angrywebmaster: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex already has one challenger that I know of and I think there a few more...
Igor, Imperial Booby: I refer to them as “The Squaws”. Seems more appropriate…….
Emperor Misha I: I’m fairly certain that this is yet another one of the channer/slash-pollers’ attempts... angrywebmaster: Threadjacking for fun and profit! Has anyone heard of the great plan by the raving loons to... angrywebmaster: Anything that thins out the herd in Kalifornistan can’t be all bad. Of course, we would need... Igor, Imperial Booby: Let Turd-World people scream into your Country, expect Turd-World diseases. And attitudes. And...
LC Xystus: Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: Well, we suppose it would make just as much sense as it would for Putin to engineer... Emperor Misha I: Biden’s toast. The DNC has obviously already issued the “kill” order considering...
VAconservative: Yeah. Love that vignette in his book when told he agreed with Biden’s position and Gates had... angrywebmaster: To paraphrase Robert Gates, Biden has been on the wrong side of every major foreign policy decision... Igor, Imperial Booby: Ah yes, Joe By-dumb. Waaaaaay past his “Sell by:” date. He AND Pelousy need to be... Emperor Misha I: Very true. I keep making that mistake. Assuming that the idiots on the “progressive”... Igor, Imperial Booby: And, lest we forget, having them drinking from the toilet. Don’t expect the Great... Igor, Imperial Booby: Now I remember where I heard it, it was on Fox News. Igor, Imperial Booby: I just read (And now can’t find it!!) where Ngo has a woman lawyer that plans to sue the... angrywebmaster: Question for Alexandria Occasional-Cortex. “Are you aware of the death threats by your... VAconservative: Speaking as a CPA, one is supposed to be married to file as married, joint or separate. If one is...
Red Five: I’d always read that marriage licensing had to do with anti-miscegenation laws, trying to prevent...
jdog43: Now that’s an interesting concept.
fporretto: State licensing of marriages in the U.S. seems to have begun out of the belief that it would curb the...
RDM: Retroactive abortion?
readerjp: They’re such geniuses, they can’t even figure out how to keep terrorism off the web. On...Much blustering and banging of chests from the general direction of third world shithole Tehran. As you all know, the Mad Mullahs, being more used to compliant, cowardly sniveling pussies as U.S. Presidents, threatened not-so-subtly with shutting down the Strait of Hormuz a bit ago. “Do not forget that we have maintained the security of
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We’ve been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn’t help but notice that the “Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™” barely had time to get started before it was called off with victory declared for our side (and theirs, when you think about it, which is exactly why they surrendered. They’re
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Categories: Good News, Imperial Thoughts | Tags: | 5 Comments »
Desperate Trump-haters, searching for something – anything! – to show that the Trump administration is in bed with Vladimir Putin seized on the news a week ago that a young Russian named Maria Butina had been indicted for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), or, in the words of the DOJ, for “conspiracy to
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Categories: Fake News, Idiotarians | Tags: | 5 Comments »
You’re not going to believe it, but the 12,733rd example of “Raycism, Raycism EVERYWHERE™” turned out to be, you know, a hoax. A waiter at a Texas steakhouse made up the viral story about a customer leaving him a racist note, his employer said Monday. The story gained national attention after Khalil Cavil, a 20-year-old
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The Imperial Firearms Advisor found this little nugget and mused that His Imperial Majesty might be, shall we say “enthused” about the contents (he didn’t quite put it in those diplomatic terms but, then again, he rarely ever does and we love him all the more for it). The article from which it comes is
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Categories: EUnuch Dhimmis | Tags: | 10 Comments »
The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the attempted [correction, we regret the mistake — Emp.M.] murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent “novichok” which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a “Made in XXX” stamped on its atoms, two further victims have been found. One Dawn Sturgess, who died,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Russia | Tags: | 13 Comments »
In which His Imperial Majesty allows himself the luxury of engaging in wild speculation, so no need to point it out. We know. You surely know the old saying: “If you’re catching flak, you’re over the target”. So one thing that we’ve been scratching our head about for the past couple of days in the
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Categories: Front Page | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Yes, we know, we can’t hardly believe it ourselves either, but every time we think those Prozi fascists can’t get any dumber, they prove us wrong. Such as the communist “working girl from Yorktown Heights” bint, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, who is, allegedly, a super bright bachelor in economics and everything Prozi New Hope: “Unemployment is low
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So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Russia | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all
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Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.” But thats
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Categories: Advanced ClueBatting, Epic FAIL, EUnuch Dhimmis, EUrotwits, Foreign Policy, Idiocracy | Tags: | 1 Comment »
This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid. Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up
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Categories: Idiotarians, Russia | Tags: | 1 Comment »
Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Progtards | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves. We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and
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Categories: #NeverTrumpTards | Tags: | 5 Comments »
Now comes Matthew Cochran, explaining what we’ve been trying to say for decades, and doing a much better job of it than we ever have: The detail that conservatives tend to forget is that when one party violates a contract, the other party is no longer bound by all of its terms. If you sign
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