Are You Fucking Shitting Me?
There are some real thin skinned pussies watching PMSNBC I guess. They need to be warned about a horribly offensive word, dare I say it… REDSKINS!!!! ohnoes!!!! eleventyplus!!!!
I am so sick of this thin skinned PC bullshit. Time to wet some liberal panties. They think redskins is offensive? Here ya go cuntmuffins.
Nigger, spic, wop, kike, hebe, abe, gator bait, apple, beaner, brownie, camel jockey, sand nigger, charlie, gook, slope, eye-tie, cheese eating surrender monkey, frog, papist, chonky, cholo, coolie, coon ass, cracker, curry muncher, dago, darkie, dink, dune coon, flip, fritz, kraut, fuzzy wuzzy, gaijin, golliwog, goyum, greaser, gringo, guizi, gueedo, halfbreed, squaw, honky, haole, hori, hun, hymie, injun, jap, jerry, jigaboo, pollock, jungle bunny, kaffir, limey, macaca, mick, napkin nigger, niglet, oreo, paddy, peckerwood, white trash, trailer trash, piker, pocho, pommy, porch monkey, prairie nigger, raghead, redneck, round eye, rosary rattler, sambo, sideways cooter, slant eye, spade, spearchucker, spook, squarehead, squinty, tar-baby, timber nigger, wet back, wigger, whitey, wog, zipperhead.
Did I miss anyone?
So to all the pussy assed little liberals who are scared of a fucking word and go totally apoplectic when someone speaks in non-approved manner, do ya wanna guess why I just offended you so much (Which I hope really hurt yer precious widdle feewings)?
BECAUSE I CAN! It’s called freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Regardless of what the speech or thought is, no matter how repugnant or “offensive”, you have no right to stifle it or outlaw it.
Ya wanna try? Bring yer A game bitch.
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Amen, brutha!
And I noticed that the mouthbreathing cunt-waffle on the show was very careful to “warn” everybody that the “offensive racial slur” was going to appear in the next segment.
Yay! Trigger warning! Thank Gaia! Or somebody might be traumatized by such micro-aggressive, cis-speciesist behavior!!!
You left out the Canucks (or cheeseheads if you want). Don’t want them to feel overlooked, eh?
kwongdzu says:
So noted. Damned Canadians.
Seemed pretty inclusive. I was laughing too hard to mark them off.
And that was perfection in it’s simplicity. BRAVO!
Sire, Kwongdzu (why are you not an LC?), brilliant.
Oh, jeeeez … you went and forgot the gay folk.
kwongdzu says:
He’s right. You wouldn’t want to make the nancies, dykes, trannies, and various & sundry other sexual deviants feel left out, would you? Cuz #NOH8!
Laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my cheeks, then it hit me, I have not heard these in common usage since the early 70’s, heck, they would even spout them on TV on occasion. This liberal PC madness has to end soon or no one will be able to speak their mind, ever.
Excellent job! I felt the force tremble as if a million prog voices all cried out at once and the went silent as if a clue by four had been delivered to the place their should have been. Plus, I gotta go look some of those up.
Ya wanna try? Bring yer A game
bitchfaggotYou missed the one that’s right up there with nigger right now.
Some more to add to the list: Johnny Bull, bohawk (or bohunk), ragheads, lugans (lithuanians)
Stop it Crunch! I’m dyin here!!!
Damn good thing I didn’t put on any mascara before reading that…….come to think of it, do I even have any mascara??
Once again, just as the Ogabe administration has used the IRS as a tool to stifle conservative speech the Ogabe administration has used government to punish private business because he disagrees with them. This is outrageous and unprecedented in American culture. Though hardly surprising as Ogabe is not an American and was not raised with American values. If those in congress can’t find their spine with MRI’s and a PET scan those of us who remain American may have to take up arms and remove these antiAmerican bureaucrats with force.
Given how niggardly, black hole, master / slave settings (ironic domain name, there), and even peanut butter and jelly sandwich already give liberaleftistyrants a terminal case of the vapors, this list would have the same effect on them as funneling a 64-ounce plutonium/botulism/anthrax/sugar soft drink down their throats.
Hey crunchie, you left out the friendly insults from our very own backgrounds! “Jarhead, Pounder, Wing Wiper, Squid, Bubble Head (my Son), Coastal Wader!”
Only considered insults in outside company but watch the PC heads swoon when they hear us!
Fuck all these fudge packing faggot ass welfare queen halfbreed spicarican hymie ass hook nose polock shanty Irish ass wetback kraut frog ass motherfuckers.
