Schadenboners for everyone!

As of this writing at a little after 10 pm Central, it has been projected by several media outlets that the GOP has taken control of the Senate, and picked up at least 10 seats in the House. In addition, 36 governor’s races were voted on, and the GOP has so far picked up several of them, with a number of seats still too early to call. Of the Governor races called at this time, the GOP leads 16 to 5. For the latest, check out Ace’s Decision Desk here.

Some of the most enjoyable events of the evening include the trampling of Abortion Barbie at the polls. She loses her bid for Texas Governor in a landslide, while also seeing her state seat go to a Tea Party member. Perfect. Also, if you have managed to sneak a look at MSNBC election coverage, it has been hilarious. Chris “Tingles” Matthews looks like his dog has been run over. The liberal angst on Twitter right now is also truly delicious. We experience these moments so infrequently that we need to drink them in when they occur. It is also great fun to picture alleged pedophile and crook  Harry Reid sitting alone in a dark room weeping into a pint bottle of schnapps.

However you look at these early results, it is clearly a referendum on the dreadful-in-every-conceivable-way leadership of the Democratic party. It is also an election that puts the lie to so many of the Democrat talking points during the run-up to the election, like the War on Women, Republicans are Racists (as of this writing, the few Democrats winning state-wide offices are all Caucasian, while the GOP has made history in racial diversity tonight) and ObamaCare is popular among the voters (HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA).

Some of these GOP wins were hold-your-nose affairs (i.e., McConnell), and I am deeply suspicious of the fact that the Wendy Davis blowout was not much larger than the numbers suggest. We will have to wait awhile for a feel for just how much these results were reduced by what has become a well-oiled Democrat voter fraud machine, but for now it appears that the wave of Obama-induced nausea that has passed over America has been sufficient to overcome theft in this go-round.

Any celebration will have to be brief. There will be the usual temptation among most politicians to forget the voters for the time being, and get about business as usual. But if we are unable to do some extremely important things to unwind the last 6 years of insanity and restore the rule of law and Constitutional principles to government with this new majority, it will have been all for naught.

 

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Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

It is also great fun to picture alleged pedophile and crook Harry Reid There’s nothing “alleged” about his crookedness. He makes the Gambino family look like a Catholic charity. But yes, a magnificent night, reminiscent of the heady days back in 2010 when Prozi tears threatened to drown the blue states and the windows rattled from the sound of them… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

I’m surprised that the Democrats didn’t win more. I guess the fraudsters weren’t enough to outvote the discontented.

A few days ago, a Maryland Republican voted for himself, and LO AND BEHOLD! A MIRACLE! His vote was changed to Democratic. Similar stories of wonder in Illinois.

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

Also, Sandra Fluke-toy lost her bid for Commiefornia state senate. Is Nancy Pelosi still capable of crying or did she have her tear ducts removed? :em05:

NR Pax
NR Pax

I am working night shift and then will be going to the Red Cross to donate platelets for two patients at Johns Hopkins. Once that is done, I am going to sleep and when I wake up, I’ll be celebrating. Sure, there are some disappointments. The person I supported for Congress lost by about 2000 votes but Maryland has a… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Okay Im going to ask

As far as I know, McConnell will replace Weepy as Speaker..is the guy that bad?

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

WTF is up with the Fox News results-ticker at the bottom of the screen? It’s had the losing candidate “checkmarked” as the winner since 4AM EST.

Some /b/tard must’ve hacked their system. :em02:

LCBren
LCBren

–Arkansas Sen. Mark Pryor lost Tom Cotton, who, like Ernst, is an Iraq war veteran. Pryor’s loss comes despite former president Bill Clinton’s efforts to save him in his beloved home state.

HA

HA HA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :em05: :em05: :em05:

Billy Blowjob came to help him…and he is wondering why he lost…*collapses on the floor holding his sides*

Oh God…I cant..breathe…

Spin you bastard, spin! Im going to LOVE reading in the papers tomorrow how Obama is trying to paint this as anything OTHER than a complete rejection of his policies. On a more sobering note, here in the People’s Republik of New York, Herr Cuomo coasted to an easy victory. God, sometimes I wonder why we ever got upset over… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

LCBrendan says: As far as I know, McConnell will replace Weepy as Speaker..is the guy that bad? Weepy is Speaker of the House ( the majority leader of Congress). McConnell will be Senate Majority leader. Got me a new Governor. Kept our congressional seats, couldn’t get rid of Durbin. The real question remains. Can this group of dumb asses do… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

Comment editor isnt functioning properly. Please read “with” as “will” in the second sentence (Got ya covered Troy. Be happy and go destroy a range. 🙂 – crunch)

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

It’s been a wonderful evening and an even better morning reading all of the whining and teeth gnashing of the Prozi’s. I have totally been enjoying telling all of my blubbering lib “friends” on Facebook that “their tears….they nourish me”. Now we gotta hold these guys feet to the fire and make sure they don’t get comfy basking in this… Read more »

Yasherka
Yasherka

Senate goes to R’s Illinois AND Maryland have Republican governors The House impeachment manager for Bill Clinton is Governor of AR More pickups in the House Harry Reid out as leader after presiding over Peckinpah-ish slaughter of D’s etc. etc. etc. Oh yes, what was it that Debbie Waterhead Schmalz was predicting about the elections? http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/11/03/Wasserman-Schultz-Obama-Is-Democrats-Best-Asset-in-Election The popcorn and beers… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

LC TerribleTroy says:

The Progressive Muslim sympathizer doesnt get to put another “progressive” 200-pound lesbian on the Supreme Court.

