Schadenboners for everyone!

As of this writing at a little after 10 pm Central, it has been projected by several media outlets that the GOP has taken control of the Senate, and picked up at least 10 seats in the House. In addition, 36 governor’s races were voted on, and the GOP has so far picked up several of them, with a number of seats still too early to call. Of the Governor races called at this time, the GOP leads 16 to 5. For the latest, check out Ace’s Decision Desk here.

Some of the most enjoyable events of the evening include the trampling of Abortion Barbie at the polls. She loses her bid for Texas Governor in a landslide, while also seeing her state seat go to a Tea Party member. Perfect. Also, if you have managed to sneak a look at MSNBC election coverage, it has been hilarious. Chris “Tingles” Matthews looks like his dog has been run over. The liberal angst on Twitter right now is also truly delicious. We experience these moments so infrequently that we need to drink them in when they occur. It is also great fun to picture alleged pedophile and crook  Harry Reid sitting alone in a dark room weeping into a pint bottle of schnapps.

However you look at these early results, it is clearly a referendum on the dreadful-in-every-conceivable-way leadership of the Democratic party. It is also an election that puts the lie to so many of the Democrat talking points during the run-up to the election, like the War on Women, Republicans are Racists (as of this writing, the few Democrats winning state-wide offices are all Caucasian, while the GOP has made history in racial diversity tonight) and ObamaCare is popular among the voters (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA).

Some of these GOP wins were hold-your-nose affairs (i.e., McConnell), and I am deeply suspicious of the fact that the Wendy Davis blowout was not much larger than the numbers suggest. We will have to wait awhile for a feel for just how much these results were reduced by what has become a well-oiled Democrat voter fraud machine, but for now it appears that the wave of Obama-induced nausea that has passed over America has been sufficient to overcome theft in this go-round.

Any celebration will have to be brief. There will be the usual temptation among most politicians to forget the voters for the time being, and get about business as usual. But if we are unable to do some extremely important things to unwind the last 6 years of insanity and restore the rule of law and Constitutional principles to government with this new majority, it will have been all for naught.

 

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  1. 1
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    It is also great fun to picture alleged pedophile and crook Harry Reid

    There’s nothing “alleged” about his crookedness. He makes the Gambino family look like a Catholic charity.

    But yes, a magnificent night, reminiscent of the heady days back in 2010 when Prozi tears threatened to drown the blue states and the windows rattled from the sound of them banging their sippy cups into their high chairs. If only they had the courage to commit mass suicide, this night would be perfect.

    As it is, I’ll savor their every temper tantrum, their every scream about how the long dark night of fascism is falling on our nation (they should know a thing or two about fascism), their every whining column about how this “doesn’t mean anything” and how the voters really, really love them after all.

    I need a cigarette.
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    readerjp growls and barks:

    I’m surprised that the Democrats didn’t win more. I guess the fraudsters weren’t enough to outvote the discontented.

    A few days ago, a Maryland Republican voted for himself, and LO AND BEHOLD! A MIRACLE! His vote was changed to Democratic. Similar stories of wonder in Illinois.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    I guess black people don’t care much for fried chicken after all!

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/11/04/michelle-obamas-closing-argument-to-black-voters-dont-think-vote-for-democrats/

  4. 4
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Also, Sandra Fluke-toy lost her bid for Commiefornia state senate. Is Nancy Pelosi still capable of crying or did she have her tear ducts removed? :em05:

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    NR Pax growls and barks:

    I am working night shift and then will be going to the Red Cross to donate platelets for two patients at Johns Hopkins. Once that is done, I am going to sleep and when I wake up, I’ll be celebrating.

    Sure, there are some disappointments. The person I supported for Congress lost by about 2000 votes but Maryland has a Republican as a governor again so that balances things out. I am happy to see the results come in and I think that we can enjoy it for a few days.

  6. 6
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Okay Im going to ask

    As far as I know, McConnell will replace Weepy as Speaker..is the guy that bad?

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    WTF is up with the Fox News results-ticker at the bottom of the screen? It’s had the losing candidate “checkmarked” as the winner since 4AM EST.

    Some /b/tard must’ve hacked their system. :em02:

  8. 8
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    –Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor lost Tom Cotton, who, like Ernst, is an Iraq war veteran. Pryor’s loss comes despite former president Bill Clinton’s efforts to save him in his beloved home state.

    HA

    HA HA

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :em05: :em05: :em05:

    Billy Blowjob came to help him…and he is wondering why he lost…*collapses on the floor holding his sides*

    Oh God…I cant..breathe…

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    For God and Country growls and barks:

    Spin you bastard, spin! Im going to LOVE reading in the papers tomorrow how Obama is trying to paint this as anything OTHER than a complete rejection of his policies. On a more sobering note, here in the People’s Republik of New York, Herr Cuomo coasted to an easy victory. God, sometimes I wonder why we ever got upset over 9/11….

