Religion of Peace Piece

Damn, it’s a good thing our men and women are fighting and dying in Afghanistan, so the Afghanis have the freedom to do this:


Needless to say, this is not a video the White House wants you to see, so no telling how long it will be here. And as far as I am concerned, Islam will now forever be the religion of Piece. Goat, to be specific.


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    LC Gregory growls and barks:

    But remember the words of Ayatollah Khomeini – if a man has sex with a sheep, he must not then eat the sheep; he would then commit sin. Oy, vey.

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    nealinnevada growls and barks:

    I was praying through the whole “scene” that the drone was going to unleash on them. No such luck!

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Islam will now forever be the religion of Piece. Goat, to be specific.

    In all fairness, they also enjoy raping men, women, children, and corpses.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Before I get off my lazy arse and post something again, let me just add this: It’s not completely incomprehensible that they have this affinity towards farm animals. I mean, have you seen their women? There’s this saying about the barbarian swine where I come from, and it goes like this:

    “How do the sand rats procreate?”

    “They jerk off on the wall, then let the flies take care of the rest.”

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    Good point, Misha; it’s just like the Bill Clinton speech I always hoped to hear and never did, back during the Lewinsky controversy:

    “My fellow Americans,” he began with a sad drawl. “I come before you today to admit publicly to admit that I misled you, and to confess that I did have sexual relations with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. Hell, I banged her like a screen door in a Carolina hurricane, and all those other women you’ve been hearing about, too.”

    He looked up with the saddest puppy-dog eyes he could muster. “But look at what I’m married to, America,” he continued. “Wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you have done the same?”

    Granted, I’m sure time hasn’t exactly been friendly to Cankles, and I’m not saying that a burqa would make her look any better, but like they say in golf, you play that one where it lies…

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