Watching the Republic Die

You know, there comes a point when you have to start wondering…

There are historians, and His Imperial Majesty sees their point, who claim that the Emperor Caligula wasn’t so much insane as he was putting on a giant Performance Art Masterpiece. You know, along the lines of “seriously, those stuffed togas in the Senate won’t let me get away with this, will they?” Making his horse a Senator, holding orgies depraved even by the very low standard set for orgies, pretending to invade Britain and claiming that he’d defeated Neptune and brought back a bounty of seashells to prove it, and so on and so forth.

And boy king Obama’s latest criminal act of buying a deserter’s life with the release of 5 top terrorists while we are still at war added to the umpty-eleventy previous crimes against the Constitution and the people, all the while basically blowing raspberries at us and yelling “nyah, nyah, whatchagonna do about it?”, certainly makes us wonder if the Criminal-in-Chief isn’t a reincarnation of “little boot.”

He orders weapons sold to the worst criminals in Mexico in order to create an argument about U.S. guns creating violence in other countries, he orders his IRS to harass, intimidate and and deprive political opponents of their 1st Amendment rights, he sits on his thumbs and rotates while a U.S. Ambassador is raped and murdered and then relieves any and all officers who were trying to do something of their duties, he refuses to enforce a myriad of laws that he doesn’t agree with, he goes on vacations that cost taxpayers hundreds of millions, gorges himself on the finest foods and wines in orgies that would make most emperors blush while millions upon millions of Americans lose their jobs, their health coverage and their homes thanks to his policies, presides over organized mass murder of veterans through denial of service and then violates a law he himself signed by handing over five of our most murderous enemies in return for a haji-sympathizing traitor and deserter…

And those are just a FEW of his crimes, because we don’t want to overload the Internets.

You might want to read this book if you want a full list (h/t LC Greywolf125), full at least at the time of writing, although we’re sure it’s longer now.

And all the while Caligula’s Senate the GOP Congress members sit on their arses letting him get away with everything.

Oh sure, we’ll have “hearings”, and we all know just how effective they are, don’t we? What’s your current Investigation Count™, Issa, you sniveling, gutless worm? 47? 68? 274?

Of course, eventually the Praetorians decided that enough was enough, and that was the end of Caligula.

Seems to us it’s about time they declare they’ve had enough again.

Thatisall.

18 comments

  1. 1
    Orion growls and barks:

    Anyone keeping count of the skyrocketing numbers of illegal voters found out? LOL

    Remember me telling you that, oh about 2008?

    The Republic is dead, my friends. Long since cold.

    Orion

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    readerjp growls and barks:

    It should be clear to every sentient being that Obama HATES America, does everything to destroy it – arming our enemies, just one example – and swilling and flying to his heart’s content.

    Maybe we should send a baboon to Congress and put a sign on him – “Democrat.”

  3. 3
    readerjp growls and barks:

    It should also be clear that he is a pathological liar, a psychopath with no conscience, and lazy to boot.

  4. 4
    TravisTX growls and barks:

    The congress will do… nothing.

    And The citizens, for the most part, will return most of these representatives to Congress in November.

    And no matter what, El Presidente Obama will NEVER, NEVER go below 42% approval.

    If you think we can vote our way out of this, think again.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    TravisTX says:

    And The citizens, for the most part, will return most of these representatives to Congress in November.

    I think you underestimate how badly the Gangrenous Old Prostitutes will sabotage the elections. They desperately want to get back into the minority, so the party “leaders” in their safely gerrymandered districts can live like the oligarchs without any of the fuss of actually having power.

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    Eric Praline growls and barks:

    Another issue that’s been gnawing at me for some time: where is MI6 and/or Mossad in all of this? They have to have all the dirt on Hussein’s background and activities, why aren’t they leaking it to friendly press?
    Are they saving it for blackmail? And if so, how much more dire do things have to get before they act on it?
    If they made the assessment that blackmail is not possible because the repubes’ cowardice makes him untouchable, why don’t they leak it just to take the piss out of him? Are there KGB (or whatever the fuck they’re calling themselves these days) moles in these organizations protecting Hussein because Putin likes having him around?
    Sorry about the 20 questions, but this has really been bothering me.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    MI6 probably has nothing on Obama due t budget cuts. Mossad? They always play things close to the vest. Then there is the issue of what to do with any information. Give it to the media? Yeah, that would work. Hand it to Congress? They’re just as corrupt as Obama.
    personally, I think the 4th box is out and the keys are in the lock.
    We had a 1 percent contraction in the economy, food prices are inflating at 22 percent, oh but the Fed doesn’t count that towards the “real” inflation rate. Washington needs a nice neutron bomb. Cleans out the roaches nicely.
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    LC Guy S growls and barks:

    Of course, eventually the Praetorians decided that enough was enough, and that was the end of Caligula.

    Seems to us it’s about time they declare they’ve had enough again.

    True enough, but in order to do this doesn’t one need a measurable amount of testicular fortitude? I am firmly convinced that all the (supposed) males, of both parties are on an estrogen diet…and with the exception of a couple of females(???) , on the progressive side of things, there isn’t a drop of testosterone in the whole of the greater DC area.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LC Guy S @ #:

    there isn’t a drop of testosterone in the whole of the greater DC area.

    Well this is picture shows the average male denizen of DC.

    Work safe, but may induce projectile vomiting among real men.
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    TravisTX growls and barks:

    Eric, I quite agree that the GOP “leadership” would be fine with sacrificing enough R reps to become a minority again, but they don’t really need to be a minority party to behave like a minority party. They have been doing that in the last 30 years whenever they have accidentally become the majority.

    I was mainly referring to the majority of reps from both “parties” who are running being re-elected.
    Better than 50% of voters (that 45% who still think voting matters) will re-elect their representatives if they are caught on camera in bed with a live boy, a dead woman, and are in fact, DEAD. And better than 50% is all it takes. Vote fraud enhances the myth of democracy even better.

    Whatever turnover may occur is irrelevant.

    We’ll be voting from the rooftops before this is over.

  11. 11
    JonB growls and barks:

    TravisTX @ #:

    There won’t be any voting from the rooftops for a long time to come. There is no way out of what is coming, we are well past the time for resistance.

    If any of our children survive, it will be up to them to take the extreme, massive, violent action required to fix what is broken.

    Our destiny is the camps and gas chambers.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    JonB @ #:

    Our destiny is the camps and gas chambers.

    Over the cold dead bodies of many federal thugs if it reaches that point.
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    bruce growls and barks:

    john conyers of mi. did not have enought real votes to make the ballet but a traitor federal judge said conyers has to be on the ballet even with the phoney votes.to defend your self against federal thugs you need flechettes and a .338 magnum bouth will penertrate any vest.the last president to bring home a traitor with out punnishment was john jennedy and the traitor lee harvey oswald killed him.i would like to see daja vue all over again.on memorial day we had a little negro cluture in our parck when a bunch of crips showed up and commited 3 shootings and a stabbing but i must be a bigot for pointing this out.

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    JonB growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:

    Nothing personal, but that is part of the problem. Everyone has the “if it comes to that” mindset.

    If there is anything at all that can be done anymore to save America, it requires offensive plans, and I don’t mean calling and voting.

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    LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole growls and barks:

    “America is at that awkward stage. It’s too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards.” Claire Wolfe

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Remember Seal Team SIX.

    After Caligula II (the other Caligula was described by Tiberius as “a viper Rome has nursed at her bosom”) put the finger on our men, the evil Taliban blew their helicopter out of the sky. You KNOW that son of a bitch did not give the order to go in for the OBL kill — that was Leon Panetta, who finally bypassed Valerie Jarrett Rasputin to give the greenlight.

    Remember the Pakistani doctor who fingered OBL for us – and is even now languishing in a Paki jail, getting tortured on a regular basis while Caligula II (a.k.a. “President Composite-Girlfriend”) jets around the world pretending to be a Man.

    A friend of mine says we need another Great Awakening in America, like we had in the 1840s: let’s all pray.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Oh, and remember the triumphant flyover, buzzing Battery Park in downtown Manhattan, that Hussein Obama did in Air Force One after it was elected?

    My dad said, “You know that bastard was on board.” And yet, when the motherfucker claimed that the pilots had just, on a whim, taken AF 1 on a joyride to New York without his knowledge or permission, the Media Lickspittles trumpeted the lie.

    Moslem “President” + Air Force 1 Jet + Manhattan flyover — Judas H. Priest, could it BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

    And yesterday, we saw that insect welcoming a taliban traitor and its traitorous father in our White House’s Rose Garden.

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    JonB

    There is no way out of what is coming, we are well past the time for resistance.

    If any of our children survive, it will be up to them to take the extreme, massive, violent action required to fix what is broken.

    Our destiny is the camps and gas chambers.

    :em04:
    Not in my country.