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    LCBrendan says:

    As far as I know, McConnell will replace Weepy as Speaker..is the guy that bad?

    Weepy is Speaker of the House ( the majority leader of Congress). McConnell will be Senate Majority leader.

    Got me a new Governor. Kept our congressional seats, couldn’t get rid of Durbin.

    The real question remains. Can this group of dumb asses do any better (which frankly inst hard to do) than the last group of dumb asses?

    Far as I can tell we are only slightly less fucked today than we were yesterday.

    To me the really big plus is that The Progressive Muslim sympathizer doesnt get to put another “progressive” on the Supreme Court.

  11. 11
    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Comment editor isnt functioning properly. Please read “with” as “will” in the second sentence (Got ya covered Troy. Be happy and go destroy a range. :-) – crunch)

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    It’s been a wonderful evening and an even better morning reading all of the whining and teeth gnashing of the Prozi’s. I have totally been enjoying telling all of my blubbering lib “friends” on Facebook that “their tears….they nourish me”.
    Now we gotta hold these guys feet to the fire and make sure they don’t get comfy basking in this victory. It’s time to get shit (un)done.

  13. 13
    Yasherka growls and barks:

    Senate goes to R’s

    Illinois AND Maryland have Republican governors

    The House impeachment manager for Bill Clinton is Governor of AR

    More pickups in the House

    Harry Reid out as leader after presiding over Peckinpah-ish slaughter of D’s

    etc. etc. etc. Oh yes, what was it that Debbie Waterhead Schmalz was predicting about the elections?
    http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/11/03/Wasserman-Schultz-Obama-Is-Democrats-Best-Asset-in-Election

    The popcorn and beers are ready to watch the tornadoes of spin. Many leftist tears with which to oil my firearms.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy says:

    The Progressive Muslim sympathizer doesnt get to put another “progressive” 200-pound lesbian on the Supreme Court.

    Fixed that for ya! :em01:

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    Here’s another win you may not hear much about from the newsies.

    Republican Saira Blair, a fiscally conservative 18-year-old, will represent a small district in West Virginia’s eastern panhandle, about 1½ hours outside Washington, D.C., after defeating her Democratic opponent 63% to 30%, according to the Associated Press. A third candidate got 7% of the vote.

    18 year old Conservative female college student beating out a 44 year old Dem lawyer. Life is sweet. :em01:

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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Yasherka @ #13:

    Momentary delurk! I believe that Massachusetts does as well, but yes, Illinois and Maryland going red is a statement and a half. Of course, after people in a Maryland rally for the Dem candidate for Governor got up and walked out on Obama…I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

    Today’s MSNBC music soundtrack should me “You spin my head right round, right round baby”
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    KArnold growls and barks:

    If I may…

    There needs to be a serious discussion about McConnell as Senate Majority Leader. Yesterday was a repudiation of Obama and his policies (such as Obamacare, but many, many more), but don’t for get that it was a wave AGAINST Democrats more than it was a wave FOR Republicans. Some elections, such as McConnell’s, or the Florida governorship, were hold-your-nose votes. There’s no evidence that yesterday was a mandate for McConnell.

    What is was was a mandate against Obamacare, against statism, against aberrant candidates (looking at you, Wendy Davis and Sandra Fluke), and against governance against the will of the people. The Republicans have a two-year audition to prove they can lead and win the hearts of America on a more permanent basis. That doesn’t mean compromising with the people and policies that just got roundly rejected. That doesn’t mean America wants them to “reach across the aisle” to partner with Harry Reid and his ilk. America wants Obamacare dead and buried, the borders secure from illegals and Ebola, ISIS stomped to a stain in the sand, and the IRS and the NSA not being used as a blunt instrument against our own citizens. America wants elected Republicans to get down to the business of fixing this country. If they do not, the gains made last night will not hold, and we’ll be facing President Hillary.

    McConnell has been a spine-free engineer of compromise and collapse. I’m not convinced he merits the job of Majority Leader. He has almost no part in bringing the GOP to the Majority. To be honest: I changed my party registration from Republican to American Independent as a response to the GOP’s refusal to seriously oppose Obama’s policies. If they want me back – and I’m open to being wooed – a good way to show that they want me back would be to make someone who represents last night’s tsunami the next Majority Leader. I wouldn’t be averse to seeing Senate Majority Leader Ted Cruz, for example; it would be a good way of telling me that they’re serious about getting this country back on the right course. There are probably a dozen other names I wouldn’t mind seeing, but McConnell and the other Dem-lites that have gone along to get along aren’t among them.

    Submitted for your consideration…

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    KArnold says:

    McConnell has been a spine-free engineer of compromise and collapse. I’m not convinced he merits the job of Majority Leader. He has almost no part in bringing the GOP to the Majority. To be honest: I changed my party registration from Republican to American Independent as a response to the GOP’s refusal to seriously oppose Obama’s policies.

