Yes, Komrade Obama, YOU Built This!

His Imperial Majesty is about ready to explode here, but let’s get a few things settled first. Such as the question as to whether the genocidal mess in Iraq is Komrade Obama’s fault or not.

Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2012:

Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2014:

Any questions?

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. His Imperial Majesty remembers only too well, as we’re sure that you all do as well, how the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure that is Kaliph Golfsalot was running around at every conceivable venue spiking the football, doing end zone dances about how he, and HE ALONE, was the one who “brought the boys back home, just as he’d promised.”

Now that it’s politically inconvenient to be seen as the chief architect of the mass genocide that is going on in Iraq at the bloody hands of ISIS or whatever the koranimal subhumans call themselves (Kaliph Obama calls them “the Junior Varsity of al-Qaeda”, no worries), just another fuckup of his like Egypt, Libya and Syria, we were always at war with Eastasia and it was all Somebody Else’s Fault™ anyways.

Business as usual in the Land of the Fee and the Home of the Cowed. History is what Ear Leader says it is, and the huddled, cocksucking masses yearning to swallow will continue to vote themselves some beautiful chains until the whole sorry mess collapses in an inferno that will make the fall of the Roman Empire look like a mild case of indigestion.

So what have those lovable “junior varsity” chaps been up to in Iraq, those “pathetic remnants of al-Qaeda on the run” (thanks to our illustrious leader whose cock both his own Prozi party as well as the so-called “opposition party” line up to service eagerly any chance they get)? We’re glad you asked, because it gives us an opportunity to share something that you will never, EVER find in the “mainstream media”, including that bastion of truth, FOX News, who are just as much whores of Kaliph Obama’s as everybody else. Even they have not the courage to show what is going on in Iraq, thanks to Komrade Obama. It might be seen as “uncivil.”

But we have so such inhibitions.

We want you to see what the American Sheeple’s mindless election of Prozi mass murderers has wrought. We need you to see what those Prozi swine that you know have caused with their ignorance at the ballot box. And we hope that maybe you’ll shove those images into their faces so that they will haunt their dreams for years and years to come until they, hopefully, slit their own wrists.

The only consideration we’ll show is to put them underneath the fold.

But if you ever, ever defend any of that, defend anybody who voted for that, make up excuses for it or the koranimal beasts perpetrating it, then we’ll know that you didn’t watch the images, and if you didn’t, then your opinion matters not one tiny little scintilla of an iota of a microscopic shit and you might as well save your breath.

Kill them all. All of them. Every last goat fucking one of them. Then kill anybody who ever as much as smiled at them. Anybody who ever offered an excuse for them. Anybody who ever failed to shoot them in the fucking face if given the opportunity.



Koranimal Day Care. Not pictured: Flies.

Koranimal Day Care. Not pictured: Flies.

At least she was "humanely Halal slaughtered"

At least she was “humanely Halal slaughtered”

But not to worry, Obama voters, this is all Booosh’s fault. And Wal*Mart’s. Her “crime”, according to Obama’s “junior varsity?” She was a Christian. Or, as Obama voters like to call them, “Christofascists.” Finally getting rid of all of those church ladies, are you? Have another latte.

"I'm just happy that the president you voted for is seeking to raise the minimum wage!"

“I’m just happy that the president you voted for is seeking to raise the minimum wage!”

Sleep well, Obamarrhoids.

You built this.

And it’s coming soon to a town near you.

Thanks to you.

Just think about how much that dad is going to save on hair cuts for his little girl. He might even be able to make the down payment for a Prius with the savings.

Aren’t you SO proud of yourselves?




  1. 1
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    We seem to have a disagreement over who agreed to the agreement. :em03:

    Meanwhile it seems strange that Iraqis have already forgotten how to make IEDs.

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    LC Xystus says:

    But hey, blame the nigger in the white house. It is really the ONLY argument you have.

    Actually no…it’s not the only argument we have.

    The SOFA signed by Bush expired at the end of 2011…..Which means it covered almost two full years of the Obama administration. Obama had the opportunity during those two years to negotiate a follow on SOFA – he did not accomplish this and now is blaming everything from the Intel community to the government of Iraq to justify his misguided haste to cross Iraq off of his “to do list” and appease his base.

    As far as the rest of your ramblings – go take a pill, sounds like you’re meds are getting low.

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    watchyerlane growls and barks:

    Naaaah, sorry, DJ…your guy owns this one, holds title and keeps it in his garage. Obama DID build this and anyone still blaming Bush for this is projecting like a motherfucker.
    You don’t get to have it both ways. You don’t get to do an end zone celebration when you bring the boys home and then when things turn into a soup sandwich because of your fuck up get to blame your predecessor for the 10,845th time.
    Nope, this one is on Obama and the sad part is he probably loses not a second of sleep over this.

  4. 4
    LC R6 growls and barks:

    Is that deej back in here?

    I thought you died.

    Damn, I’ll have to cancel that celebration.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    this one is on Obama and the sad part is he probably loses not a second of sleep over this.