Damn, that was quite therapeutic.
our local liberal propaganda rag, the Seattle Times, has decreed that they will no longer use the word Redskins in their sports coverage….
like a west coast third rate newspaper not using Redskins in their coverage will matter, but I’m sure the progs that run that rag feeeeeeel like they’ve done something monumental.
the redskins should change their name to red savages because that’s what the fuck
they were. as for pc bull shit i never cared about it and well say what i want when i want. call me names i don’t care as you well know try any thing else like assualt and i will kill. 
Old Dog, those are terms of endearment and will NEVER belong on Crunchies compendium.
Personally, I can’t think of anything more derogatory than being called Belgian.
Now I invite you to play “shoot the pouf.”
left out damnyankee, breed, bog trotter, and liberal.
Okay, folks, here you go: one of the best damn cavalry charges ever filmed: the Australian 4th Lighthorsemen versus the Turks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yuZ4vowQJc
(Turn up the bass)
You also missed “chin” and well, anything referring to the French…
I’m late to the party, but once I stopped laughing I thought you forgot wops, carpetbaggers. fairies and Hershey Hiway travelers. I’m sure I’ll think of a few others
If I weren’t a Dallas fan I’d go find some Redskins stuff and wear it just to watch a liberal’s head explode.
Oh and I really need a dictionary. I think I only recognized about a quarter of the terms.
Don’t forget: Towel head, carpet muncher, sword swallower, clit raider, shrub scout, anal assassin, knob jockey, rump ranger, chink, and, dot head.
Saw this earlier today, “Hire an attorney. You’re a victim of racism.” http://everythingisracism.com/
And last, my neighbor has been proudly flying his Redskins flag in his front yard, on his 20 foot tall flagpole for the last few months. It’s up there flapping in the breeze right underneath Old Glory, I’m the president of our HOA, and so far we had a whopping 0 (zero) complaints about it. Either It doesn’t offend any of our residents, they don’t know what it is, or they just don’t give a shit. We have 178 home in our community and there are 4 or 5 tall flagpoles, all flying our national flag. Besides the Redskins flag, there is also a Gadsden flag and a USMC flag flying. I estimate about 25% of the homes have a US flag on display.
Hey! Aren’t those all proper nouns needing capitalization?!
You forgot my favorite feminazi term Cunt Bumper which flies through disgust comment filters as “kunt bumper” and usually produces a fury of spews from those very prickless wonders.
And queer, rope sucker, pole sitters, wide receivers and tight ends (depending on what stage of their career they’re in). Let’s not leave out the little ones with nigglets.
and even the liberally bent wikipenis got in on the act with this.
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret says:
LC R6 says:
I got it. Check again.
Boy, ask and ye shall receive.
So far to date here are your contributions, minus the ones that I did reference in the original and y’all were laughing too hard to catch (I guess.)
Canucks
nancies, dykes, trannies
faggot
Johnny Bull, bohawk (or bohunk), lugans (lithuanians)
fudge packing faggot ass welfare queen spicarican hymie ass hook nose polock shanty Irish ass
damnyankee, breed, bog trotter, and liberal
carpetbaggers. fairies and Hershey Highway travelers.
Towel head, carpet muncher, sword swallower, clit raider, shrub scout, anal assassin, knob jockey, rump ranger, and, dot head.
Cunt Bumper (Love that one!)
queer, rope sucker, pole sitters, wide receivers and tight ends
Keep ’em coming. Let’s see how many “protected classes” we can offend and how many lib heads we can make ehtplode.
Yeah, but typical dumb grunt ya spelled it wrong.
LC R6 says:
It’s a colloquial spelling. I’ll notify Merriam Webster.
resident Civil War obsessive chiming in here:
Darky
Secesh
Bluff (cheater)
Bugger (officer)
Copperhead
Fancy Girl (hooker)
Gal-boy
Goober Grabbers (slang for Georgia troops)
Grey Backs
Lil’ Coot (slang for yankee soldiers)
Web feet
Johnny Yank
Billy Reb
They’re offended at “Redskins?” Pshaw. Here in Alhambra, California, our local high school’ s team name is the Moors. Mention anywhere in town that the Moors were the original Islamic terrorists, and you can actually see the heads explode at chain-reaction levels.
I’m at least as offended at the team name as any Indian (casino, not call center) could possibly be about the use of “Redskins.” Until the high school changes its team name, anyone who wants to whine about the Redskins can stick that in their peace pipes and smoke it.
Terrapod says:
That’s the idea.
And thanks for the vocabulary lesson. Learned some new words I did.
This leaves the team without a name they can copyright. Given the team’s location, I suggest the Washington Foreskins.
Terrapod says:
Not when you hear them in a Bar, I can guarantee it. Also if used by any outsider as defamatory the entire Bar then empties on their heads!
LC SecondMouse says:
I think “The Washington Tampons” would be a better and more descriptive name for them, since they are only good for one period and have no second string.
