British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy


An English theme park has barred all single people from entering — just in case they are a paedophile.

No, this is not a joke. Yes ,you read that right.

“We have done our research and, in line with all other parks, we don’t let single men or women in.

So not only is he an idiot that makes Obama look like a MENSA graduate…he is also a blatant liar. Pay no attention to that whining sound you are hearing, thats just four generations of British soldiers in their graves, 3000 rpm.

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November 10, 2014 06:02

Being aware of Gell-Mann amnesia (aka journalists make bullshit), I thought I’d take a look into this. Turns out that the article looks mostly accurate. The description of Puxton Park being “west of London”, while technically accurate, is kinda misleading. 140 miles away (driving distance) and right by Bristol is a bit of a trek. If you were from the… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR(@gotsparkly)
November 10, 2014 08:58

Actually, Aussies drive even longer distances than Americans, so there’s no difference there. The ones I’ve known think nothing of a 12 hour drive. I concur with Brendan, though — that is ridiculous. Don’t let single people in because they might be pedophiles? Great, lemme grab a friend and we’ll pretend to be boyfriend/girlfriend, problem solved … that is, if… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy(@muscledaddy)
November 10, 2014 11:00

Not to be a bucket of cold water on anyone’s white-hot outrage or anything – but the breakdown here seem to be in the definition of “Single” , which actually seems to mean ‘adult coming in without bringing a child’. See current statement below (emph.mine) Thank you everyone for your feedback regarding our entrance policy. Please find the latest statement… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy(@muscledaddy)
November 10, 2014 11:04

can’t get the editor to work…

LC MuscleDaddy
LC MuscleDaddy(@muscledaddy)
November 11, 2014 09:38

If you really just WANT to be cranked up about something, by all means continue. Again, ‘single’ in this context clearly refers to ‘Adults rolling into a kiddie-park (sans adult-sized attractions) without a kid.’ – which would just be ….weird… anyway. Aside from that, you’ve determined that the man is “LYING” because he won’t name other parks with a similar… Read more »

November 14, 2014 14:43

I’m fairly surprised we don’t hear about the same thing here.

I’ve been to a park, with my nephew, and had one woman angrily chastise me for “taking pictures of her kids!”

I’m sure she feels “safer” with all the CCTV cameras spying on her all over the place.