Fixed that for ya! :em01:

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Here’s another win you may not hear much about from the newsies. Republican Saira Blair, a fiscally conservative 18-year-old, will represent a small district in West Virginia’s eastern panhandle, about 1½ hours outside Washington, D.C., after defeating her Democratic opponent 63% to 30%, according to the Associated Press. A third candidate got 7% of the vote. 18 year old Conservative… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

Yasherka @ #13: Momentary delurk! I believe that Massachusetts does as well, but yes, Illinois and Maryland going red is a statement and a half. Of course, after people in a Maryland rally for the Dem candidate for Governor got up and walked out on Obama…I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Today’s MSNBC music soundtrack should me “You spin my… Read more »

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

If I may… There needs to be a serious discussion about McConnell as Senate Majority Leader. Yesterday was a repudiation of Obama and his policies (such as Obamacare, but many, many more), but don’t for get that it was a wave AGAINST Democrats more than it was a wave FOR Republicans. Some elections, such as McConnell’s, or the Florida governorship,… Read more »

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

KArnold says: McConnell has been a spine-free engineer of compromise and collapse. I’m not convinced he merits the job of Majority Leader. He has almost no part in bringing the GOP to the Majority. To be honest: I changed my party registration from Republican to American Independent as a response to the GOP’s refusal to seriously oppose Obama’s policies. McConnell… Read more »

Yasherka
Yasherka

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:
Would be nice if, for once, they would let the leftists reach across the aisle.

Yasherka
Yasherka

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR @ #:
Yes, confirmed about Taxachusetts!
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/11/04/Republican-Charlie-Baker-Elected-Massachusetts-Governor
So three so-blue-they’re-black states have elected R governors….that’s just salt in the wounds

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Yasherka says:

Would be nice if, for once, they would let the leftists reach across the aisle.

damned right, then WE could stab THEM in the back….

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Honestly I’d very much like the Rethuglikans to reach across the aisle… with a club!
But the R wing of the Treasonous Statist Party won’t do that, they’ll just bend over and take it up the ass while thanking their Demonrat masters.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R says: 18 year old Conservative female college student beating out a 44 year old Dem lawyer. This is actually refreshing for a change. Her opponent has real class. “I’m very proud of the race that was run on both sides,” Mr. Diehl said. “Quite frankly a 17- or 18-year-old young woman that has put herself out… Read more »

irish19
irish19

LC TerribleTroy @ #:
I was sorry that treasonous bastard won, but at least Gov. Jello is gone and Rs picked up some Congressional seats.
I wonder how Rauner will cope with Emperor Mike and Prince John.

irish19
irish19

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

LC TerribleTroy says:
The Progressive Muslim sympathizer doesnt get to put another “progressive” 200-pound lesbian on the Supreme Court.
Fixed that for ya!

And that along with the prospect of no more “wise Latinas” for the foreseeable future is the best news to come out of tonight-other than Dingy Harry booted from his Senate position.

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips

irish19 @ #:
I see you’ve forgotten John McVain, Lindsey Grahamnesty and the other capitulationists of the ruling class RINO’s “let the president have his appointments wing” are still maddeningly ensconced.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Up here in the land of Granite, the carpetbagger lost. When I voted I had to hold my nose to keep out the stench of choosing between the two. A more pleasant choice, the young and talented Ms. Garcia lost to that old bat Kuster. We did get rid of Shea-Porter and now control both the state house and state… Read more »

Physics Geek
Physics Geek

I’ve got not love for the GOP leadership in the House and the Senate, but for a few days-at least- I’m going to enjoy the thought of Harry Reid being put out to political pasture. Maybe he’ll fall into a fetal ball and start weeping on the floor of the Senate. I’d pay money to see that happen.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Physics Geek @ #: Maybe he’ll fall into a fetal ball and start weeping on the floor of the Senate. Well, I can’t say this is a perfect representation, but it pretty much shows what Reid is thinking I’ve read he’s already saying that the GOP should work with the Democrats. This has been the general response from the GOP… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

I am just flabbergasted, in fact my gast has never been so flabbered, at the reasons being given by the democrats for being thoroughly rejected:

Voter suppression (Nazi Piglousy)

We were too centerist

We gave the Republicans too much of what they wanted

And of course obongo himself – “what defeat?”

irish19
irish19

LC FX Phillips says:

irish19 @ #:
I see you’ve forgotten John McVain, Lindsey Grahamnesty and the other capitulationists of the ruling class RINO’s “let the president have his appointments wing” are still maddeningly ensconced.

I was only speaking about my home state of Ill-annoy. You are, of course, right about the fact that the other capitulationists’ still being employed sucks.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck

angrywebmaster @ #:

It’s worse than that. Checking the fever swamps of the deranged left even I am a bit startled. Their drooling minions are spewing election was lost because of right wing media screaming the fictions of ISIS and Ebola. They truly believe neither exist. Madness. :em06:

Check this out – has to be seen to be believed…

http://progressiveerupts.blogspot.com/2014/11/barack-hussein-obama.html

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Radical Redneck @ #:

the fictions of ISIS and Ebola. They truly believe neither exist.

Well, for those that refuse to believe ISIS and Ebola are real, I have a simple five word response to them.
“All expense paid Field Trip!”
Would anyone care to help fund the “Send a disbelieving Progressive to visit ISIS” organization?
:em05:

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign

What a freaking night that was! hey RR,