King Obola: “I Just Read About This Gruber Guy in the Newspapers!”

Filed as “most unsurprising headline of the year.”

“I just heard about this,” Obama said at a new conference, after wrapping up two days of meetings with world leaders here at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”

Oh, and by the way, Obola the senile demented also “has no idea who this Gruber guy is anyways”, of course. We can’t wait for him to let us all know how he himself is the angriest man of all in all of the land about this whole thing.

Just to make his usual trifecta of lies when he’s caught with his pants around his knees complete.

And the press will lap it up while the RINO Party sits by whistling and pretending not to have seen or heard a thing or, if pressed really hard, let’s us all know that they’d really like to do something and they promise that they will. After the next election, also known as The Glorious Election of Next Tuesday™, because right now “they just don’t have the power” and it’s just “fundamentally unserious” to suggest otherwise.

“Power of the purse? What power of the purse? Filibuster? What filibuster? Lalalalalala, we can’t hear you!

Now remember to vote for us again next time, because then we’ll do something, and you’re a traitor if you don’t.”

Please prove us wrong this time. We would so very, very dearly love to be wrong about the RINO Party’s deceit, cowardice and collaboration with our nation’s enemies just once in our lifetime.

Just ONCE!



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Gee, I wonder how Il Douche is going to explain away actually meeting with and discussing how to sneak that Cadillac tax through?
    As to the RINO’s? They are going to have a problem with a number of the “New People” coming in. While the RINO’s are screaming “NO! We can’t shut the government down!” I think Senator-Elect Cotton came up with the idea of splitting out the budgets for specific departments.

    They pass a standard budget for things like defense, welfare, etc, but the budgets for things like Obamacare and illegal amnesty plan are sent to him as separate budgets, and those have the zero funds for whatever in there, while funding other parts of the INS and medical budgets.

    Basically, force King Putz to veto parts of the government no one wants funded anyway.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    …because right now “they just don’t have the power”…

    I’d give ’em till the next Senate, which they will control, convenes–then they’ll have it. They’d better be prepared to use it, though!

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    maxxdog growls and barks:

    I’d like for y’all to be wrong as well but you know what you’ll see from the Party of Stupid as well as I do. They’ll take care of themselves and throw the rubes a bone or two making sure there’s not much meat on it, just enough for the poor rubes to get a taste.
    They’ve had the power and refused to use it. The only balls the leadership has is slapping ’em on the cheeks and attached to someone else.
    Fuck em all.

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”


    Gruber was among a small group of economists that the president summoned to the Oval Office to meet with him and Elmendorf. The other two were former CBO director Alice Rivlin and Harvard University health economist David Cutler. They pored over the bill to look for other, more credible ways to wring out savings

    Dont you just hate it when your lies come back to bite you, Barry?

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    In Deft Ninja Mind-Control Trick, Obama Calls Gruber ‘Some Adviser Who Never Worked on Our Staff

    Really? “Some adviser who never worked on our staff”?

    Gruber was not only paid $92,000 by HHS to build an ObamaCare simulation model, he was later signed to an eight-month contract for an additional $297,000, bringing his total take from the administration to nearly $400,000.

    White House logs show that Gruber met in the Oval Office with Obama, senior advisor David Axelrod and CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf. According to Gruber, Obama was concerned with the politics of passing ObamaCare.

    Nancy Pelosi claimed last week that she had never heard of Gruber; she praised the MIT economist in 2009 for his work on ObamaCare.

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    BITOA growls and barks:

    At 12:18 PM today 11/17 Limbaugh declared to his 20 million listeners and viewers, for history and posterity, and in the ether forever headed into deep space, and on the internet captured in perpetuity on every cloud satellite around the globe, that the President of the USA, Barry Obama has been, and is, and forever will remain a “LYING CON-MAN” !!
    This not a small matter.