You Didn’t Build That!

Every time we think the Smarterest Prozi In the World, the Hildebeest, can’t possibly say anything more stupid than the last time she lowered the bar, she rolls out the backhoe and does it yet again. It’s marvelous to behold!

Clinton defended raising the minimum wage, saying, “Don’t let anybody tell you that raising the minimum wage will kill jobs–they always say that.”

Because that’s what they always do. Not because we “say” it, but because math.

Wages paid by an employer is the number of employees times their wages. If their wages go up (and the employer’s revenue doesn’t, but by all means do tell us about Congress’ new “Minimum Revenue for Employers Act” if we somehow missed the memo), then the grand total the employer has to shell out to meet payroll does as well, meaning he can either cut jobs, raise prices (which will then eat up everybody’s “pay raise”) or go bankrupt.

#2 and #3 aren’t really options, for those of you who went to Prozi school and thus fail to grasp basic economics. Or anything else, for that matter. OK, #2 might be, but it would sort of defeat the whole purpose of raising wages which, we thought, was to allow people to buy more stuff.

People like buying stuff. But there’s not much fun in having $20 more to buy stuff with if stuff just got $20 more expensive.

Math is science. Aren’t we always told that Prozis “love science?”

Much the same way the Imperial First Canine loves pickup trucks, apparently. She loves chasing them, but she’d be utterly fucked as to what to do with one if she caught it.

But that’s not the dumbest thing the Hildebeest said. This is:

“Don’t let anybody tell you that it’s corporations and businesses that create jobs,”

Those same corporations and businesses that pay the wages for the, er, jobs.

This is the Smartest Womyn in the World™?

According to Prozis, she is. Maybe it’s just us, but if we were a woman, we’d consider it a mortal insult that those slack-jawed neofascists consider us dumber that her.

"Me smart! Me BRILLIANT! "

“Me smart! Me BRILLIANT! “

We will grant, however, that’s she’s demonstrably smarter than the window-licking hordes who elected the only life form provably dumber than her president. Twice. But they weren’t all women.

Thatisall.

19 comments

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    Uh, i think she caught the rear bumper of a truck. a couple times. probably while it was stationary and she was moving at speed.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I guess it’s true what they say about Hillary Rodham Clinton. She’s never had an orgasm in her life. That picture show’s a woman who has never been satisfied by man, woman or horse.
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    Library Czar growls and barks:

    Much the same way the Imperial First Canine loves pickup trucks, apparently. She loves chasing them, but she’d be utterly fucked as to what to do with one if she caught it.

    I can’t be the only one who thought you were talking about Moochelles propensity for chasing parked trucks?

    Oh, you mean Hiltlary. She probably chases parked trucks also but for different reasons. Like a good muslim she is busy chasing away other women who have been raped by her husband and blaming them for her horn-dawgs rapes. If the dems want to talk about a war on women they should talk to Hiltlary as she has waged a one woman crusade against women who have been assaulted by her husband.

    Whats that I hear (- Crickets…..

  4. 4
    FrankOK growls and barks:

    Saint Peter would probably give Billy Jeff a pass for chasing Monica after seeing the Hildybeast …

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    The Clinton speech I always wanted to hear, and never did:

    “My fellow Americans: I come before you today to confess that I did have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. In fact, I banged her like a screen door in a Gulf Coast hurricane. Not only that, but also all those other women you’ve been hearing about too. Every one of them.

    “But America, look what I’m married to. Wouldn’t you do the same if you were in my shoes? Wouldn’t you?”

    I think all of America would probably have nodded in silent understanding, and given him a pass.

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    Draven32 says:

    Uh, i think she caught the rear bumper of a truck. a couple times. probably while it was stationary and she was moving at speed.

    have you seen that mammoth ass of hers? that IS the rear bumper of a truck……

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery @ #:

    have you seen that mammoth ass of hers? that IS the rear bumper of a truck……
    Ever notice that when she’s taking a few steps backwards, they cut all the mics? I guess they don’t want the “BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP” noise to be picked up and put out on the Intenet.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    And I screwed up the formatting.
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    JonB growls and barks:

    We will grant, however, that’s she’s demonstrably smarter than the window-licking hordes who elected the only life form provably dumber than her president. Twice. But they weren’t all women.

    Unfortunately those very same window-lickers are going to trip over themselves to run and vote for her as many times as the democrats running the polls will let them.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    I guess it’s true what they say about Hillary Rodham Clinton. She’s never had an orgasm in her life.

    I bet Huma would find that very insulting.

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    angrywebmaster says:

    Ever notice that when she’s taking a few steps backwards, they cut all the mics? I guess they don’t want the “BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP” noise to be picked up and put out on the Intenet.

    angrywebmaster recently posted..Spoiled brat nurse won’t accept home quarantine

    is that an airhorn I hear or is hillary the harpie a bit gassy today……..

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Eric Praline says:

    I bet Huma would find that very insulting.

    I’ll never understand how someone with her looks would opt to go lesbo?

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology @ #:
    You have to hand it to her, to marry “Carlos Danger” Weiner and chow down on Hil-dawg’s naughty bits, she must really believe that islamist bullshit to go that deep undercover.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Eric Praline @ #:

    Not only that, but doesn’t she have at least one little cuntspawn via Weiner’s stub? Damn, that’s some major commitment!

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    Not only that, but doesn’t she have at least one little cuntspawn via Weiner’s stub? Damn, that’s some major commitment!

    He spawned one?

    That would be only the second time that an egg mistook a spirochete for a sperm, the first such recorded instance being when Obola’s mom got pregnant.

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    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    [Okay, I seem to have forgotten the tag in that last post. And “Click to Edit” just yields a grinning white square…] :em03:

  18. 18
    LC_Salgak growls and barks:

    Yesterday, at a campaign stop in Maryland, our Inevitable Next President addressed a crowd of about 200 attendees. In a hall that seated 1500. On a College Campus. In the frigging PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF MARYLAND.

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/many-empty-seats-hillary-rally-maryland_817747.html

    AND there were hecklers. . . from the LEFT. . .

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    Draven32 growls and barks:

    When she actually starts running, hecklers should simply use a single line of hers, repeated over and over like a mantra, preferrably in unison….

    HB: I was born in 1947 in Chicago.

    Hecklers: At this point, what difference does it make?

    HB: I went to Yale Law.

    Hecklers: At this point, what difference does it make?

    HB: If elected I will blablabla…

    Hecklers: At this point, what difference does it make?

    etc. Wonder how many time they’d have to do it before the real hildebeest comes out.