Another me-me-me-me-MEEEEE Heard From

So a nurse from Doctors Without Common Sense comes back from the pestilent Ebola center of the planet, gets put in quarantine and, you knew it, goes on an industrial grade whine rant about how horribly inhumane it is…

I am a nurse who has just returned to the U.S. after working with Doctors Without Borders in Sierra Leone – an Ebola-affected country. I have been quarantined in New Jersey. This is not a situation I would wish on anyone, and I am scared for those who will follow me.
I am scared about how health care workers will be treated at airports when they declare that they have been fighting Ebola in West Africa. I am scared that, like me, they will arrive and see a frenzy of disorganization, fear and, most frightening, quarantine.

Not near as frightening, we’d say, as dying while bleeding from arse, eyes and ear holes after a trip to the same bowling alley as another Doctor Without Inhibitions who just couldn’t bear another night without spreading germs everywhere.

But we’re probably being unreasonable here. After all, what can be more important than somebody’s feeeeeeeeeewings???

Just shut the fuck up and watch some Netflix, why don’t you?

Thatisall.

14 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Wanna bet she voted for Obama? 14 times?
    :em07:

  2. 2
    jdog43 growls and barks:

    On targeybmate!

  3. 3
    jdog43 growls and barks:

    jdog43 says:

    On target mate!

  4. 4
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    How ’bout we put her (and all the other possible Ebola vectors) in a little nicer accommodations? I hear there are some really spacious, isolated places with plenty of rooms around Martha’s Vineyard and Chappaquiddick Island!

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:

    I hear there are some really spacious, isolated places with plenty of rooms around Martha’s Vineyard and Chappaquiddick Island!

    Not since fatboy croaked. I think they sold off everything there.
    :em03:
    Besides, this time of year, people are staying inside and all the “Beautiful People” are jetting to Palm Beach and Monaco. The only thing they risk is a dose of the Clap.
    :em06:

  6. 6
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Put them up at the big hotel at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

  7. 7
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    I have been quarantined in [Gasp!] New Jersey. This is not a situation I would wish on anyone…

    The horror! The horror! :em06:

  8. 8
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Xystus @ #:

    Put them up at the big hotel at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

    You are going to send the staff on an extended all expenses paid vacation, aren’t you? They need the break after all.
    😉

  9. 9
    LC Ted growls and barks:

    I have been quarantined in New Jersey. This is not a situation I would wish on anyone

    Oh you mean like the Millions of immigrants that stayed for a couple of weeks at ellis island? Where we used to check EVERYONE who came into this country to make sure that they wouldn’t unleash some communicable disease on the American people?

    How do you become a nurse, while being brain dead?

    LC Ted

  10. 10
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    LC Ted @ #:

    By swallowing.

  11. 11
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    BC, Imperial Torturer @ #:
    Really, isn’t that the story of Obama?

  12. 12
    SoCalOilMan, K.o.E. growls and barks:

    I believe that she should be more pissed at the Dr.s that proceeded her return. They certainly showed proper respect for “voluntary” quarantine and self monitoring.

  13. 13
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    Sort of lays waste to the whole altruistic idea of Doctors Without Braincells.

    “Can’t you people understand that I should have been given a ticker tape parade and put up in the Waldorf for my SELFLESS work with poor, sick foreigners when I could be using my American schooling paid for by US tax dollars by way of education grants to help, you know, sick Americans.”

    Dig a fucking hole, incinerate the bitch, dump her remains in it and cover it up.

    THAT’S a suitable quarantine.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    You are going to send the staff on an extended all expenses paid vacation, aren’t you? They need the break after all.

    Depends, if they’re SS or appointed by Der Fubar, or even registered Demonrats, hell no.
    Other wise anyone under GS10 yes and reassign any military personnel.
    Then replace them with politicians.