Articles from August 2018



Theresa “Ravensbrück” May: “Genocide and Theft is Fine, as Long as it’s ‘Legal'”

The more we learn about Reichskanzlerin May, the more we’re convinced that she’s Angela “Luder” Merkel in drag. Recently, she announced, while kissing the arses of the genocidal regime in Zimbabwe II, er, South Africa, that she was absolutely fine with seizing farmland from whites “as long as it’s done in a legal way.” We

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Latest Pearlclutching Moment

So it appears that the entirety of the Prozi and Cucksphere had a synchronized fainting couch moment when it turned out that the staff in charge of raising and lowering flags on the White House had followed US Flag Code after the death of Senator McCain to the letter. You could almost hear the “well

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Have We Reached Peak Stupidity™ Yet?

Going by experience, most likely not. But the virtue signaling Prozis are certainly climbing up that hill as fast as they can: ELKHART LAKE, Wis. (AP) — Lilly Diabetes has pulled its sponsorship of Conor Daly’s No. 6 car in the NASCAR Xfinity race at Road America, citing a racially insensitive remark made by the

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Return this man

I will not speak of his politics, nor will I sully this sad day with vitriol or anger. Rotties, I bid you stand. Let it be forever known this man was a warrior, let his service to his nation be remembered with eternal honour. Silver Star, Legion of Merit awarded twice,Distinguished Flying Cross, three Bronze

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Progressive Socialist Once Again Reminds Americans Where Their Party’s Real Priorities Lie

Spoiler: It’s not with the Americans they claim to represent. This week, we have Fauxcahontas, her of the famous Cherokee Crab in Mayonnaise recipe (finding and catching the majestic Oklahoman Prairie Crab might be difficult), who just doesn’t get what all of the nonsensical blather about Mollie Tibbetts is all about: On CNN Wednesday, Sen.

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The Question Isn’t Why Brennan’s Security Clearance Was Revoked

It’s “why and how in the Hades did he get one to begin with?” Correct us if we’re wrong, but wasn’t Brennan the young Communist who voted for the Communist Party’s candidate for president of the United States of America? In 1976? RIGHT AT THE HEIGHT OF THE FUCKING COLD WAR WITH THE USSR? Perhaps

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“Not Enemies of the People” Engaging in Illegal Juror Intimidation in Manafort Case

Remember when CNN threatened a kid who created a funny gif mocking them with doxxing the hell out of him unless he publicly apologized and promised never to make fun of “not enemy of the people” CNN again? We do too. Not that anything bad could possibly happen to somebody not hewing to the Progressive

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National Socialist Caught Celebrating the Murder of Jews

This certainly goes a long way towards explaining the British Labour Party’s pro-mooselimb, anti-British policies. British Labor Party leader Jeremy Corbyn was forced to admit he attended a ceremony in 2014 in Tunisia, where the terrorists involved in the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes during the 1972 summer Olympics were buried. […] At first, Corbyn

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A Pity He Missed the Remake of Psycho

But maybe they’ll do it once again, just for him. Looks like somebody finally got around to shit-canning Peter Strzok, the pathological liar extraordinaire of the FIB, who then immediately started a GoFundMe campaign for himself because obviously he hasn’t quite had enough of other people’s money yet. It must be his “insurance policy” against

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Least Surprising News of the Week

Allegedly Keith Ellison is a woman-beating, abusing arsehole. My name is Austin Monahan and I am writing this letter on behalf of me and my brother. My brother and I watched our mom come out of pure hell after getting out of her relationship with Keith Ellison. For several months we knew something wasn’t right

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Proving Your Critics’ Point

Or, in a more long-winded turn of phrase not really suited for a headline, “in order to prove that we are not, in fact, those things of which we’ve been accused, we’re going to do exactly what we’ve been unfairly accused of.” Not a new tactic, nor is it a particularly effective one, as we’ve

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Yep, Let’s Have a War

It seems to be the rallying cry behind everything that Congress says or does these days. Russian prime minister Dmitry Medvedev warned the US today that the applications of sanctions by Congress and Donald Trump would amount to an act of “economic war.” If that’s the case, how does Russia define its chemical-weapons assassination attempts

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Breaking News: Russian Bots™ Land in Ohio, Establish Foothold, Cleverly Disguise Themselves as “Green Party”

Confusion reigned as hordes of “voters” wearing “Green Party” lapel pins stormed voting booths, stealing votes that the Prozi People’s Party desperately needed in the OH-12 special election. Expert intelligence analyst Alyssa Milano, however, was not fooled by their laughable disguises, noticing immediately their suspicious accents as well as the trail of empty vodka bottles,

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Raise Your Hands, Anybody Who Didn’t See This Coming

So yesterday or the day before, we’re not quite sure, Alex Jones’ InfoWars got “de-platformed” (a much more modern and, dare we say “progressive” term for the old Soviet practice of “un-personing” undesirables) by YouTube, Facebook, Apple and Spotify, all within 12 hours of each other, almost as if the whole thing had been previously

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Well That Escalated Quickly

Today’s @realDonaldTrump approval ratings among black voters: 29% This time last year: 15%https://t.co/mazBCWoIMy @POTUS @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/83OduvXDdf — Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) August 2, 2018 No wonder the Prozicrats are panicking! Thatisall.