Alternate Reality
In today’s “alternate reality” segment we have discovered ….Elanor Clift of “The Daily Beast” has stated that Ambassador Stevens was not murdered. He simply died of smoke inhalation.
You can watch her screeching here but the typical spew warning is in effect. Watching and listening to this washed up harpy screech ….. is akin to sticking a sharp object into your gut and then twisting it around a few times for good measure.
Seriously?!? I’m starting to think that liberals are just border line retarded anymore.
My dear, dear Elanor …..If I take a can of gas – and I douse your house with it and then proceed to set it on fire and you die as a result – guess what I’m going to be charged with Elanor??? Wwaaaaaaaaitferit…….MURDER!!11!!ELEVNTY!!
Not “Death by Smoke inhalation” you daft cow, Murder. See Elanor, It matters not that you were dead from lack of oxygen before the fire itself cooked your worthless carcass to a cinder. My actions, and yes Elanor, the actions of the Terrorists that Killed Ambassador Stevens would and do constitute MURDER. Most people understand that simple “nuance” Elanor. But oh no…not you.
Just like, say….if I’ve consorted with known Terrorists, and I’ve left a trail of known terror related digital tracks in my wake, and I suddenly run into a room screaming AllllllllahAkabar !! Over and Over at the top of my lungs all the while shooting every living soul I can – I should, actually I would be in a normal world…. charged with Terrorism, But not the Obama Liberals – that is just “work place violence”.
Alas – as the 3am Infomercials always say…. “But wait!!!!! There’s More!!”
Of course, Not to be out done by a mere woman – The Daily Beast’s author Dean Obeidallah doubles down on the stupid and has now educated us all on how a group calling itself Boko Haram is – not “Islamic”.
No – of course not. They’re merely a bunch of Cub Scouts on a summer camp out – telling scary ghost stories around the camp fire doncha’ know?
That their running around Nigeria screaming to their moon god, slaughtering “infidels” by the thousands ….. and literally converting people at the point of a sword to their sham of a religion called ISLAM – is absofuckinglutly no proof that they are “Islamic” now is it Dean? Here’a nickle Dean go buy a fucking clue – wait never mind let me give you one – do you know what the “Haram” in their name means Dean? It means “Against Islam”.
Fail. You’re a special kind of stupid Dean, you know that? Congratulations, you’ve reached the “weapons grade stupid” level. In fact your stupid is so bad I can’t really bring myself to frisk your Crayola scribbling. It’s not fair. Shooting fish in a barrel with a .12 Gauge. Really.
Do us all a favor Dean – go color, preferably in a nice soft walled room with finger paints and 250 pound orderlies near by to make sure you can’t hurt yourself.
Where ever do these people come from?? No that’s not a rhetorical question here – where in the ever loving blue fuck do these craven babbling idiots spewing this nonsense come from?
There must be a secret lab someplace – they are making these noxious droning liberal clones and turning them loose on the rest of us… We need to find it and wipe it from the face of creation. It’s the only way to stop the stupid.
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I am proud to announce that Eleanor Clift was awarded the Dr. Paul Joseph Goebbels award for the month of May.
Look, it isn’t really all that hard to understand. When your worldview is unraveling all around you, and you are so vested in it that you can accept no other, then anything, absolutely ANYTHING, will be done to ensure that nothing can counter that worldview. Their view is “If I believe in it, everyone must also, islam is good, western values are bad, and everyone must agree with me. There can be no dissension, nor can anyone have any information to counter the paradigm.” Kinda sucks that reality and their worldview clash, but Truth can only be denied for so long.
Bones @ #:
That’s why they make such copious use of mind altering pharmaceuticals.
Dumb ass – now you have to apologize to the retards …
…and Btw – Vince Foster died of deceleration-trauma…
– MD
The problem with liberals ins’t that they’re retarded, it’s that they only have two brains cells. The issue with that is they can’t rub them together.
One of them is in their ass.
LC MuscleDaddy says:
Foster’s demise had to be the work of the vampire aliens. Remember, he shot himself and bled out but there was no blood anywhere around him.
The interstellar Transylvanian counts had to have been involved. [/sarcasm]
To no one’s surprise the rancid old moonbat doubled down on Teh Stoopid today.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/15/my-benghazi-scandal.html
angrywebmaster says:
I remember the old “adage” – “If brains were gasoline, they couldn’t find enough amongst them to power a piss-ant’s motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio™.
CiSSnarl, you know how stupid the average person is, right. Now consider that half of the population is stupider than that. And Leftists do come the left side of the bell curve.
There is a lab, right in your neighborhood and in mine too. They’re call “public schools” and they do need to be stopped. Publicly executing the head psychopaths in the Dept. of “Education” and at the NEA would be a good start.
single stack says:
Wow, first rule when one finds oneself in a hole is – “stop digging”.
I guess ol’ Elanor didn’t get that memo.
Borderline? They have gone full bat-sh-t crazy.
LC Robohobo @ #:
You beat me to it.
Ole Dean just broke the Retard Meters of everyone in the room.
They’re also saying these murdering, raping, SLAVERS are “JUST TRYING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES.”
yeah, I dunno. That’s what I do whenever I need to put food on the table — burn a few hundred Christian boys, kidnap, rape, and enslave a few hundred Christian girls. Makes sense to me!
This is a PERFECT demonstration of what I discovered 13 years ago — these bastards don’t give a right shit about anything they claim to be all against: Let’s look at this list of the Boko Haram monsters and see what the Leftists are supporting:
Mass rape
Mass kidnapping
Mass slavery
Religious extremism
Patriarchal violence to the Eleventy Level
and they are all on their knees polishing these guys’ knobs. They have Zero problems with slavery or rape or murder or religious extremism. NONE. They CHEER IT ON when it suits their evil purposes.
/spit
Ambassador Stephens, known by the Islamoids to be a homosexual (hey, how brilliant was that? along with sending wimmen to misogynist hellholes), was RAPED TO DEATH and then his CORPSE was raped some MORE. Then he was dragged through the streets while they ululated in triumph.
This is S.O.P. for Islamoids: check out the Jawa Report. Buggery is one of their favorite pastimes, since they’re all closet cases anyway, and they love defiling the corpses of their victims.
Remember how they defiled the bodies of our men in Fallujah? in Mogadishu? hell, everywhere?
Of course, today we had the vile spectacle of Comrade Hussein at GROUND ZERO, profaning the earth with his presence. Man, if there’s a hell, that piece of fertilizer is in for a Hot Time.
She should’ve gone back to the old tried and true “It’s All BUSH’S FAULT!!!!!1!” For example: If President Bush hadn’t scared the bejeebus out of Kadafi by defeating and capturing Saddam Hussein, Kadafi wouldn’t have willingly given up his WMDs and could’ve used them to crush his opposition, including the pro-al Qaeda group Ansar al-Sharia that found and torched Ambassador Stevens’s “safe” house. Then Baracrook Øbandit’s efforts “a long time ago” to topple fellow dictator Kadafi’s regime would’ve failed. Kadafi would still be in power. Stevens would’ve never gone to Libya and “died of smoke inhalation in that safe [sic] room in that CIA installation.” See? It’s BUSH!!!!!1!, not Eloonor, who’s at fault for altering the reality. Or as Eloonor should’ve put it, “BUSH!!!!!1! murdered Ambassador Stevens!!!!!1!!1!!!!!” [/liblogic]
Libsareb Raindead says:
You have captured the thought processes of a leftist perfectly.
Beers for everyone!