Articles from August 2019



“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”

Also known as Alinsky’s rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee are making ruthless fun of them. Last month, the satire site The Babylon Bee lawyered up after liberal fact-checker Snopes tried to deplatform it by

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Welcome to Medieval Times!

Looks like they’re turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States, but cases continue to emerge in Los Angeles County, a new report says. We’re willing to bet you that you can’t guess what comes next, right? Dr. Ochoa and colleagues identified 187

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No, Really, Greenland isn’t for Sale

It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It’s not that it’s completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on the island and it’s in quite the strategic location from our point of view. Just one little problem: It ain’t for sale. It’s part of

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Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again

…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least

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Dem Bones, Dem Bones…

So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking

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Building the Narrative

A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!

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Asked and Answered

Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein “suicide”, wrote a long letter to the AG. Still, he does make some good points. His Imperial Majesty, being all-knowing, the Emperor of the Known Universe and Outlying Galaxies etc. etc., has taken it upon himself

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More Terrorism From the “Tolerant Left”

View this post on Instagram #Repost @ryanafournier with @get_repost ??? PLEASE READ: I’d like you all to meet Rita. She’s an ICU Nurse at Miami Valley Hospital. She was one of the many heroes that helped save lives in Dayton following the mass shooting. . While President Trump was visiting the hospital, he was told

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Child Molester With Dirt on Clintons Suddenly Loses Will to Live

Yes, we know, shocking, isn’t it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We’re not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now residing in Hell where he belongs, it’s just so very convenient that he croaks right now, the day after a whole bunch of documents regarding

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Of “Red Flags” and “Compromises”

And so here we go again. Another barrage of calls to “do something”, to “compromise” and to enact “common sense gun laws.” Also as per usual in these situations, “reasonable” lawmakers “agree” to “talk” and come forth with proposals to enact laws that will achieve absolutely nothing except further limit the rights of our nation’s

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In Chicago and Baltimore They Call it “A Day Ending in the Letter “Y””

We won’t delve too deep into the recent Attacks of the Incel Millennials™ in El Paso and Dayton, the sight of shitlibs dancing across the still warm corpses makes us sick to our stomach, all we’ll say is this: This kind of slaughter happens in shitlib-run metropoles every single day, yet your proposed solution is

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