The Prozis (Progressive Socialists) are Becoming Increasingly Unhinged

And His Imperial Majesty is feasting on their desperate, bitter tears.

Like this article in the New Republic (now with less Republic, and even less new) (h/t Legal Insurrection):

Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment.

A “climate denier?” What’s that? Somebody who denies that there is a climate? The Prozis really are losing it, aren’t they?

In handing Republicans control of the Senate on Tuesday, Americans effectively voted for the party’s hostile plans against President Barack Obama’s environmental legacy.

Particularly in the coal belt, where they also voted against losing their jobs, their homes and being sent to the Soylent Green factories once they’re online.

The BASTARDS!

Their votes also put the Senate’s environment and climate policy into the hands of the worst science-denier in national politics: Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who is almost certainly the next chair of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.

And a “science denier” too! “Science doesn’t exist!” And we all know how Prozis frigging LOVE science. As long as no actual science was involved in putting together their liberal arts studies curricula.

Inhofe claimed in 2003 that global warming might help humanity. “It’s also important to question whether global warming is even a problem for human existence. Thus far no one has seriously demonstrated any scientific proof that increased global temperatures would lead to the catastrophes predicted by alarmists. In fact, it appears that just the opposite is true: that increases in global temperatures may have a beneficial effect on how we live our lives.”

Clearly based on the “controversial” view that warming is beneficial to, say, plant growth and thus food production. Just ask the Roman vineyard owners in Britain, whose sufferings were indescribable, unlike those lucky bastards in Europe during the Little Ice Age, the year without a summer and all that. How much is too much? Nobody knows, least of all the Prozi cultists, no matter how much they insist that they and they alone know, to within a tenth of a degree, what Earth’s thermostat should be set at.

A report produced by his staff in 2010 argued that leaked emails from a group of climate scientists “reveal, among other things, unethical and potentially illegal behavior by some of the world’s preeminent climate scientists.” Those stolen emails, called “Climategate” at the time, showed debate among scientists over the results of a major climate report.

Such “learned” discussions as “holy shit, there’s a decline in my hockey stick! How do we best hide it from the rubes?”

If there has ever been a discussion more scientific, dispassionate and purely logical than that one, we haven’t heard of it!

So those of us not sacrificing coal miners’ daughters to the Algore to halt the oceans and make the climate, for the first time in all of the planet’s history, stop changing at all are now both “climate” and “science” deniers. We’d aim for the trifecta in becoming “math” deniers as well, but the Prozis have clearly cornered that one, judging by the past 6 years of economic “recovery”.

Thatisall.

P.S.: Oh, and speaking of Glowbull “Warmening”, we were just greeted outside by a lawn covered in hoarfrost and an Imperial Gas Guzzler with a nice layer of ice on the windows.

In Texas.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
November 9, 2014 07:20

Ahh, so it’s a nice warm day down their in the land of Oil and jobs. My snowblower should be back from the shop sometime this week and not a moment to soon from what I’m seeing.

And…

You know you’re from new England if you can drive through 2 feet of snow, in a blizzard, doing 70mph. :em05: :em01: :em07:

Terrapod
Terrapod
November 9, 2014 08:55

Eh? new Englanders are neophytes! Come on up to Michigan where we do 70 (legally) on sheet ice and sideways delivered snow from January through April only this year we anticipate the endothermy and side delivery starting mid November :em07:

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
November 9, 2014 09:04

Terrapod @ #:

Come on up to Michigan

Baah! Let me know when you get 5 nor’easters in 2 weeks.
:em07:
Besides, I heard we were giving Michigan to the Canadians.
:em01: :em05:

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips
November 9, 2014 09:18

The denial is all on the left as they the deny the efficacy of free market capitalism in actually… you know..having a clean environment. Once a population becomes secure they can then turn to quality of life issues. They deny that their preferred way of organizing society (top down expert control) has created some of the largest environmental and economic… Read more »

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign
November 9, 2014 11:53

Gonna be 75 today next to the San Francisco Bay!

Man, I have been away from AIR for too long.. These Fiskings are a glorious way to start the day!

Greetings Emperor

Orion
Orion
November 9, 2014 12:22

Terrapod @ #:
Say ya do da Yoo-Pee, eh? Where summer is defined as six weeks of poor sledding, yah hey!

Orion
(Houghton, MI – 6 years)

LC R6
LC R6
November 9, 2014 14:11

You know you’re from new England if you can drive through 2 feet of snow, in a blizzard, doing 70mph. That’s not driving. It’s gathering momentum. BTW has anyone noticed the peculiar similarity between a certain group of hostages that were released when Reagan’s ascension was declared and now North Korea’s release of hostages since the Republicans are back in… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster
November 9, 2014 14:54

LC R6 @ #: That’s not driving. It’s gathering momentum. BZZZZZZZZT! Incorrect! Gathering momentum indicate acceleration. Driving along at 70 or better is simply getting from point A to point B and not letting little things like snow getting in the way. BTW has anyone noticed the peculiar similarity between a certain group of hostages that were released when Reagan’s… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6
November 9, 2014 15:26

It is interesting, however Reagan made them think he was going to turn Iran into the worlds largest, glow in the dark parking lot. Do you really think Obama frightens that club footed midget? Not owebomba, the Republicans who could actually DO something rather than use their pink highlighters to draw lines on the floor behave as if anyone noticed.… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6
November 9, 2014 15:30

Interesting note for management – the editor works on my Android tablet, but not on my Win 7 PC. [Showing off now by using it]

Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead
November 9, 2014 17:20

Even “climate-change denier” doesn’t work. Who denies climate can change and will again? But the more accurate “climate-crystal-balls-er-we-mean-models-are-never-ever-wrong-so-shut-up! denier,” whether on a bumper sticker or in a Crimes Against Gaianity indictment, hasn’t the same impact.

November 9, 2014 22:38

Xerxes had the Hellespont whipped and branded with red-hot irons as punishment for destroying his pontoon bridges. Obola also fancies himself a god, have any of his lackeys floated the idea of having the IRS audit the climate into submission?

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
November 10, 2014 14:51

:em05: This is a grand way to brighten the day!