Israel Firmly Rejects John F’n Kerry’s Israeli Surrender Proposal

…and the Dept of the New Ummah under Caliph al-Obama immediately cry like whipped little girls that their Botox-faced coward and traitor got dissed (as we said, a day of much hilarity).

The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure a cease-fire with Hamas, accusing some in Israel of launching a “misinformation campaign” against the top American diplomat.

And when your “top diplomat” is John “I got an owie from a splinter, so can I go home early from the war now so I can betray the ones who have to stay by slandering them as murderers and rapists now?” Kerry, then you’re in a truly sorry state as a nation. We mean, seriously, fuckface? Did you think that you could just show up for the war with a note from your mommy stating that you had your period, so could you please be excused from this whole physical aspect of being a soldier and sent home early? Oh, and P.S.: Could you please keep the pretty uniform and the shiny medals that you’d recommended yourself for?

But we digress…

The Israeli criticism was largely directed at the whole “proposal” mentioning not one single solitary demand from Ham-ass to be discussed at the “peace talks”, but DID mention a whole butcher’s list of demands from Israel, such as unilaterally opening her borders to murderous paleosimian terrorists, letting them keep their tunnels, paying for a seaport of their own on the Mediterranean etc. etc. etc. And who said crime doesn’t pay?

“It’s simply not the way partners and allies treat each other,” State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.

Clearly, you're supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That's what all the Kool Kidz do!

Clearly, you’re supposed to use cardboard and hashtags. That’s what all the Kool Kidz do!

And you’re right, Jen, you blathering buttskate. That’s not the way partners and allies treat each other. Perhaps you ought to think about that the next time before you deprive a poor American village of its idiot by sending him to the Middle East.

Kerry himself, in a speech to the Center for American Progress, noted the criticism but did not give ground.

“Make no mistake, when the people of Israel are rushing to bomb shelters, when innocent Israeli and Palestinian teenagers are abducted and murdered,

Oh do tell, Lurch. What about those paleswinian teenagers who were abducted and murdered. Do tell, fuckface, we’re ALL ears.

The coordinated pushback in Washington came amid growing U.S. frustration with Israel as Palestinian civilian casualties mount amid a sustained Israeli air and ground war in the Gaza Strip.

There’s no “U.S. frustration” at all. There’s a great deal of it in the White House, though, where it’s been reported that an inconsolable Caliph Harun al-Obama has locked himself in the bathroom and refuses to come out until he gets his binky back.

While the Obama administration maintains that it supports Israel’s right to defend itself against Hamas,

As long as nobody but Israelis get hurt, of course.

officials are increasingly worried about the civilian casualties in Gaza.

It would help greatly if Caliph al-Obama’s little friends in Ham-ass would quit hiding behind said civilians.

But you’ll hear none of that in the U.S. “media”, who are all too busy servicing the genitals of their lord and master in the White House.

Thatisall.

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When will these regime girls get it through their heads? If you’re going to post pictures of yourself, wear clothes that hide your fupa.

readerjp
readerjp

Sure, give Hamas a cease-fire. When they had one that they agreed upon, it didn’t stop the rockets or the attempted infiltrations. Five Soldiers Killed During Attempted Terrorist Infiltration Five soldiers were killed when Hamas terrorists breached the border from Gaza on Monday. A sixth soldier prevented abduction of a body. Israeli Aircraft Hit Home of Hamas Leader Haniyeh Israeli… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

“Make no mistake, when the people of Israel are rushing to bomb shelters, when innocent Israeli and Palestinian teenagers are abducted and murdered,” “at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages… Read more »

Veeshir
Veeshir

The funny part is that Obama and co are pissed off that Haaretz berated them.

Haaretz has been against Israeli “militarism” for a long time.

In other words, it’s almost like MSNBC being pissed off at Obama for being too far left.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

Eric Praline says: wear clothes that hide your fupa. Farting Under Pelicans Asses???? It was interesting watching the news from France this weekend. I’m a huge bike race fan and the Tour De France concluded in Paris on Sunday. It’s a three week race across France that draws tens of millions of fans from all over the civilized world who… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Something humorous, and commentary I know you’ll like. Pro-Palestinian Protest In Tel Aviv Broken Up By Hamas Rockets Throughout the world, throughout history, the #1 enemy of the leftist has always been reality. From one moment to the next, he twists and tweaks his entire worldview to avoid facing what’s right in front of him. He lives in an ever-shifting… Read more »

dasbow
dasbow

Library Czar says:

WOuld it be bad if I wished upon F’en Kerry a ROn Brown moment?

Only in that a lot of my Air Force brethren would perish, too.

This is war. While it sucks that civilians get killed it can’t always be avoided if you want to achieve your objective. Our nation once understood how to fight a war and win. That was back in the day when we nuked Japan, firebombed Tokyo, and leveled several cities in Europe. What no one is talking about though is the… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

Jaybear,

I stole that saying from Pam Geller so I can’t take credit for it other than to say it fits now more than it has in years.

irish19
irish19

Jerome @ #: Absolutely correct. The way to win a war, ugly as it is, is to kill enough of the enemy so that the survivors sue for peace and parents use the stories to frighten their children and grandchildren into good behavior. I’m not sure if we’ve forgotten or if we no longer have the stomach for it. I’m… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp

Since many of you are former military, perhaps you could explain to me why it is that Israeli soldiers have to enter the tunnels. Why can’t the Israelis blow them up or gas them?

LC R6
LC R6

Since many of you are former military, perhaps you could explain to me why it is that Israeli soldiers have to enter the tunnels. Why can’t the Israelis blow them up or gas them? If there are any tunnel rats lurking they’ll fill in more detail, but tunnels are more than straight lines that run from point A to point… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

One example of the Vietnam tunnels.

Lets not forget, tunnels are what fueled the mass casualty rate on Iwo. Without them the Japanese would have resorted to bonsai attacks, instead they kept falling back through the tunnels to other defensive positions. Disclaimer: i’m not military, I am a major history buff of the type that’s read history books for fun and my favorite history subjects are… Read more »

Virago
Virago

It seems the only bigotry that is openly and actively encouraged in this country is Anti-Semitism

Why is that?? :em03:

Found a good article to share

JULY 31, 2014 4:00 AM

How Many Children Will Die in Gaza?

Israel’s critics hold it responsible for the fate of those whom Hamas is using as human shields.
By Kevin D. Williamson

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/384174/how-many-children-will-die-gaza-kevin-d-williamson

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Jerome: Lets not forget, tunnels are what fueled the mass casualty rate on Iwo. Without them the Japanese would have resorted to bonsai attacks…. That would be “banzai attacks.” “Bonsai” refers to special dwarfed trees, & incidentally is the word you hear in the Japanese soundtrack of Monty Python & the Holy Grail when the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ demand,… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

irish19 says: Jerome @ #: Absolutely correct. The way to win a war, ugly as it is, is to kill enough of the enemy so that the survivors sue for peace and parents use the stories to frighten their children and grandchildren into good behavior. I’m not sure if we’ve forgotten or if we no longer have the stomach for… Read more »

Azygos
Azygos

U.N. condemns Israel, U.S. for not sharing Iron Dome with Hamas By Cheryl K. Chumley The Washington Times The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting.… Read more »

LC Xystus @ #:
My bad….lol :em05:

In the “if onlys” of life and history –

via the Swiftees revelations …

if only the boat had been closer to the rock in the bank when jean fraud fired the thumper grenade into it

PH # ? and ticket home thingee

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LCBren
LCBren

The United Nations slammed Israel for possibly committing war crimes in its fight against Hamas — and then backed that accusation by suggesting the Jewish nation ought to be sharing its Iron Dome defensive technology with the very terror group it’s fighting.

*GIGGLE*

*snort*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not Israels fauilt the splodeydopes are technologically stupid.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Rather like saying the Hamsters should give israel rockets so they can shoot them at Philistia.

readerjp
readerjp

Israel’s Netanyahu warns U.S.: Never ‘second guess me again’ on Hamas Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t mince words in a phone call with U.S. Ambassador to Israel Dan Shapiro on Friday. Netanyahu reportedly warned Shapiro that President Barack Obama and his administration was “not to ever second-guess me again,” according to sources that spoke on condition of anonymity with… Read more »

Misha and others:
I believe a full viewing and assessment of the ISIS slaughtering video on Youtube and on “The Grid” on PJMedia is essential. The epithets and savagery of centuries of sunni-shiite-wahabi. Evaluate for post or comment, please.
Also, Robert Spencer’s post today on “What the U.S. has to thank muslims for” is so sweet for the satire fan.

readerjp
readerjp

Dear Human Rights Activist, Leftist Liberal, Crying-for-the-poor-children, Israel-hating, Hamas-forgiving, marcher, celebrity, news anchor, journalist, writer, media star, politician, head of state. We have seen you marching along the streets of Europe, America, and the Middle East with your signs and kfirs and Palestinian flags. We have heard you screaming to whoever will listen that Jews and Israelis are murderers, war… Read more »

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

readerjp @ # 25: Brilliant. Tipping my hat to you for this one!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Greywolf125 @ # 24: Link it!

Clam:
Excuse me but –
No linker function here
L/U grid.pjmedia.com
head line …
As graphic as much on Liveleak.com etc – unknown as to “wheeze” close ups of muslim ritual killing

bruce
bruce

the only way to stop muzzies from attacking israel is to kill them all and let god sort them out”101st motto.”if john”live shot”kerry had to do what we did in the 101,he would have wet his pants and cried for his mother.there are no palestianians these bums are arabs just like the rest of the savages surronding israel.we should kill… Read more »

irish19
irish19

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. says: irish19 says: Jerome @ #: Absolutely correct. The way to win a war, ugly as it is, is to kill enough of the enemy so that the survivors sue for peace and parents use the stories to frighten their children and grandchildren into good behavior. I’m not sure if we’ve forgotten… Read more »