So Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich committed the Auschwitz-level crime of agreeing with Reichsführer Obama on gay marriage before Reichsführer Obama “evolved” to a position more compatible with his goals for the upcoming election, and the ProgNazi hordes went ape shit (short version, he donated to support Prop 8 against gay marriage as a “right.”)
And there was much gnashing of teeth and cries for decapitated heads from the “tolerant” left as a response to this blatant display of non-approved free speech.
Mozilla, of course, caved to the slavering hordes of ProgNazis and Brendan Eich is no longer the CEO of Mozilla for having dared to offend the “tolerant” left by having an opinion that he shared with their god, Obama, until recently.
Mozilla believes both in equality and freedom of speech.
As long as it’s approved speech. If not, you’ll be told to fall on your sword. In the name of tolerance. Sieg Heil.
Equality is necessary for meaningful speech. And you need free speech to fight for equality. Figuring out how to stand for both at the same time can be hard.
So we chose to fuck speech over with a rusty pole because, HATE SPEECH. That’s how committed we are to free speech.
Our organizational culture reflects diversity and inclusiveness.
As long as you don’t express your diversity in a way that is contrary to what we want to include in our “inclusiveness”, in which case… Fuck you. NAZI!
We welcome contributions from everyone regardless of age, culture, ethnicity, gender, gender-identity, language, race, sexual orientation, geographical location and religious views. Mozilla supports equality for all.
Except for those who have an opinion divergent from approved GroupSpeech. Those fuckers need to DIE! For equality. And liberty. And inclusiveness. For all!
We have employees with a wide diversity of views.
All the way from Stalin to Hitler. And if they don’t fall in that continuum, they are OK too. As long as they express their freedom of speech by shutting up.
Our culture of openness extends to encouraging staff and community to share their beliefs and opinions in public.
Unless the Approved Speech Soviet disagrees, of course, because that’s what free speech and tolerance and inclusiveness is all about.
Fuck you, Mozilla, you Nazi pricks.