A Day of Much Hilarity

“Location, location, location!”

Very well, so this might not be quite what that quote is about but we couldn’t resist. So sue us. Regardless, the simian koranimals of Gaza seem to be having a wee bit of trouble with the concept (h/t readerjp, LC & GLOR):

TEL AVIV — The Gaza Strip’s main hospital and the third largest Palestinian refugee camp were both struck by failed rocket attacks launched by Gaza terrorists, the Israel Defense Forces told WND today.

Muhammed made an oopsie!

Several major media outlets immediately reported Israel was behind the strikes just outside the Al-Shifa hospital, based solely on Palestinian claims and before any official IDF reaction.

Did anybody actually expect anything else from Caliph al-Obama’s court propaganda ministry, formerly known as “the press?”

Excerpt from “the press’ stylebook”: 1) Report whatever the koranimal terrorist murderers claim as the gospel truth. 2) Maybe, maybe later post a correction on page 352. In 4 point typeface. But only if anybody catches the lie. 3) Profit!

Meanwhile, the rest of us can laugh and laugh and laugh at the simian terrorists being blown to smithereens by their own missiles. AND it saves the IDF some very expensive ammo!

Not that this means that you shouldn’t be sending them some pizza, because you really should. Exterminating pests in 100+ degrees is hungry and thirsty work, you know.

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(Note: At the time of writing, the PizzaIDF.org site seems to be having a bit of trouble. Hopefully this is due to enormous amounts of traffic from good people wanting to feed the heroes of the IDF truly ridiculous amounts of free pizza. Keep trying. We know we will!)

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July 29, 2014 00:33

3) Profit!

They need to update their stylebook, those twats haven’t seen a profit in years. They’ve been living off of the bank accounts of their prozi CEOs and regime cronyism.

AgTiger
AgTiger
July 29, 2014 06:27

Did a search, and found out PizzaIDF has a facebook page: LINK From that, I found this: Hey all, As you know our webpage is under massive attack. In the mean time we managed to setup a Facebook secure page where you can continue to send your love to the soldiers fighting to protect our land from the HAMAS terrorists.… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp
July 29, 2014 16:43

Here’s my tip for Netanyahu:

Gas every tunnel you find.

LC R6
LC R6
July 30, 2014 03:13

Completely off topic, but speaking of border endeavors, hoping some fellow Rotties can pass a tidbit of info my way. Due to incentives that are too incredible to pass up (regular paycheck) I’m forced to move from the Great State of Dallas to the lesser included state of El Paso, United States of Texas. I need to find suitable housing… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
July 31, 2014 11:48

TEL AVIV — The Gaza Strip’s main hospital and the third largest Palestinian refugee camp were both struck by failed rocket attacks launched by Gaza terrorists, the Israel Defense Forces told WND today. TEL AVIV — The Gaza Strip’s main hospital and the third largest Palestinian refugee camp were both struck by failed rocket attacks launched by Gaza terrorists, the… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
July 31, 2014 11:49
LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
July 31, 2014 11:52

I was trying to put up a link to an article where hamass complained about God changing the course of the missiles.
:em08:

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
July 31, 2014 19:43

LC hilljohnny says:

I was trying to put up a link to an article where hamass complained about God changing the course of the missiles.
:em05:

FIFY.