Yes, Komrade Obama, YOU Built This!

His Imperial Majesty is about ready to explode here, but let’s get a few things settled first. Such as the question as to whether the genocidal mess in Iraq is Komrade Obama’s fault or not.

Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2012:

Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2014:

Any questions?

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. His Imperial Majesty remembers only too well, as we’re sure that you all do as well, how the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure that is Kaliph Golfsalot was running around at every conceivable venue spiking the football, doing end zone dances about how he, and HE ALONE, was the one who “brought the boys back home, just as he’d promised.”

Now that it’s politically inconvenient to be seen as the chief architect of the mass genocide that is going on in Iraq at the bloody hands of ISIS or whatever the koranimal subhumans call themselves (Kaliph Obama calls them “the Junior Varsity of al-Qaeda”, no worries), just another fuckup of his like Egypt, Libya and Syria, we were always at war with Eastasia and it was all Somebody Else’s Fault™ anyways.

Business as usual in the Land of the Fee and the Home of the Cowed. History is what Ear Leader says it is, and the huddled, cocksucking masses yearning to swallow will continue to vote themselves some beautiful chains until the whole sorry mess collapses in an inferno that will make the fall of the Roman Empire look like a mild case of indigestion.

So what have those lovable “junior varsity” chaps been up to in Iraq, those “pathetic remnants of al-Qaeda on the run” (thanks to our illustrious leader whose cock both his own Prozi party as well as the so-called “opposition party” line up to service eagerly any chance they get)? We’re glad you asked, because it gives us an opportunity to share something that you will never, EVER find in the “mainstream media”, including that bastion of truth, FOX News, who are just as much whores of Kaliph Obama’s as everybody else. Even they have not the courage to show what is going on in Iraq, thanks to Komrade Obama. It might be seen as “uncivil.”

But we have so such inhibitions.

We want you to see what the American Sheeple’s mindless election of Prozi mass murderers has wrought. We need you to see what those Prozi swine that you know have caused with their ignorance at the ballot box. And we hope that maybe you’ll shove those images into their faces so that they will haunt their dreams for years and years to come until they, hopefully, slit their own wrists.

The only consideration we’ll show is to put them underneath the fold.

But if you ever, ever defend any of that, defend anybody who voted for that, make up excuses for it or the koranimal beasts perpetrating it, then we’ll know that you didn’t watch the images, and if you didn’t, then your opinion matters not one tiny little scintilla of an iota of a microscopic shit and you might as well save your breath.

Kill them all. All of them. Every last goat fucking one of them. Then kill anybody who ever as much as smiled at them. Anybody who ever offered an excuse for them. Anybody who ever failed to shoot them in the fucking face if given the opportunity.

Yes, Obama, YOU BUILT THIS!

Yes, Obama, YOU BUILT THIS!

Koranimal Day Care. Not pictured: Flies.

Koranimal Day Care. Not pictured: Flies.

At least she was "humanely Halal slaughtered"

At least she was “humanely Halal slaughtered”

But not to worry, Obama voters, this is all Booosh’s fault. And Wal*Mart’s. Her “crime”, according to Obama’s “junior varsity?” She was a Christian. Or, as Obama voters like to call them, “Christofascists.” Finally getting rid of all of those church ladies, are you? Have another latte.

"I'm just happy that the president you voted for is seeking to raise the minimum wage!"

“I’m just happy that the president you voted for is seeking to raise the minimum wage!”

Sleep well, Obamarrhoids.

You built this.

And it’s coming soon to a town near you.

Thanks to you.

Just think about how much that dad is going to save on hair cuts for his little girl. He might even be able to make the down payment for a Prius with the savings.

Aren’t you SO proud of yourselves?

Swine.

Thatisall.

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LC Xystus
LC Xystus

We seem to have a disagreement over who agreed to the agreement. :em03:

Meanwhile it seems strange that Iraqis have already forgotten how to make IEDs.

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

LC Xystus says: But hey, blame the nigger in the white house. It is really the ONLY argument you have. Actually no…it’s not the only argument we have. The SOFA signed by Bush expired at the end of 2011…..Which means it covered almost two full years of the Obama administration. Obama had the opportunity during those two years to negotiate… Read more »

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Naaaah, sorry, DJ…your guy owns this one, holds title and keeps it in his garage. Obama DID build this and anyone still blaming Bush for this is projecting like a motherfucker. You don’t get to have it both ways. You don’t get to do an end zone celebration when you bring the boys home and then when things turn into… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Is that deej back in here?

I thought you died.

Damn, I’ll have to cancel that celebration.

this one is on Obama and the sad part is he probably loses not a second of sleep over this. Of course he doesn’t lose sleep over this, he wants it. It’s all by design. Look at all of the muzzy sisterhood dildos in “his” administration. He probably has that last picture up in the presidential john so he can… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Y’Know Deej, I’d have thought that a guy who lives in a state where you can buy all of the legal weed you want, you would be much less crotchety, acidic and racist.

What gives? (especially the last bit)

LC R6
LC R6

What gives? (especially the last bit) We’ve been telling deej what an idiot, asshole, liberal, liar, pissant, etc. that he is for years and he has adamantly maintained that we were wrong. Now that it’s all been proven true he’s in a bit of a tif. I’m sure the next time he dies as a means of cutting off debate… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Hey, Snarl–I didn’t write DJ‘s rant! :em06:

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Now that I’ve read DJ‘s second rant, a few further remarks seem in order–necessitating a second post, since the editor remains busted. For people like you, there was no event prior to… People like whom? I’m saddled with an in/conveniently long memory My organized stuff dates back at least to 1961. We broke Iraq. OK, that part’s true. We broke… Read more »

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

LC Xystus says: Hey, Snarl–I didn’t write DJ‘s rant! Sorry must have clicked the wrong post – no offense intended. Deej Says: We broke Iraq. Hell, for that matter, we broke the entire region with a needless war to somehow create a model democracy in an area that had not only ever seen one, but didn’t actually want one. I… Read more »

Hey, BJ, it sounds like time for your hot beef injection ala Obama. Or should that be Allah Obama, the jerkoff in chief.

LC R6
LC R6

As an aside to management, I hope deej doesn’t still have the keys to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet. I, for one, don’t want my bourbon stolen by a petulant, angry, nasty child left unattended.

Veeshir
Veeshir

DJ’s defense is most stupid, my favorite was some tool on Foxnews yesterday during some panel or other. Apparently, it’s not Obama’s fault because he was elected so it’s America’s fault. I have to admit, I’m torn on that one. On the one hand, it was obviously his choice. On the other hand, the idiots who voted for him definitely… Read more »