May You Live in Interesting Times

It would seem that we are, indeed.

So a passenger plane is shot down by some of Dear Leader’s haji friends (unless you live in an alternate universe where planes routinely cease to function at high altitude and promptly disappear from existence, in which case you might be a Prozi), Ear Leader jokes about it and all of the so-called “intelligent” pundits start wondering “could it be…?”

Yeah, it could. It is. And it has been for thirteen hundred years. Thank you for joining the party, Einstein. We’ve been waiting with bated breath for you to grace us with your presence, you massive intellects. So good of you to finally catch up after a millennium and a half. Truly, you are a credit to your species. It only took you that long to recognize that a cult that has been preaching your destruction since the day it was formed to finally realize that maybe, just maybe, they might be interested in your destruction?

Truly magnificent. If only we were half as smart as you.

But better nate than lever, right?

Now kindly go play in traffic, would you? Us grownups have things we need to do and, quite frankly, with your constant OCD licking of the windows, you’re only getting in the way.

Meanwhile, Israel is set to “invade” Gaza. This may be the first time in recorded history that moving into your own territory has been labeled an “invasion.” But, then again, English isn’t English anymore and, as we all know, words mean only what our Prozi masters in Washington tell us that they mean. While the alleged “opposition” party busies themselves licking off the Prozis’ taint sweat, praising the pungent aroma of it. So vote for them! Or you’re a traitor to the Republic and Ann Coulter will never write another column for you again!

Gaza? We’re glad you asked. Why bother “invading” it? Everything there that was worth owning has already been destroyed by the simian mooselimb animals that took it over after Israel, in yet another futile effort to appease both Hamas and Washington at the same time, moved out. All that’s there is a bunch of murderous monkeys sitting on a pile of feces. It’d be much more efficient to just gas the whole area, then cover it in gasoline, then set fire to it.

But not until Ear Leader sent a committee there to discuss, once again, the best way of getting Eretz Yisroel to slit her own throat so Ear Leader’s haji friends can have their way. Seeing those Washington Prozi motherfuckers choking on their own bile while their tongues turn blue would make his Imperial Majesty so happy he’d need three months at least to get down from the high.

Thatisall.

10 comments

  1. 1
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    AFAIK responsibility for the plane-killing hasn’t been fixed yet. Heard unclear speculation about Chechens, but even the US Navy has been known to shoot down an airliner by mistake before. And Pooty-Poot himself has been suspected of at least one false-flag operation in past years. I guess the next question could be Qui bono?

  2. 2
    readerjp growls and barks:

    Some things you should know about Operation Protective Edge:

    1. Those “genocidal” Israelis are still trucking in water and humanitarian supplies into Gaza.
    2. The Arabs are still trying as hard as they can to kill Jews; they’ve come by sea and they keep coming up from tunnels and sending suicide bombers.
    3. Gazans own rockets have cut their power supply – TWICE
    4. Rockets are coming in from Lebanon and Syria too.
    5. 103 terror sites have been taken out since 1 p.m. this afternoon.
    6. The U.N. was forced to apologize for accusing Israel of attacking children; you see, the UN school was a missile silo.
    7. The Israelis have been warning people to evacuate; by leaflets and by phone.
    8. Gazans are still entering Israel for humanitarian reasons – medical usually.
    9. Hamas is DELIBERATELY using women and children as human shields.
    10. Israel estimates that at least 2/3 of those killed were combatants.
    11. One Israeli soldier was killed and one civilian who volunteered to distribute food to the army have been killed. Lots of people have been sent to the hospital. Another soldier is deteriorating.
    12. Situation for Jews in Europe is perilous. For example, a mob trapped 200 Jews in a synagogue on Saturday and numerous Jews have been attacked. Mostly Muslim riots everywhere. In Western Europe, it’s like Germany 1939.
    13. Once again, the UN chief says that Israel should “do more to spare civilians.” Like calling and dropping leaflets isn’t enough? What else would you suggest. binky Moon?

  3. 3
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Pro Russian separatists are being blamed. Word is that they got their weapons from..who else..Putin.

    154 from Netherlands,27 Australians,23 Malaysians, 11 Indonesians,6 from Britain,4 Germans,4 Belgians,3 from the Philippines and 1 Canadian. They came from all walks of life, they were people we will remember forever, Amongst the dead is one name, Joep Lange , a shining light in medical research.

    I’d like to say someone will pay for this, but sadly I know they never will.

    Pray for the families, please.

    Sydney Catholic nun Sister Philomene Tiernan

    Pathologist Dr Roger Guard and his GP wife Jill

    27-year-old Melbourne University student Elaine Teoh,

    Victorian couple Albert and Marie Rizk

    Perth management consultant Nick Norris, who is believed to have been travelling with his three grandchildren.

    are amongst the identified bodies so far.

    In God’s hands.

  4. 4
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    I’ll also say this..I can see why this gets buried.

    No Americans died..so no one gives a fuck.

  5. 5
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Netherlands: 189

    Malaysia: 44

    Australia: 27

    • Indonesia: 12

    • UK: 9

    • Belgium: 4

    • Germany: 4

    • Philippines: 3

    • Canada: 1

    • New Zealand: 1

  6. 6
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    UPDATE

    Make that 28 Australians dead. The step grandmother of the Malaysian Prime Minister was also aboard.

  7. 7
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    UPDATE

    Make that 33 Australians dead.

  8. 8
    LC Grammar Czar, G.L.O.R. growls and barks:

    I’ll also say this..I can see why this gets buried.

    No Americans died..so no one gives a fuck.

    What are you talking about, Brendan? This has been all over the news..all over the internet. No one is burying it except for the Obama administration. People all over the internet are taking Putin to task over this.

  9. 9
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    What are you talking about, Brendan? This has been all over the news..all over the internet. No one is burying it except for the Obama administration. People all over the internet are taking Putin to task over this.

    Sorry, was a bitter moment over some comments elsewhere. Long story.

  10. 10
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    “No one is burying it except for the Obama administration.”

    That’s SOP for the pResident currently in the WH, leading from the sand trap.