    Of course he doesn’t lose sleep over this, he wants it. It’s all by design. Look at all of the muzzy sisterhood dildos in “his” administration. He probably has that last picture up in the presidential john so he can jerk his tiny pud to it. Stalin didn’t lose any sleep over the 50-60 million eggs he broke to build the people’s utopia, and the Hussein regime won’t lose sleep over all of the eggs being broke for them in Iraq or the thousands of eggs they broke in the southwestern deserts. IT’S. ALL. INTENTIONAL.
    And DJ is either a short-bus-window-licking retard or he’s an evil, soulless marxist who should be put against a wall and shot. We can’t delude ourselves into believing there’s a third option anymore.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Y’Know Deej, I’d have thought that a guy who lives in a state where you can buy all of the legal weed you want, you would be much less crotchety, acidic and racist.

    What gives? (especially the last bit)

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    What gives? (especially the last bit)

    We’ve been telling deej what an idiot, asshole, liberal, liar, pissant, etc. that he is for years and he has adamantly maintained that we were wrong.

    Now that it’s all been proven true he’s in a bit of a tif.

    I’m sure the next time he dies as a means of cutting off debate in an argument he’s losing his demeanor will improve (as in absence).

  8. 8
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Hey, Snarl–I didn’t write DJ‘s rant! :em06:

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Now that I’ve read DJ‘s second rant, a few further remarks seem in order–necessitating a second post, since the editor remains busted.

    For people like you, there was no event prior to…

    People like whom? I’m saddled with an in/conveniently long memory My organized stuff dates back at least to 1961.

    We broke Iraq.

    OK, that part’s true. We broke & bought it. Obi-Wrong didn’t want it–& of course some believe he actually preferred the US fail there (& elsewhere). His actions indeed suggest contempt for the USA as it’s existed.

    Hell, for that matter, we broke the entire region with a needless war to somehow create a model democracy in an area that had not only ever seen one, but didn’t actually want one.

    Unlike those bloody Krauts & Japs, who really craved the notion. Actually the UN had been resolving against Iraq for its bad, wicked, naughty evil regarding certain weapons–which intelligence sources agreed on, & which some suspect Insane sent to his pal De Sade. One lesson I draw: Screw the UN, unless it’s clearly in one’s own interest to comply with their decrees.

    The United States invaded Iraq, killed an ungodly amount of people…

    As opposed to a “godly amount,” whatever that is.

    — turns out, watching one’s mother die in a US airstrike does not nurture moderation

    That’s why we couldn’t defeat those bloody Krauts & Japs. Ever noticed the high civilian death tolls in their countries?

    Add all that up and you have, as with the Taliban and al-Qaeda before, another instance of the United States arming a future foe and then creating the conditions necessary for them to thrive.

    Maybe the Talibastards/bandits captured some US weaponry, but they weren’t even there when the Soviets pulled out. And, with Bin-Slobberin’s billions, al-Qaieeeduhhhh never needed outside backing.

    So yes, we did what we’be always done — fucked the ever-loving daylights out of this mess.

    And that. my friends, is why we lost in Europe & the Pacific.

    But gee, look at it now. Exactly as it was predicted it would be.

    And maybe three countries will prove better than one. Wouldn’t be the first to break up in our generation(s).

    Like most people, I left here a long time ago.

    And never came back! :em05:

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    LC Xystus says:

    Hey, Snarl–I didn’t write DJ‘s rant!

    Sorry must have clicked the wrong post – no offense intended.

    Deej Says:

    We broke Iraq. Hell, for that matter, we broke the entire region with a needless war to somehow create a model democracy in an area that had not only ever seen one, but didn’t actually want one.

    I don’t know if you are just pontificating to hear yourself yammer endlessly – or – flat out lying to support your position.

    “broke the whole region” Is utter and complete hogwash – while Iraq maybe “broke” As I stated before – there was progress being made. Progress that your beloved community agitator halted and now has succeeded in a 180 degree reversal of that.

    As far the “region” being broke it’s nonsense – since 2003’s invasion, Stronger – not weaker bonds have been forged with more than one government in the region. Saudi, Kuwait, Jordan, Bahrain, and the UAE name a few.

    Sadly – Since taking office, Obama is viewed as feckless, untrustworthy and erratic in his policy by many players in the region, and he HAS done damage to long term standing security agreements with various governments. In short they don’t trust him, and with good reason.

    To note, every last one. Every last agreement entered into with various actors over here were made under the Bush Administration and for the most part have been successful – they are still in place but the American populous is clueless about such things as it certainly wouldn’t do to have to admit that some of what the former President and his Cabinet accomplished is in fact working.

    So kindly – stow the fallacy that Bush somehow “broke the entire region” he did not. To say otherwise is an outright distortion and absolute nonsense.

  11. 11
    Mark growls and barks:

    Hey, BJ, it sounds like time for your hot beef injection ala Obama. Or should that be Allah Obama, the jerkoff in chief.

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    LC R6 growls and barks:

    As an aside to management, I hope deej doesn’t still have the keys to the Imperial Liquor Cabinet. I, for one, don’t want my bourbon stolen by a petulant, angry, nasty child left unattended.

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    DJ’s defense is most stupid, my favorite was some tool on Foxnews yesterday during some panel or other.

    Apparently, it’s not Obama’s fault because he was elected so it’s America’s fault.

    I have to admit, I’m torn on that one.
    On the one hand, it was obviously his choice.

    On the other hand, the idiots who voted for him definitely deserve quite a bit of blame for not just electing him but re-electing him.

    So can we just blame the whole Left (including sycophants like DJ) and all the “undecideds” who just vote the way they’re told by Minitrue?

    That way we can all agree.

    I like to bring together when there’s a consensus.