You can add these to the list: Jerry, Mackerel Snapper, Yid, Muzzie, Chuc (short for Pachuco), Bible Thumper, Christ Killer, Roller, Pole Smoker, Butch, Nip.
I guess George Carlin was wrong: Redskins is the ONLY word that you can’t say on TV.
After long perusal, it appears you all skipped right over damnyankee.
VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:
AH HA! Time for the “Where In The South Were You Born” standard quiz. It is usually accurate to within a hundred miles or so!
Q: How old were you when you learned that damnyankee was in fact Two Words?
Unless I missed it, I do believe that ya’ll left out Skank.
Why don’t they say they mean “potatoes.” Will they get offended? I don’t think so.
You guys hear about the camel jockey who pulled an eleven-pound booger out of his nose?
…
His head collapsed before he could eat it.
My 1st boss in the steel mill in 1975 called me a Cunt Lapper. I took it under consideration.
Oh, and its all about the children!………………….Raisinets………
It wouldn’t be considerate to leave out fat people, skinny people, old people, or disabled people. Geezer, old fart, gimp, blimp, beanpole ….
Well, they are changing the name of the Redskins.
Due to all the embarrassment, the team will now be known as the Maryland Redskins.
And DC can go pound sand.
The obvious solution to this (in my mind) is – Disband the team. The owners should pick up their football, tell the Obama administration and his patent office …. “fuckyouverymuch” and go home. Obviously, because there is so much money at play – it’ll never happen, but it should be on the table for the owners. Even the threat of it would start a shit storm of epic proportions.
Then let the politicians and the NFL feel the heat – they made this a PC fucking mess – now let them deal with the wrath of a million plus utterly pissed off screaming Redskins Fans across the nation at the polls.
Better yet, let them deal with the fall out from the “local fan base”. Lay it right at the feet of the Democrats and sit back and watch the resulting blood bath.
Remember here, the Redskins are the only NFL game in town for a very large section of the East Coast – Delaware, Maryland, DC and VA and even Northern NC (the Panthers were an expansion team of the last 12 years or so, thus the ‘skins still have a rather rabid following in the northern part of the state). I spent a quarter of my life in the area trust me – “rabid fan base” is a understatement and it would be extremely entertaining to watch the fireworks on this one.
As to Crunchies list….spoken as only a true Marine could… LOL
BITOA @ #:
You mean the rugrats and anklebiters?
What the hell are you talking about?
LC Old Dog @ #:
Damnyankee is two words? Whoddathunkit !
lc purple raider @ #:
More appropo as their stadium is no longer in the District but in Landover, MD.
You all are in violation of correct Party Newspeak protocols. You will report enmass to your Commissar
to be scheduled for proper orientation counseling. Remember to be properly contrite, and bring a shovel.
I don’t think I saw one of my favorites….Dune Coon!!
JakeTheSnake says:
Uh, look again Jake.
LC Old Dog says:
It’s two words?
ooooopsie!!! My apologies!!
Lessee: spudfucker, whitebread, Wonderbread, Hunky, RAD, welfare queen, wide load, squatty-body, spaz, Senator, Spargel-Tarzan , flatlander, flatearther, mouthbreather, crackbaby, cheesehead(refering to the Dutch), bubba, Gyrene, Zoomie, Dogface, leg.
And it’s spelled polack, Crunch, ya dumb Mareeen!! (the sound of shit hitting a fan.) “Pollock” is what fishsticks are made of.
Uuhh–what’s a “Spargel-Tarzan?” Literally something to do with asparagus?
Yes. “Asparagus-Tarzan” is a derogatory term for a skinny person. Here’s a couple more military terms: MudPuppy(MP), Wind-dummy(Airborne), Dope on a Rope(Air Assault), REMF, Pogue, Chairborne Ranger.
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent says:
Forgetting the Baltimore Ravens?
(Still pisses me off, they were supposed to be the Richmond Ravens but the city didn’t want to pony up the plots of STILL EMPTY land, and necessary tax breaks, for the stadium)
Draven, if they were an actual economic benefit to wherever a pro team played, they would not need tax breaks nor have the residents taxes raised to build their stadium. Sorry, I despise corporate welfare as much as any other welfare. I agree that they should close up shop and then post the names, adresses and pictures of the jackwagons who stripped their copyrights. Say ” won’t play till they are gone, one way or another.” See how long it takes for copyrights to be reinstated…
Uh, I don’t want to be Captain Obvious, but aren’t ravens … black?
This Browns fan sure remembers the Raisins.
That reminds me of something to do on my bucket list, piss on Art Modell’s grave.
Draven32 @ #:63
Yep – I did. Sorry.
My hatred of the rat birds and wishing they would all die in a fiery plane crash must have colored my opinion…