Ferguson burns while Eric Holder whines

You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore.

Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment

Attorney General Eric Holder called on authorities in Ferguson, Mo., to keep the peace “without relying on unnecessarily extreme displays of force,” emphasizing in a statement Thursday that things have to change in the city.

I suppose when faced with 100-200 or so “yute” burning, looting. and pillaging their own communities the local police should do what exactly? Bring some hot dogs and hold a weenie roast in the flames of the hapless store owners who just lost his life’s works at the hands of a bunch of people that can’t even figure out how to pull their god blasted pants up? Brilliant Eric – You never cease to amaze those of us with a shred of common sense with your blindingly ignorant rhetoric. Never.

“At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message,”

Gee – you don’t say? And who destroyed that ‘trust’ again? The cops or the hundreds of wild eye looters bent on destroying everything in sight before they even knew what happened?

Hmmm- just spit balling here Eric….Would that ‘conflicting message’ be caused by the same “military equipment” that Fedgov Inc has made readily available via tax payer funded grants to LEO offices the land over?

The same “Military Equipment” that the DOJ and DHS, DOD and others have gleefully spread across this nation with reckless abandon until even the smallest police force in buttfuck poodunk looks like a full on rock and roll SPECOPS unit? The same gear that Barny Fife straps on and suddenly he looks like fucking RoboCop in the midst of the throes of severe ‘roid rage?

Is THAT the equipment you’re so oh so concerned over you cockgobbling racist piece of bovine dung?

Holder also announced that Missouri officials had on Thursday accepted an offer of “technical assistance” from the Justice Department aimed at helping these local authorities improve their response to the crowds in suburban St. Louis.

And what would that “technical assistance” comprise of pray tell? One could only imagine THAT conversation.

” Look guys, Ah, you know all those MRAPS – Those Armored thingy we gave you, Those one festooned with .50 Cal machine guns and the such? Ah, well Um, you can’t actually USE them to put down a riot. We thought you’d just like uh, well put them on the front lawn of the court house as a display or something…Seriously! We never expected you white bread cracker mall ninjas to come out full force and use the damn things to actually crush the little brown people like this!”

“Oh…Um, And remember too – when those Molotov Cocktails come flying at you, and your doused in burning gasoline – Uah, stop drop and roll. But under NO circumstance should you use force ….never! Yeah that’s the ticket!!”

Holder’s statement suggests that federal forces could be part of the shifting police presence in Ferguson.

Yes, because nothing puts the citizenry at ease quite as efficiently as the specter of Federal Goon Squads rolling into town with their own MRAPS, Body Armor, and SAW’a locked and loaded Eric. As my Scottish pal says …Bloody Fooking Brilliant!! Why one would think that being a communist cuntmuffin that you are – you had something a bit more drastic in mind for the unwashed masses – like declaring Martial Law maybe?

Holder also discussed the importance of increasing “diversity in law enforcement,” which has become a part of the discussion in the wake of the shooting. Two-thirds of Ferguson’s residents are black, but just three of its 53 police officers are black, and this dissonance between the residents and those sworn to protect them is seen as playing into the tension that has been building in the city.

Just three? Well numbers wise that comes out to about 6% of the police force which I would hazard a guess most metropolitan police forces would show about the same averages ….. but I wonder now…that lack of “diversity”…. it couldn’t possibly be related to anything like the fact that the Democrat plantation in question has the uncanny knack of turning out those wholly unsuited for a career in Law Enforcement by the droves could it? Naaaaaa. After all, every felon should get his chance at playing mall Ninja – right Eric?

Let’s cut to brass tacks here – when the majority of your available pool of recruits have already had “extensive experience with the law” that being on the wrong side of the badge, it’s damn hard to find people suited for the job. But keep touting your “diversity” clap trap Eric, we here in the Empire do so love a good chuckle now and then.

In addition, he (Eric Holder) said that “journalists must not be harassed or prevented from covering a story that needs to be told,” seemingly a reference to the arrest of two reporters (including The Washington Post’s Wesley Lowery) on Wednesday night.

