“The Dog Ate My Emails”

Oh yes, now pull the other one.

Lois Lerner, the she-wolf of the Waffen-IRS, the one who carefully orchestrated, at the behest of her lord and master, Barack the Jugeared, the deliberate and targeted persecution of conservative organizations trying to upset Barackovich’s reelection, appears to have “lost” all of the emails that would prove her and her master’s guilt.

Mind you, only those emails. Not all of the IRS’ emails, just hers. They all perished in a tragic canoeing incident, apparently, or, as the fascist regime in Washington puts it: “a horrid computer crash.” Because obviously no backups are created in a useless bureaucracy having a stationary budget larger than most countries’ GDP. No backup drives, servers, ISP logs, no nothing.

Yet the same fascist regime’s NSA knows exactly every little thing you have ever mailed or said, and there is no way that data could ever be abused or lost. Nosirree. We believe you. Completely.

At least we have the comfort of knowing that that same “government” is now in charge of your healthcare. Thanks to both the Democrat Socialist Party and the GOP, the latter having only resisted as far as voting against it when they knew it would pass anyway, having not lifted a finger to aggressively repeal it ever since.

But you still have to vote for them or you’re a traitor to the conservative cause, don’t you know?

It would be laughable if it weren’t so tragic, AND if there weren’t so many otherwise intelligent people still buying it. We swear, we haven’t seen such rampant idiocy, complacency and willingness to accept the yoke of tyranny in our entire life. And coming from somebody who used to be a Europeon, that’s saying something.

In matter of fact, this country ought to draft a letter of apology to the British crown for that whole misunderstood temper tantrum of 1776 and ask to be accepted back into the British Raj under the same terms that existed then.

It would be a HUGE improvement over what we have NOW.

As a matter of fact, if the lobsterbacks invaded NOW, they’d be greeted as liberators.

Stick in your craw? Read the Declaration of Independence again. The list of grievances in there reads like a PTA grumbling about school lunches going up by a nickel compared to what “the home of the brave” accepts sheepishly on a daily basis from our overlords in the swamps of D.C. today.

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But we’re sure that this latest in the long row of insults from Barackus Clusterfuckius will be met with the usual: Nothing. Oh sure, the GOP will launch yet another “investigation” or form another “committee”, designed carefully to upset the apple cart not at all while their motormouthed henchmen among the chatterati will call for calm and order in the name of “letting the system work.”

“My computer crashed.”

Why don’t YOU try that the next time you’re behind in filing your voluntary declaration of servitude, aka your 1040, and you find yourself falling behind?

We’re sure that our fascist overlords will be EVER so receptive to your explanation.

Thatisall.