The Prozis (Progressive Socialists) are Becoming Increasingly Unhinged

And His Imperial Majesty is feasting on their desperate, bitter tears.

Like this article in the New Republic (now with less Republic, and even less new) (h/t Legal Insurrection):

Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment.

A “climate denier?” What’s that? Somebody who denies that there is a climate? The Prozis really are losing it, aren’t they?

In handing Republicans control of the Senate on Tuesday, Americans effectively voted for the party’s hostile plans against President Barack Obama’s environmental legacy.

Particularly in the coal belt, where they also voted against losing their jobs, their homes and being sent to the Soylent Green factories once they’re online.

The BASTARDS!

Their votes also put the Senate’s environment and climate policy into the hands of the worst science-denier in national politics: Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who is almost certainly the next chair of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.

And a “science denier” too! “Science doesn’t exist!” And we all know how Prozis frigging LOVE science. As long as no actual science was involved in putting together their liberal arts studies curricula.

Inhofe claimed in 2003 that global warming might help humanity. “It’s also important to question whether global warming is even a problem for human existence. Thus far no one has seriously demonstrated any scientific proof that increased global temperatures would lead to the catastrophes predicted by alarmists. In fact, it appears that just the opposite is true: that increases in global temperatures may have a beneficial effect on how we live our lives.”

Clearly based on the “controversial” view that warming is beneficial to, say, plant growth and thus food production. Just ask the Roman vineyard owners in Britain, whose sufferings were indescribable, unlike those lucky bastards in Europe during the Little Ice Age, the year without a summer and all that. How much is too much? Nobody knows, least of all the Prozi cultists, no matter how much they insist that they and they alone know, to within a tenth of a degree, what Earth’s thermostat should be set at.

A report produced by his staff in 2010 argued that leaked emails from a group of climate scientists “reveal, among other things, unethical and potentially illegal behavior by some of the world’s preeminent climate scientists.” Those stolen emails, called “Climategate” at the time, showed debate among scientists over the results of a major climate report.

Such “learned” discussions as “holy shit, there’s a decline in my hockey stick! How do we best hide it from the rubes?”

If there has ever been a discussion more scientific, dispassionate and purely logical than that one, we haven’t heard of it!

So those of us not sacrificing coal miners’ daughters to the Algore to halt the oceans and make the climate, for the first time in all of the planet’s history, stop changing at all are now both “climate” and “science” deniers. We’d aim for the trifecta in becoming “math” deniers as well, but the Prozis have clearly cornered that one, judging by the past 6 years of economic “recovery”.

Thatisall.

P.S.: Oh, and speaking of Glowbull “Warmening”, we were just greeted outside by a lawn covered in hoarfrost and an Imperial Gas Guzzler with a nice layer of ice on the windows.

In Texas.

15 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Ahh, so it’s a nice warm day down their in the land of Oil and jobs. My snowblower should be back from the shop sometime this week and not a moment to soon from what I’m seeing.

    And…

    You know you’re from new England if you can drive through 2 feet of snow, in a blizzard, doing 70mph. :em05: :em01: :em07:
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Eh? new Englanders are neophytes! Come on up to Michigan where we do 70 (legally) on sheet ice and sideways delivered snow from January through April only this year we anticipate the endothermy and side delivery starting mid November :em07:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:

    Come on up to Michigan

    Baah! Let me know when you get 5 nor’easters in 2 weeks.
    :em07:
    Besides, I heard we were giving Michigan to the Canadians.
    :em01: :em05:
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    LC FX Phillips growls and barks:

    The denial is all on the left as they the deny the efficacy of free market capitalism in actually… you know..having a clean environment. Once a population becomes secure they can then turn to quality of life issues. They deny that their preferred way of organizing society (top down expert control) has created some of the largest environmental and economic disasters in the history of man.

    So what do they do? They find some trace atmospheric gas of which humans don’t even provide a majority of its presence in the air and blow it’s impact of of all proportion to it’s apparent importance to anything other than plant life. They use control of this menace as a proxy to control the activity of “un-elightened” even though there has never been any so called science that proves this trace gas has such out sized effect compared to it presence.

    They then rewrite climatic history, in the finest vintage Stalinist style, to airbrush any and all inconvenient facts and circumstances to perpetuate their Mann-made climate apocalypse fantasy. They even go to minimize perhaps the most important fact in nature as to temperature control without which our ambient temperature would be approaching absolute zero.

    All this in the name of a “progress” back to a feudalist economic condition with themselves as the self appointed lords of the manor. More and more leftism reveals itself to be more religion than anything else. How else can such obvious holes be plugged except by solis fides

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Gonna be 75 today next to the San Francisco Bay!

    Man, I have been away from AIR for too long.. These Fiskings are a glorious way to start the day!

    Greetings Emperor

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    Orion growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:
    Say ya do da Yoo-Pee, eh? Where summer is defined as six weeks of poor sledding, yah hey!

    Orion
    (Houghton, MI – 6 years)

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    You know you’re from new England if you can drive through 2 feet of snow, in a blizzard, doing 70mph.

    That’s not driving. It’s gathering momentum.

    BTW has anyone noticed the peculiar similarity between a certain group of hostages that were released when Reagan’s ascension was declared and now North Korea’s release of hostages since the Republicans are back in charge?

    Anybody?

    Hello?

    This thing on?

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC R6 @ #:

    That’s not driving. It’s gathering momentum.

    BZZZZZZZZT! Incorrect! Gathering momentum indicate acceleration. Driving along at 70 or better is simply getting from point A to point B and not letting little things like snow getting in the way.

    BTW has anyone noticed the peculiar similarity between a certain group of hostages that were released when Reagan’s ascension was declared and now North Korea’s release of hostages since the Republicans are back in charge?

    It is interesting, however Reagan made them think he was going to turn Iran into the worlds largest, glow in the dark parking lot. Do you really think Obama frightens that club footed midget?

    BTW

    25 years ago today, the Berlin Wall fell. If Obama were president then, he would be sending in cement trucks and overpaid union bricklayers to put it back up.
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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    It is interesting, however Reagan made them think he was going to turn Iran into the worlds largest, glow in the dark parking lot. Do you really think Obama frightens that club footed midget?

    Not owebomba, the Republicans who could actually DO something rather than use their pink highlighters to draw lines on the floor behave as if anyone noticed.

    BTW

    25 years ago today, the Berlin Wall fell. If Obama were president then, he would be sending in cement trucks and overpaid union bricklayers to put it back up.

    Wouldn’t have worked. There were too many of us shit faced drunk laying in the street (and getting laid in the street) for the trucks to get by. Besides, all the Trabbis that blew up and littered every street in West Germany within hours of the event made any meaningful traffic movement impossible for weeks.
    :em05:

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    Interesting note for management – the editor works on my Android tablet, but not on my Win 7 PC. [Showing off now by using it]

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    Libsareb Raindead growls and barks:

    Even “climate-change denier” doesn’t work. Who denies climate can change and will again? But the more accurate “climate-crystal-balls-er-we-mean-models-are-never-ever-wrong-so-shut-up! denier,” whether on a bumper sticker or in a Crimes Against Gaianity indictment, hasn’t the same impact.
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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    Man, I have been away from AIR for too long.. These Fiskings are a glorious way to start the day!

    Yes, you have, my friend, but I can hardly blame you, considering my woeful lassitude when it comes to my duties as of late. Welcome back!

    Greetings Emperor

    And you, good Sir!
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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Xerxes had the Hellespont whipped and branded with red-hot irons as punishment for destroying his pontoon bridges. Obola also fancies himself a god, have any of his lackeys floated the idea of having the IRS audit the climate into submission?

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    :em05: This is a grand way to brighten the day!
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