Another Innocent Child Brutally Executed By Evil Racist Oppressors

The headline has been MSM’ified for your reading pleasure. The truth is somewhat — different…

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that people claiming to be relatives of the victim identified him as 18-year-old Vonderrit Myers, Jr. The teenager’s mother, Syreeta Myers, told The Associated Press by phone Thursday that her son was holding a sandwich when the officer killed him Wednesday night.

You see, the poor choir boy, barely out of middle school, was walking quietly home from his daily routine of choir practice and helping little old ladies across the road, peacefully munching on a cucumber sandwich, when all of this happened.

The military-style, assault sandwich with 30 shot automatic clip-mags then discharged three shots at the officer who, for no reason at all, returned fire and brutally executed the innocent lambkin.

But that’s just raycisss talk, dontchaknow?

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Another truth speaker chimes in (h/t LC Rurik):

A local politician, Senator Nasheed, says the police walked up to Vonderrit while he was kneeling down in prayer and shot him in the back of the head.

It doesn’t say anything about the automatic assault sandwich, however. The racist autopsy which clearly cannot be trusted states that

An autopsy has shown that Vonderrit Myers Jr. was shot from five to seven times during a fatal encounter with an off-duty police officer Wednesday, police sources said.

Sen. Jamilah Nasheed suggested at a press conference earlier today that the teen had been shot in the back of the head, but medical examiners did not find any gunshots to the back of Myers’ head, police sources said.

Clearly those were the new Racist Stealth Bullets that hide their entry points!

11 comments

  1. 1
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    It was also reported that Sen. Jamilah Nasheed was fucking a goat while being interviewed. The braying caused the reporter to misquote him.

  2. 2
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Cop was a lousy shot. He emptied his superduperfullyautomagaclip. 17 rounds and only 5-7 hit the target? Send him back for more training!
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  3. 3
    sleeper growls and barks:

    Senator Nasheed is a she. And a piece of work, at that.

  4. 4
    Draven32 growls and barks:

    Sen Nasheed needs to be censured for making a false statement regarding a criminal investigation.

  5. 5
    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    It’s a national disgrace that small children are getting executed (EXECUTED!!eleventy!) everyday simply for discharging firearms at police officers. I think privileges need to be checked.

  6. 6
    tweell growls and barks:

    A peripheral ‘good’ coming of this is that police are becoming a lot more interested in body cameras. Video evidence is a wonderful thing.

  7. 7
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    tweell @ #:

    A peripheral ‘good’ coming of this is that police are becoming a lot more interested in body cameras.

    The “Good” cops are. The bad cops don’t want anything to do with them…
    Unless they control the off and delete switches.
    :em07:
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  8. 8
    JonB growls and barks:

    Beginning to think it’s time for whites to make the decision, as a group, to *become* racists. To *really* go full on racist. Give these assholes a reason to cry.

  9. 9
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    Beginning to think it’s time for whites to make the decision, as a group, to *become* racists. To *really* go full on racist. Give these assholes a reason to cry.

    This is precisely what the liberals want. Then they have actual proof to back up their fantasy charges of racism.

    I too find myself so angry sometimes that I have puked out statements like this, but the bottom line is real racism has no place in civilized society.

    I continue to do my level best to not treat groups in any certain way, but individuals. If you treat me with respect and fairness you shall receive in in kind no matter what your skin color. I am known; however, when treated with other than respect and fairness to go straight to the gutter with the most vile and racist label that I can think of for that PERSON. It still earns me the “racist” moniker, but I’m going to get that anyway since I look like one of those evil, slave trading, pre-teen shooting white cracker plantation owners.

    But DO NOT forget that we need to treat everyone as an individual.

    Case in point: I don’t despise all canadians because of that hockey puck sucking, canuck felching deej.
    :em05:

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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    sleeper says:

    Senator Nasheed is a she. And a piece of work, at that.

    OK – SHE was fucking a goat …

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    bruce growls and barks:

    this has happened to me when i got off the freedom bird,i was attacked by two urbane maggots in the dark however i had spotted them across the street.so i got my gun and held it behind the travel bag i was carring when they were 10ft from me i shot the both of them high center.when the cops showed up,itold them that these two had tried tp rob me so i had to defend myself. i told them that i wanted to talk to a lawyer.after two yrs and $4,000 it was over.they made me feel like criminal :em07: