The Latest in Glowbull Wormening Dumb Excuses

So here’s the short version, but do go read the full one here:

It’s like this: The absence of heating over the past 17 years has heated up the previously cold surface waters who cooled down because of the previous warming. This newly heated (by the absence of heat) water then sinks beneath the cold water where it hides from our temperature sensors because… Because racist! Or maybe Gaia is just one really awesomely sneaky bitch, hiding warm water away from us by forcing it to ignore the laws of physics (heat rises, cold sinks, but that was probably something we learned because the Koch Bros. used to finance physics, so nevermind, DENIER!) and sink where it should rise.

We herewith Imperially decree that anybody not merely agreeing with, but even expressing doubts as to whether the glowbull wormeners are full of bovine cac, is to be considered too dumb to even talk with. Or to. Or to be in the vicinity of.



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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    After the Foley outrage I’ve made this same personal decree about TNITWH.

    No more argument. No more Bush’s fault.

    He’s scum and anyone in anyway defending, agreeing, sympathizing or simply NOT hating him for being the very definition of moral turpitude ceases to qualify for acknowledgement. Even derision is too much.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    It’s not nice to mock the religion of idiots. (Church of Global Warming, Pope Algore 1 presiding) :em03:

    It’s fun, but not nice. :em01: :em05:

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    Libsareb Raindead growls and barks:

    Global Warming® Climate Change™ Climate Disruption causes hot air/water/solids/plasma to sink and cold air/etc. to rise. Eleventyumpteenbagillion scientists beholden to Big Govt for their grants said so, so it must be true. Anyone who doesn’t believe every word of the Holy Revised Report should be tried for hate crimes against Mother Gaia and pushed off the nearest edge of his/her/etc. flat earth. [/channelingal-gore]

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Libsareb Raindead says:

    Climate Disruption causes hot air/water/solids/plasma to sink and cold air/etc. to rise.

    Of course, given that, we might actually get to see a fully functional Lead Zeppelin! We just need to make it sufficiently heavier than air in order for it to float on top of it!

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    Libsareb Raindead growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    We just need to make it sufficiently heavier than air in order for it to float on top of it!

    Exactly, My Liege. The miracles of Glowbull Wormening “science” abound!

    Maybe because it doesn’t have to relate both cause and effect, only cause and cause and cause….

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    This was brilliant. The best dissection I have ever read of the sham known as “global warming”.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Global Warming huh?
    It’s about 60 degrees out.
    In August.
    In New Hampshire.
    And I just sent my snowblower in for servicing because I expect to see many feet of Global Warming on my driveway this winter. The shop I use has just changed their policy of waiting until October do to the numbers of people calling in now and the horrendously hot temperatures we are not experiencing at the moment.
    The last time I sent it in, in October, we were slammed with 8 inches of Global Warming before I got it back and had to shovel the damn Global Warming from my driveway.
    :em08: :em07:

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    They previously tried it on the Pacific except, so far as I could figure out, they claimed the heat traveled through the upper layers and went straight to the normally colder lower layers.
    Of course, the lower layers were not warmer. Not to mention that on this planet we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

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    :em08: The other emoticons we need are banging head on desk, and finger.