Articles from April 2019



Calling a Spade a Spade

The Prozis really don’t like it when they’re quoted accurately, do they? So the President says the following about Governor Coonface Northam (D-Bavaria)’s casual attitude towards infanticide: “The baby is born, the mother meets with the doctor, they take care of the baby, they wrap the baby beautifully, and then the doctor and the mother

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So Now… We’re an “Easter Worshipper?”

At least that’s what Christians are suddenly called, unanimously, by the Prozi nomenklatura when talking about the islamist massacre in Sri Lanka, murdering 290 Christians attending Easter services. You won’t find the word “Christian” anywhere, only this strange, mythological beast, “Easter worshipper”. We weren’t aware that anybody worships Easter, but there you have it. Also

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John 3:16

He Might Have, But Would We Have Noticed the Difference?

“If Mitt Romney spent the same energy fighting Barack Obama as he does fighting Donald Trump, he could have won the race,” Trump wrote on Twitter, adding “(maybe)!” He shared a clip of Romney appearing to be emotional as he lost the election in 2012. Trump was responding to Romney’s assertion on Twitter that he

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The Joys of Nationalized Healthcare

The Brits are at it again, this time poisoning confused children with untested drugs. Staff quit NHS clinic over ethics and safety fears The only NHS gender clinic for children is risking a “live experiment” by sending hundreds for life-changing medical intervention without sufficient evidence of its long-term effects, experts have warned. The Times has

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You Thought We Were Kidding, Right?

We weren’t: Perhaps most controversial is a proposal in Domus, the architecture magazine, by Tom Wilkinson, for the fallen spire to be replaced with an Islamic minaret, to memorialise Algerians who protested the French government in the 1960s. “These victims of the state could be memorialised by replacing [the spire] with – why not? –

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He is Risen

Thatisall.

Keep at it, Prozis, Don’t Let Common Sense Stop You!

We implore you! For all that’s good and holy, keep digging that hole of yours deeper. We’re sure that you, dear LCs, have all been just as amused as yours truly at the hilarious antics of the Prozis, having had their collusion prize snatched away from them so brutally, responding with their usual level of

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In All Fairness, it’s the Only Thing She Knows

Rancid Talib (D-Gaza Strip) is now calling for hunger strikes to abolish ICE. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D., Mich.) urged her supporters to join her in a hunger strike to push for action to “shut down” U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), arguing the radical push to abolish ICE can’t be achieved by Congress. Once a

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Don’t Tell Us You Didn’t See This One Coming

Via the Imperial Firearms Advisor: Conservative French politicians expressed concern Thursday about the prospect of modern architecture being added to Notre-Dame cathedral after the government invited design proposals for a new roof and spire. Politicians from France’s right-wing Republicans and far-right National Rally (RN) party called on the government to restore the cathedral exactly as

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Idiotarians on Parade

So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt: Now, if you don’t know who she is, you’re in good company with the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the planet’s population who neither watch CNN nor read the NYT. Maggie, you’re as dumb as a

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Omens

Looking at this picture, and watching live footage of the tragedy, it was impossible for His Imperial Majesty to not see something more than “just” a building burning. Which is unavoidable, of course. Notre Dame is, after all, most definitely NOT “just a building.” It is one of the most famous symbols of the Church

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Truth in Advertising

A couple of disgruntled totalitarian British “Tories”, upset about this whole “follow the will of the people” nonsense and dead set on ignoring the result of the Brexit referendum, have left the Tories to join a new super-EUnuch-phile party (as if Britain didn’t have enough of those already). They might have spent a little longer

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Those Silly Americans

Getting all upset and stuff over “some people doing something.” A recently discovered video shows @IlhanMN mocking Americans for their anxiety about al-Qaeda, equating US armed forces to al-Qaeda and Hezbollah. pic.twitter.com/VBuKhAHjjE — The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) April 11, 2019 Clearly Ilhan “All in the Family” Omar is having a grand old time laughing at

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And Now, For Some Comedy Relief

If stupidity were a religion, Occasional-Cortex would be its high priestess. She is the monument to imbecility around the base of which lesser idiots gather to worship. But she’s good for a good, healthy laugh, so there is that. Thatisall.