Yes because – if your a liberal ballsak licking hack from the WaPo or Huffington Post that champions the DemNazi line ….. it’s a damn constitutional crisis to interfere with the press…unless of course you work for FoxNews or other non DOJ approved media outlet. Then it’s okay to hack your E-mails, and harass you with threats of imprisonment because – SHUT UP ! LOOK! Over there…..its A RACIIIISSST!

In all seriousness ….I am in no way siding with the militarization of the Law Enforcement community. It’s gone way beyond out of control, and smacks of a police state IMO, but for Eric Holder – top Law Enforcement in the land to start politicizing the issue in Ferguson on racial lines and screaming about the use of force – force that HIS DOJ  enabled via the very Big Government policies he champions so slavishly – Is just down right ridiculous and pathetic.



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    readerjp growls and barks:

    You know what’s conspicuously missing from this story? The fact that this “unarmed black teenager” was struggling to wrest the cop’s gun from him.

    I just read that they used tear gas and thought “Thank God someone used their common sense!” And the mayor said that most of the people who looted and rampaged came in from OUTSIDE the city. Sounds like organized rampage to me.

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    Indeed, readerjp, indeed. They generate this shit on purpose, I begin to think. And “deadfish” doesn’t want us mere mortals knowing how to actually use the shit, just maybe think we do so they win when they try to oppress. (and we still need a finger emoticon)

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Regarding the guy who was killed, until we have the autopsy and ballistics reports, we can’t make any judgements on what happened.
    From what I’ve been reading, you have several different groups there.

    One group is trying to peacefully protest, and this includes the family of the deceased.

    The second group is using this as an excuse to loot and pillage.

    A third group is store owners who have brought out their own guns. They stopped the looters cold since the Urban Vermin know that these people will shoot to kill.

    A fourth group is the race hustlers like Sharpton, Jackson and Obama. They are being told by everyone that they aren’t helping the situation.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Little update on Drudge this morning. It looks like that the Highway Patrol and other law enforcement types that are replacing the SLCP are being greeted with open arms by everyone in Ferguson.
    Looks like the Governor has found the formula to descalate the tensions there. Now we just need an honest investigation of what happened between that police officer and the 18 year old.

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    Mark growls and barks:

    Eric Holder, Cocksucker Emeritus, has absolutely no weight.

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    tweell growls and barks:

    The reason for the white police force versus the majority black population is lag. Ferguson’s population has been changing as blacks pour in and whites flee elsewhere. In 1990, it was 75% white, the 2000 census shows a slight black majority and that has grown to almost 70% now. Given the standard PD nepotism and interest in hiring more like themselves (which goes both ways, btw) it’s not unusual to see this difference in color.

    I am surprised to see that the mayor is white. Could he be actually competent enough to keep race-mongers away from the public funds trough? He’ll have to be competent – shop owners will be fleeing like it was Detroit, and that town will go straight into the porta-potty if he’s not.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Mark @ #:

    Eric Holder, Cocksucker Emeritus, has absolutely no weight.

    Actually, I’d say he weighs in around 185-200 pounds. :em05:

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:7
    That’s one big sack of shit.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Actually, I’d say he weighs in around 185-200 pounds.

    He didn’t say he didn’t have any mass, just that he had no weight.

    Left to the reader is figuring out how he avoids having weight in a gravitational field.

    OK, I think I nerded out there.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher @ #:

    That’s one big sack of shit.

    And completely unusable as fertilizer too. :em08:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    A fourth group is the race hustlers like Sharpton, Jackson and Obama. They are being told by everyone that they aren’t helping the situation.

    That gives me some hope the situation will be resolved before it escalates.
    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought it was the State Police who were brought in.
    The welcoming with open arms was definitely true, though.

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    Vinegar Joe growls and barks:

    My goodness! Is this the same Eric Holder who sent in a Border Patrol Tactical Unit armed with H&K MP5s to seize Elian Gonzalez and send him back to Cuba?


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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    The above was posted in error. Was trying to link, & it failed. :em04: