Are You Fucking Shitting Me?

There are some real thin skinned pussies watching PMSNBC I guess. They need to be warned about a horribly offensive word, dare I say it… REDSKINS!!!! ohnoes!!!! eleventyplus!!!!

[youtube]http://youtu.be/qUt2YTVrxRc[/youtube]

I am so sick of this thin skinned PC bullshit. Time to wet some liberal panties. They think redskins is offensive? Here ya go cuntmuffins.

Nigger, spic, wop, kike, hebe, abe, gator bait, apple, beaner, brownie, camel jockey, sand nigger, charlie, gook, slope, eye-tie, cheese eating surrender monkey, frog, papist, chonky, cholo, coolie, coon ass, cracker, curry muncher, dago, darkie, dink, dune coon, flip, fritz, kraut, fuzzy wuzzy, gaijin, golliwog, goyum, greaser, gringo, guizi, gueedo, halfbreed, squaw, honky, haole, hori, hun, hymie, injun, jap, jerry, jigaboo, pollock, jungle bunny, kaffir, limey, macaca, mick, napkin nigger, niglet, oreo, paddy, peckerwood, white trash, trailer trash, piker, pocho, pommy, porch monkey, prairie nigger, raghead, redneck, round eye, rosary rattler, sambo, sideways cooter, slant eye, spade, spearchucker, spook, squarehead, squinty, tar-baby, timber nigger, wet back, wigger, whitey, wog, zipperhead.

Did I miss anyone?

So to all the pussy assed little liberals who are scared of a fucking word and go totally apoplectic when someone speaks in non-approved manner, do ya wanna guess why I just offended you so much (Which I hope really hurt yer precious widdle feewings)?

BECAUSE I CAN! It’s called freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Regardless of what the speech or thought is, no matter how repugnant or “offensive”, you have no right to stifle it or outlaw it.

Ya wanna try? Bring yer A game bitch.

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Emperor Misha I
Emperor Misha I

Amen, brutha!

And I noticed that the mouthbreathing cunt-waffle on the show was very careful to “warn” everybody that the “offensive racial slur” was going to appear in the next segment.

Yay! Trigger warning! Thank Gaia! Or somebody might be traumatized by such micro-aggressive, cis-speciesist behavior!!!

kwongdzu
kwongdzu

You left out the Canucks (or cheeseheads if you want). Don’t want them to feel overlooked, eh?

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Did I miss anyone? Seemed pretty inclusive. I was laughing too hard to mark them off. BECAUSE I CAN! It’s called freedom of speech and freedom of thought. Regardless of what the speech or thought is, no matter how repugnant or “offensive”, you have no right to stifle it or outlaw it. And that was perfection in it’s simplicity. BRAVO!… Read more »

kwongdzu
kwongdzu

Oh, jeeeez … you went and forgot the gay folk.

kwongdzu says:

Oh, jeeeez … you went and forgot the gay folk.

He’s right. You wouldn’t want to make the nancies, dykes, trannies, and various & sundry other sexual deviants feel left out, would you? Cuz #NOH8!

Terrapod
Terrapod

Laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my cheeks, then it hit me, I have not heard these in common usage since the early 70’s, heck, they would even spout them on TV on occasion. This liberal PC madness has to end soon or no one will be able to speak their mind, ever.

Bones
Bones

Excellent job! I felt the force tremble as if a million prog voices all cried out at once and the went silent as if a clue by four had been delivered to the place their should have been. Plus, I gotta go look some of those up.

single stack
single stack

Ya wanna try? Bring yer A game bitch faggot

You missed the one that’s right up there with nigger right now.

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

Some more to add to the list: Johnny Bull, bohawk (or bohunk), ragheads, lugans (lithuanians)

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Stop it Crunch! I’m dyin here!!! :em05: :em05: :em05:

Damn good thing I didn’t put on any mascara before reading that…….come to think of it, do I even have any mascara??

Azygos
Azygos

Once again, just as the Ogabe administration has used the IRS as a tool to stifle conservative speech the Ogabe administration has used government to punish private business because he disagrees with them. This is outrageous and unprecedented in American culture. Though hardly surprising as Ogabe is not an American and was not raised with American values. If those in… Read more »

Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead

Given how niggardly, black hole, master / slave settings (ironic domain name, there), and even peanut butter and jelly sandwich already give liberaleftistyrants a terminal case of the vapors, this list would have the same effect on them as funneling a 64-ounce plutonium/botulism/anthrax/sugar soft drink down their throats.
:em08: :em06:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Hey crunchie, you left out the friendly insults from our very own backgrounds! “Jarhead, Pounder, Wing Wiper, Squid, Bubble Head (my Son), Coastal Wader!”

Only considered insults in outside company but watch the PC heads swoon when they hear us!

watchyerlane
watchyerlane

Fuck all these fudge packing faggot ass welfare queen halfbreed spicarican hymie ass hook nose polock shanty Irish ass wetback kraut frog ass motherfuckers.
Damn, that was quite therapeutic.

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

our local liberal propaganda rag, the Seattle Times, has decreed that they will no longer use the word Redskins in their sports coverage….

like a west coast third rate newspaper not using Redskins in their coverage will matter, but I’m sure the progs that run that rag feeeeeeel like they’ve done something monumental.

nealinnevada
nealinnevada

:em06: Please, KEEP EM COMIN’!

bruce
bruce

the redskins should change their name to red savages because that’s what the fuck :em05: they were. as for pc bull shit i never cared about it and well say what i want when i want. call me names i don’t care as you well know try any thing else like assualt and i will kill. :em05:

Terrapod
Terrapod

Old Dog, those are terms of endearment and will NEVER belong on Crunchies compendium. :em01:

Personally, I can’t think of anything more derogatory than being called Belgian.
Now I invite you to play “shoot the pouf.”

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny

left out damnyankee, breed, bog trotter, and liberal.

Tallulah
Tallulah

Okay, folks, here you go: one of the best damn cavalry charges ever filmed: the Australian 4th Lighthorsemen versus the Turks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yuZ4vowQJc

(Turn up the bass)

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret

You also missed “chin” and well, anything referring to the French…

VAconservative
VAconservative

I’m late to the party, but once I stopped laughing I thought you forgot wops, carpetbaggers. fairies and Hershey Hiway travelers. I’m sure I’ll think of a few others

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter

If I weren’t a Dallas fan I’d go find some Redskins stuff and wear it just to watch a liberal’s head explode.

L.O.R. Ankle biter
L.O.R. Ankle biter

Oh and I really need a dictionary. I think I only recognized about a quarter of the terms.

DaToad
DaToad

Don’t forget: Towel head, carpet muncher, sword swallower, clit raider, shrub scout, anal assassin, knob jockey, rump ranger, chink, and, dot head. Saw this earlier today, “Hire an attorney. You’re a victim of racism.” http://everythingisracism.com/ And last, my neighbor has been proudly flying his Redskins flag in his front yard, on his 20 foot tall flagpole for the last few… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Hey! Aren’t those all proper nouns needing capitalization?! You forgot my favorite feminazi term Cunt Bumper which flies through disgust comment filters as “kunt bumper” and usually produces a fury of spews from those very prickless wonders. And queer, rope sucker, pole sitters, wide receivers and tight ends (depending on what stage of their career they’re in). Let’s not leave… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Yeah, but typical dumb grunt ya spelled it wrong.
:em07:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

resident Civil War obsessive chiming in here:

Darky
Secesh
Bluff (cheater)
Bugger (officer)
Copperhead
Fancy Girl (hooker)
Gal-boy
Goober Grabbers (slang for Georgia troops)
Grey Backs
Lil’ Coot (slang for yankee soldiers)
Web feet
Johnny Yank
Billy Reb

Qoheleth
Qoheleth

They’re offended at “Redskins?” Pshaw. Here in Alhambra, California, our local high school’ s team name is the Moors. Mention anywhere in town that the Moors were the original Islamic terrorists, and you can actually see the heads explode at chain-reaction levels. I’m at least as offended at the team name as any Indian (casino, not call center) could possibly… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Terrapod says: Laughing so hard I have tears streaming down my cheeks, then it hit me, I have not heard these in common usage since the early 70?s, heck, they would even spout them on TV on occasion. This liberal PC madness has to end soon or no one will be able to speak their mind, ever. That’s the idea.… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

This leaves the team without a name they can copyright. Given the team’s location, I suggest the Washington Foreskins.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

Terrapod says:

Old Dog, those are terms of endearment and will NEVER belong on Crunchies compendium.

Not when you hear them in a Bar, I can guarantee it. Also if used by any outsider as defamatory the entire Bar then empties on their heads! :em06:

DaToad
DaToad

LC SecondMouse says: This leaves the team without a name they can copyright. Given the team’s location, I suggest the Washington Foreskins. I think “The Washington Tampons” would be a better and more descriptive name for them, since they are only good for one period and have no second string. You can add these to the list: Jerry, Mackerel Snapper,… Read more »

Physics Geek
Physics Geek

I guess George Carlin was wrong: Redskins is the ONLY word that you can’t say on TV.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

After long perusal, it appears you all skipped right over damnyankee.