    McConnell already said this morning that he would “reach across the aisle” to try to work with democRats……looks like he didn’t learn a thing last night.

    As for being a Republican? I left the party in 1998 when I saw them going back on everything in the Contract with America that got them voted into the majority. I don’t donate to the state or national party, rather I give to candidates.

  19. 19
    Yasherka growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:
    Would be nice if, for once, they would let the leftists reach across the aisle.

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    Yasherka growls and barks:

    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:
    Yes, confirmed about Taxachusetts!
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/11/04/Republican-Charlie-Baker-Elected-Massachusetts-Governor
    So three so-blue-they’re-black states have elected R governors….that’s just salt in the wounds

  21. 21

    Yasherka says:

    Would be nice if, for once, they would let the leftists reach across the aisle.

    damned right, then WE could stab THEM in the back….

  22. 22
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Honestly I’d very much like the Rethuglikans to reach across the aisle… with a club!
    But the R wing of the Treasonous Statist Party won’t do that, they’ll just bend over and take it up the ass while thanking their Demonrat masters.

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    Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says:

    18 year old Conservative female college student beating out a 44 year old Dem lawyer.

    This is actually refreshing for a change. Her opponent has real class.

    “I’m very proud of the race that was run on both sides,” Mr. Diehl said. “Quite frankly a 17- or 18-year-old young woman that has put herself out there and won a political campaign has certainly brought some positive press to the state. I look forward to seeing what her leadership brings to the state of West Virginia.”

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC TerribleTroy @ #:
    I was sorry that treasonous bastard won, but at least Gov. Jello is gone and Rs picked up some Congressional seats.
    I wonder how Rauner will cope with Emperor Mike and Prince John.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    LC TerribleTroy says:
    The Progressive Muslim sympathizer doesnt get to put another “progressive” 200-pound lesbian on the Supreme Court.
    Fixed that for ya!

    And that along with the prospect of no more “wise Latinas” for the foreseeable future is the best news to come out of tonight-other than Dingy Harry booted from his Senate position.

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    LC FX Phillips growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #:
    I see you’ve forgotten John McVain, Lindsey Grahamnesty and the other capitulationists of the ruling class RINO’s “let the president have his appointments wing” are still maddeningly ensconced.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Up here in the land of Granite, the carpetbagger lost. When I voted I had to hold my nose to keep out the stench of choosing between the two. A more pleasant choice, the young and talented Ms. Garcia lost to that old bat Kuster.

    We did get rid of Shea-Porter and now control both the state house and state senate.

    I’m shocked…SHOCKED that Massachusetts AG Martha Coakley blew another election she should have one. He is now going to study foreign affairs at the International House of Pancakes.
    :em07:
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    Physics Geek growls and barks:

    I’ve got not love for the GOP leadership in the House and the Senate, but for a few days-at least- I’m going to enjoy the thought of Harry Reid being put out to political pasture. Maybe he’ll fall into a fetal ball and start weeping on the floor of the Senate. I’d pay money to see that happen.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Physics Geek @ #:

    Maybe he’ll fall into a fetal ball and start weeping on the floor of the Senate.

    Well, I can’t say this is a perfect representation, but it pretty much shows what Reid is thinking
    I’ve read he’s already saying that the GOP should work with the Democrats. This has been the general response from the GOP rank and file.
    :em05:
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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    I am just flabbergasted, in fact my gast has never been so flabbered, at the reasons being given by the democrats for being thoroughly rejected:

    Voter suppression (Nazi Piglousy)

    We were too centerist

    We gave the Republicans too much of what they wanted

    And of course obongo himself – “what defeat?”

  31. 31
    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC FX Phillips says:

    irish19 @ #:
    I see you’ve forgotten John McVain, Lindsey Grahamnesty and the other capitulationists of the ruling class RINO’s “let the president have his appointments wing” are still maddeningly ensconced.

    I was only speaking about my home state of Ill-annoy. You are, of course, right about the fact that the other capitulationists’ still being employed sucks.

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    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    It’s worse than that. Checking the fever swamps of the deranged left even I am a bit startled. Their drooling minions are spewing election was lost because of right wing media screaming the fictions of ISIS and Ebola. They truly believe neither exist. Madness. :em06:

    Check this out – has to be seen to be believed…

    http://progressiveerupts.blogspot.com/2014/11/barack-hussein-obama.html

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #:

    the fictions of ISIS and Ebola. They truly believe neither exist.

    Well, for those that refuse to believe ISIS and Ebola are real, I have a simple five word response to them.
    “All expense paid Field Trip!”
    Would anyone care to help fund the “Send a disbelieving Progressive to visit ISIS” organization?
    :em05:
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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    What a freaking night that was! hey RR,