Articles from July 2019



The Angela Merkel Dividend

The sow Merkel’s poisonous “diversity” policies keep producing results: A chilling incident in which a young boy and his mother were pushed in front of a high-speed train by an Eritrean man has sent shock waves across Germany and seemingly rekindled anti-migrant sentiment. The tragedy savage, primitive, barbaric murder took place on one of the

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They Just Can’t Resist Stepping On Those Rakes, Can They?

So the President tweeted this: ….As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming District is a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place — Donald

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So What’s the Over-Under on it Penetrating the Titanium Skulls of Congress?

Bringing along Gabriel Nadales, a former member of Antifa and current employee of the Leadership Institute, Campus Reform’s parent organization, Phillips and Nadales asked students if they thought the group deserved a “terrorist” designation. All but one student with whom Campus Reform spoke agreed that Antifa should be labeled a “domestic terror organization.” After the

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Hoo Boy, They Sure Muellered That One Up!

What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.” We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end

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It Was 50 Years Ago Today…

Make America Great Again! Thatisall.

As a Matter of Fact, Give Her a Ride in a Helicopter There

So the outrage du jour appears to be that some people chanted something, and that’s just the worst thing EVAH! Why, we’re literally to the point where death squads are roaming the streets, disappearing people in the middle of the night! Let’s review what we know about Ilhan “Lannister” Omar (D-Mogadishu), shall we? She’s a

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The Queef Squad

Over the past week we learned that we are now supposed to refer to the Democrat Adolescent Mean Girl Caucus as “The Squad” because, who knows? In case you’ve been living under a rock, Teh Squat consists of four mentally stunted Prognazi females (allegedly) who have been a constant pain in the arse to the

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And You Don’t Even Have to Pay at the Entrance!

Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore. All the epidemics minus the desire to get

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Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics

During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing thugs.” “Look at what’s happened with Putin. While he—while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in — in Europe,” Biden

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Random Sunday Musing

You know, it struck us that we deplorables are, beyond a doubt, the most absolutely awesome “Nazis” that ever existed! Just look at those amateurs of the 30s and 40s by comparison, having to round up people themselves whereas WE have people lining up from all over the world to get into OUR “concentration camps.”

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Leftist Fascists Finally Find a Victim They’re Not Intimidated By…

…and it’s an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts due to death threats lodged against their family from the left. The 8-year-old actress’s parents reportedly provided an update Wednesday on the Twitter account @SickenTirade:

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Happy Birthday, America!

243 years young and still the hottest chick on the planet! G-d bless y’all, and G-d bless the United States of America! Thatisall.