“The Dog Ate My Emails”

Oh yes, now pull the other one.

Lois Lerner, the she-wolf of the Waffen-IRS, the one who carefully orchestrated, at the behest of her lord and master, Barack the Jugeared, the deliberate and targeted persecution of conservative organizations trying to upset Barackovich’s reelection, appears to have “lost” all of the emails that would prove her and her master’s guilt.

Mind you, only those emails. Not all of the IRS’ emails, just hers. They all perished in a tragic canoeing incident, apparently, or, as the fascist regime in Washington puts it: “a horrid computer crash.” Because obviously no backups are created in a useless bureaucracy having a stationary budget larger than most countries’ GDP. No backup drives, servers, ISP logs, no nothing.

Yet the same fascist regime’s NSA knows exactly every little thing you have ever mailed or said, and there is no way that data could ever be abused or lost. Nosirree. We believe you. Completely.

At least we have the comfort of knowing that that same “government” is now in charge of your healthcare. Thanks to both the Democrat Socialist Party and the GOP, the latter having only resisted as far as voting against it when they knew it would pass anyway, having not lifted a finger to aggressively repeal it ever since.

But you still have to vote for them or you’re a traitor to the conservative cause, don’t you know?

It would be laughable if it weren’t so tragic, AND if there weren’t so many otherwise intelligent people still buying it. We swear, we haven’t seen such rampant idiocy, complacency and willingness to accept the yoke of tyranny in our entire life. And coming from somebody who used to be a Europeon, that’s saying something.

In matter of fact, this country ought to draft a letter of apology to the British crown for that whole misunderstood temper tantrum of 1776 and ask to be accepted back into the British Raj under the same terms that existed then.

It would be a HUGE improvement over what we have NOW.

As a matter of fact, if the lobsterbacks invaded NOW, they’d be greeted as liberators.

Stick in your craw? Read the Declaration of Independence again. The list of grievances in there reads like a PTA grumbling about school lunches going up by a nickel compared to what “the home of the brave” accepts sheepishly on a daily basis from our overlords in the swamps of D.C. today.

If Old King George had learned that his officers were trying to get away with what we’re letting D.C. get away with today, he’d probably have picked up a musket and joined the Founding Fathers as well.

But we’re sure that this latest in the long row of insults from Barackus Clusterfuckius will be met with the usual: Nothing. Oh sure, the GOP will launch yet another “investigation” or form another “committee”, designed carefully to upset the apple cart not at all while their motormouthed henchmen among the chatterati will call for calm and order in the name of “letting the system work.”

“My computer crashed.”

Why don’t YOU try that the next time you’re behind in filing your voluntary declaration of servitude, aka your 1040, and you find yourself falling behind?

We’re sure that our fascist overlords will be EVER so receptive to your explanation.

Thatisall.

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lc purple raider
lc purple raider

This regime is almost as bad as LBJ, and Obama is gaining on him.

From what I understand there is a law that requires offsite automatic backup of all that to keep this type of thing from happening. Even if there isn’t, since the NSA is paying such close attention to the comings and goings on the Web they should have copies of all of them. What puts the giant BS stamp on this… Read more »

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

lc purple raider @ #:

This regime is almost as bad as LBJ, and Obama is gaining on him.

LBJ wasn’t an outright America hating traitor.

VAconservative
VAconservative

Even in Moskva they would call that sovsem govno.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R

lc purple raider says:

This regime is almost as bad as LBJ, and Obama is gaining on him.

LBJ is an amateur compared to that assnugget in DC today. At least he had Lady Bird to keep some class in the WH. Unlike that cheeseburger gulping Moochelle.

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

It’s not just her emails that are….. gone. So are the Census Office and Commerce Dept. emails.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R. @ #: It’s not just her emails that are….. gone. So are the Census Office and Commerce Dept. emails. Did someone unleash a pack of rogue Bulk Erasers? Did a massive EMP go off over DC and fry all the systems? That’s about the only way they could lose all that data.… Read more »

LC Xealot
LC Xealot

The issue here is less that they tried to get away with tyrannical action — that is par for the course with the Left — but rather that the majority of the American public doesn’t seem to give a shit. Is it possible the Progressives have more correctly assessed the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the American populace than we… Read more »

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.

LC Xealot says:

Is it possible the Progressives have more correctly assessed the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the American populace than we have?

I believe they were instrumental in establishing their lack of intelligence.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

I think more people are paying attention then the Obama Propaganda Ministry would care to let on. The problem is a lack of a large antagonistic media. 100 years ago you hade newspapers covering the entire spectrum. Now, we have the “We love Obama!” chorus. It’s going to take a lot for them to climb out from Obama’s desk, wipe… Read more »

LC SecondMouse
LC SecondMouse

This certainly is a very bold lie, and it looks like they may just get away with it, if the recent past is any indication of the near future. I actually hope they do. Between this outright lawlessness and the epic disaster that ObamaCare is and will become once the IRS starts chasing people who don’t sign up, the future… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

“My computer crashed.”

Why don’t YOU try that the next time you’re behind in filing your voluntary declaration of servitude, aka your 1040, and you find yourself falling behind?

Mmm hmm. Try it and see how far you get.

Quick question: What happens if 40 million people go in to their employer’s HR department, file new W-4s, claiming married and 9 exemptions, then, next April 15th, refuse to file a tax return?

Just curious, is all.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

LC SecondMouse says: The federal government is a cancer on the body of America, and one way to kill a cancer is to starve it. Retired Spook says: Quick question: What happens if 40 million people go in to their employer’s HR department, file new W-4s, claiming married and 9 exemptions, then, next April 15th, refuse to file a tax… Read more »