Articles from July 2019



As a Matter of Fact, Give Her a Ride in a Helicopter There

So the outrage du jour appears to be that some people chanted something, and that’s just the worst thing EVAH! Why, we’re literally to the point where death squads are roaming the streets, disappearing people in the middle of the night! Let’s review what we know about Ilhan “Lannister” Omar (D-Mogadishu), shall we? She’s a

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The Queef Squad

Over the past week we learned that we are now supposed to refer to the Democrat Adolescent Mean Girl Caucus as “The Squad” because, who knows? In case you’ve been living under a rock, Teh Squat consists of four mentally stunted Prognazi females (allegedly) who have been a constant pain in the arse to the

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And You Don’t Even Have to Pay at the Entrance!

Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore. All the epidemics minus the desire to get

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Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics

During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing thugs.” “Look at what’s happened with Putin. While he—while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in — in Europe,” Biden

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Random Sunday Musing

You know, it struck us that we deplorables are, beyond a doubt, the most absolutely awesome “Nazis” that ever existed! Just look at those amateurs of the 30s and 40s by comparison, having to round up people themselves whereas WE have people lining up from all over the world to get into OUR “concentration camps.”

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Leftist Fascists Finally Find a Victim They’re Not Intimidated By…

…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:

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Happy Birthday, America!

243 years young and still the hottest chick on the planet! G-d bless y’all, and G-d bless the United States of America! Thatisall.