same, and then comes the breaking of the line and the rout.

But it doesn’t end there. When the rout comes, and it will come if we seize this moment and don’t give in to our notions of “fairness” and “proportional response” (a concept thought up by losers to protect their own arses once they’ve already lost the field), then it’s time for the chase. That’s when you seal your ears to cries of mercy and unleash the cavalry to ride through them and slaughter them as they run.

Unless you cherish the opportunity to face them again on the morrow when they’ve regrouped, but we don’t understand the allure of masochism, so you’ll have to explain that to us.

Now is not the time to go wobbly.

Deus Vult.



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    fporretto growls and barks:

    From this fellow gamer: Most excellent, Your Majesty. Allow me to add my thoughts on “Shirtstorm,” as well.

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    VAconservative growls and barks:

    I only hope there comes a time when we can do a “Sherman burning down Atlanta” to the lefties.

  3. 3
    Bones growls and barks:

    OK, riddle me this batman. When the fuck is some MAN going to tell these mewling cunts to shut the fuck up and sit down? I mean, seriously, how fucking hard is it to tell these worthless mouthbreathers that you just don’t give a shit that their panties are in a wad? Even better if it is in person that you tell them (if possible) since you can look them in the eye and let them understand just how worthless their miserable little life is by the sheer look of “shut the fuck up or i will bury you by nightfall”. I just absolutely do not understand not having the balls to do the above. I will note that I am much more civilized since my marriage, but with the kids grown, I my give a shit has degraded exponentially.

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    LC Roguetek growls and barks:

    Two things.

    1. ‘Gamergate’ is about two seperate, but intertwined things. The first part is the corruption in the ‘gaming media’. Pay-for-play reviews, that sort of thing. The second is the whole Anita Sarkeesian “you’re all horrible people for liking games, so we demand you stop making games people enjoy, and make -our- games.” thing. Seriously, We hate that shit. I

    2. The ‘Shirtstorm’ is painfully ironic. The shirt was made -by a woman-, as a birthday gift. He wore it as a ‘shout out’ to his female friend. And got skewered for being a ‘mysogenist’…

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Hell, if I had landed a ship on a comet, REMOTELY, you will be lucky if I wear pants.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    lc purple raider says:

    Hell, if I had landed a ship on a comet, REMOTELY, you will be lucky if I wear pants.

    Right! I would have done the fucking interview buck nekid and asked the interviewer if they wanted to see a “helicopter”.

    Any of you Hardcore Gamer Rotties do the Battlefield4 thing, soundoff. Im looking for decent players to squad up with on the PS3. IM Jman61756.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    …King Obola and his Prozi Party just received the third beating in as many elections…

    2010 & 2014, yeah….

    But 2012 was stumblefuck. The Prozis gained 8 seats in the House, 2 seats in the Senate, retained squatter’s rights to the White House and flipped a Chief Justice into their fold.

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    LuckyLeo growls and barks:

    As a gamer, I want the Emperor’s description of “gamers” on a fucking t-shirt! Or on a plaque!

    I want that description immortalized!


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    For God and Country growls and barks:

    The problem, oh Dread Emperor, is the only way to truly fix this is with bodies littering the streets. Take Gruber, Holder, Pelosi, any of the mewling subhumans who dared foist their totalitarian nightmare upon this great nation and hang them all from the nearest lightpost. Repeat until no one even dare THINK of calling themselves progressive and you have a start. But that will never happen; you and I both know the American sheeple (for that is what they are) have lost the stones for that kind of “uncivilized discourse”

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    VAconservative @ #:

    I only hope there comes a time when we can do a “Sherman burning down Atlanta” to the lefties.

    I don’t want to burn down Atlanta. Can’t we just burn down the lefties instead? I hear that Sheila Jackson-Lee has volunteered to ignite herself for Obama.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    DAMMIT!! I selected the wrong link! Here’s the correct one.
    I blame Obama for forcing me to consume a large bottle of Sam Adams Double Bock.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Roguetek @ #:

    the corruption in the ‘gaming media’. Pay-for-play reviews, that sort of thing.

    Should that be “Pay for Boinking” reviews?

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    maxxdog growls and barks:

    From your keyboard to God’s eyes but I won’t hold my breath. The Party of Stupid will find a way to screw the pooch, piss people off and generally fuck the opportunity up well and truly. I have faith in that. Add the facts the Dems have the media and far too many people believe what they hear from the bubbleheads on tv and you see where I’m going with this.

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    JonB growls and barks:

    Plain and simple, we need a cleansing in this country. A civil war, if you must, to clean the prozi cancer from the body of freedom. And no, I don’t mean put them in jail. I mean line them up, but a bullet in their heads and leave their worthless bodies to rot in a ditch for the dogs and vultures to clean up.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Time to keep up the skeer. :em01:

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LuckyLeo says:

    As a gamer, I want the Emperor’s description of “gamers” on a fucking t-shirt! Or on a plaque!

    I want that description immortalized!

    You are too kind. But isn’t that what we’re all about? Winning? Hell yeah.

    They picked a fight with the wrong target this time. If they want a fight, then I propose we give it to them. If nothing else then to effect a cleansing of gaming sites that I used to love reading and now, not so much.

    Of course, I’d much prefer that said cleansing took the form of the mass expulsion of the SJW beta males that spend all of their time telling us that we’re rapist misogynists who really ought to “play” walking simulators more, but if the only way is to cleanse the sites off the Internet itself, then so be it.

    When you’re a “gaming” site and you find Intel, fucking INTEL, not wanting to advertise with you because of your belligerent devotion to glittery hoo-has, then it seems to me a time for a reality check.

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    VAconservative growls and barks:

    Hey Angrywebmaster, that “Atlanta” was a metaphor. As Sherman so thoroughly burned Atlanta (where do you think the phrase ‘scorched earth’ came from) so too do we wish to thoroughly burrn up the Prozis.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    VAconservative @ #:

    that “Atlanta” was a metaphor. As Sherman so thoroughly burned Atlanta (where do you think the phrase ‘scorched earth’ came from) so too do we wish to thoroughly burrn up the Prozis.

    I know, but I was thinking of the environment. Burning Prozi’s causes air pollution. How about boiling them in acid instead?

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    Spin Drift growls and barks:

    I don’t game for the same reason Captain Kirk doesn’t game. I hate to Effing Lose to the point that a regular life is not sustainable for the general population in my immediate area of operation.

    To the scientist who bagged the comet, this is all I would have said to the feminazis “Crush your enemies, drive them before you, hear the lamentations of their women,” then I’d kick back have a double Jack and tell them to make me a sammich.

    Spin Drift

    Molon Labe

    Hold Fast

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    Muzzy - Imperial Ignorant Slut growls and barks:

    I think poor old Dr. Taylor missed a trick, here. If I were him…well, if I were him the probe would have crashed because I can’t even parallel park, but leaving that aside if I were somehow in his position, I would have apologised just like he did, but I would have done it wearing a shirt covered in women wearing the Burka. Fashionista feminists are pretty gung-ho when they’re pinning down an easy target and kicking him ’til he squeals, but taking on real discrimination perpetrated by real misogynists? Misogynists who have no compunction about retaliating with extreme prejudice? Meh, not so much.

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    Cougar1978 growls and barks:

    We’ll see who loses and who wins after Shamnesty is pushed down our throats. I predict an eventual win if we dig in and fight. Otherwise, the Republic is done for, period.

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    the developer chick has since claimed the sleeping around part didn’t actually happen. Not under oath, mind you…