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

After long perusal, it appears you all skipped right over damnyankee.

AH HA! Time for the “Where In The South Were You Born” standard quiz. It is usually accurate to within a hundred miles or so!

Q: How old were you when you learned that damnyankee was in fact Two Words?

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

Unless I missed it, I do believe that ya’ll left out Skank. :em05:

readerjp
readerjp

Why don’t they say they mean “potatoes.” Will they get offended? I don’t think so.

Tallulah
Tallulah

You guys hear about the camel jockey who pulled an eleven-pound booger out of his nose?

His head collapsed before he could eat it. :em05: :em05: :em05:

BITOA
BITOA

My 1st boss in the steel mill in 1975 called me a Cunt Lapper. I took it under consideration. :em03:

BITOA
BITOA

Oh, and its all about the children!………………….Raisinets……… :em06:

kwongdzu
kwongdzu

It wouldn’t be considerate to leave out fat people, skinny people, old people, or disabled people. Geezer, old fart, gimp, blimp, beanpole ….

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Well, they are changing the name of the Redskins.

Due to all the embarrassment, the team will now be known as the Maryland Redskins.

And DC can go pound sand.

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

The obvious solution to this (in my mind) is – Disband the team. The owners should pick up their football, tell the Obama administration and his patent office …. “fuckyouverymuch” and go home. Obviously, because there is so much money at play – it’ll never happen, but it should be on the table for the owners. Even the threat of… Read more »

kwongdzu
kwongdzu

BITOA @ #:

You mean the rugrats and anklebiters?

LC R6
LC R6

Q: How old were you when you learned that damnyankee was in fact Two Words?

What the hell are you talking about?

VAconservative
VAconservative

LC Old Dog @ #:

Damnyankee is two words? Whoddathunkit !

VAconservative
VAconservative

lc purple raider @ #:

More appropo as their stadium is no longer in the District but in Landover, MD.

LC PrimEviL
LC PrimEviL

You all are in violation of correct Party Newspeak protocols. You will report enmass to your Commissar
to be scheduled for proper orientation counseling. Remember to be properly contrite, and bring a shovel.

JakeTheSnake
JakeTheSnake

I don’t think I saw one of my favorites….Dune Coon!!

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC Old Dog says:

Q: How old were you when you learned that damnyankee was in fact Two Words?

It’s two words?

JakeTheSnake
JakeTheSnake

ooooopsie!!! My apologies!!

Special Ed
Special Ed

Lessee: spudfucker, whitebread, Wonderbread, Hunky, RAD, welfare queen, wide load, squatty-body, spaz, Senator, Spargel-Tarzan , flatlander, flatearther, mouthbreather, crackbaby, cheesehead(refering to the Dutch), bubba, Gyrene, Zoomie, Dogface, leg.
And it’s spelled polack, Crunch, ya dumb Mareeen!! (the sound of shit hitting a fan.) “Pollock” is what fishsticks are made of.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Uuhh–what’s a “Spargel-Tarzan?” Literally something to do with asparagus?

Special Ed
Special Ed

Yes. “Asparagus-Tarzan” is a derogatory term for a skinny person. Here’s a couple more military terms: MudPuppy(MP), Wind-dummy(Airborne), Dope on a Rope(Air Assault), REMF, Pogue, Chairborne Ranger.

Draven32
Draven32

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent says: The obvious solution to this (in my mind) is – Disband the team. The owners should pick up their football, tell the Obama administration and his patent office …. “fuckyouverymuch” and go home. Obviously, because there is so much money at play – it’ll never happen, but it should be on the… Read more »

Bones
Bones

Draven, if they were an actual economic benefit to wherever a pro team played, they would not need tax breaks nor have the residents taxes raised to build their stadium. Sorry, I despise corporate welfare as much as any other welfare. I agree that they should close up shop and then post the names, adresses and pictures of the jackwagons… Read more »

Special Ed
Special Ed

Uh, I don’t want to be Captain Obvious, but aren’t ravens … black?

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Forgetting the Baltimore Ravens?

This Browns fan sure remembers the Raisins.

That reminds me of something to do on my bucket list, piss on Art Modell’s grave.

LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent
LC IB CiSSnarl5.7 Imperial Foreign War Correspondent

Draven32 @ #:63

Yep – I did. Sorry.

My hatred of the rat birds and wishing they would all die in a fiery plane crash must have colored my opinion… :em05: