DJ Allyn, MPSE: AG Barr has just released a four-page summary. thirty minutes ago. I am sure Bren will be dancing in...
Terrapod: Stay calm, we need to read the AG report, whatever it is, which is supposedly dropping this Sunday (or... DJ Allyn, MPSE: Blue family, Allyn. they later went on to become judges. I’m not following. Law? The LAW is...
LC Mike in Chi: The greatest service Mueller did for his country was to lay a platform to end the Hill-Billy cartel... DJ Allyn, MPSE: You have fun with that. Try not to be disappointed though.
Emperor Misha I: I tend to agree. On the other hand, it’s never going to BE evidence in any sort of a trial...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: In the 2 years I worked for TSA I did a couple of hundred pat down...
Radical Redneck: Crank her baby! LC Mike in Chi: Thanks Deej: Agreed. My focus was not the child obviously, however, this bold worm did it with... DJ Allyn, MPSE: I have a two-part response to this: A. I’ve patted down state and federal inmates for six... Terrapod: After reading the document I come to several questions. Appears to be written as if he was being...
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR: I’m trying to decide whether the man is an idiot or the world’s greatest troll. Right... Terrapod: And so it goes………. https://twitter.com/i/status/1 108591579554557953 Terrapod: Deej, I can’t disagree with that analysis, and yes, seeing blue on blue fights is always enjoyable.... Terrapod: NEW ZEALAND, you are no longer how we knew ye. RIP brother Kiwis, had great times with you Maori welder... Terrapod: My son talked me into going to Linux on one a spare machine. He put an interesting distro which comes from... Terrapod: Other things in the news to compare and contrast. Don’t think CA and the greens have got the message...
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery: It’s because Christians aren’t one of the protected... LC Mike in Chi: Imperator Darth Misha, Ruler of all who have been red-pilled, intolerant of the clueless, growls: Is... LC Mike in Chi: Terrapod woofs: On the good news front though, enemedia companies are failing in increasing...
LC TerribleTroy: I still exist. Howdy to Carl, Jay, Bill, Chris, Bren, Michael, DJ, Mike, Terra, Azy, Vulcan and any... Emperor Misha I: I overall don’t disagree with you, but you’re conflating two issues here, Deej. 1) Is... DJ Allyn, MPSE: I don’t think they actually “close” those orders. They are like the Executive...Much blustering and banging of chests from the general direction of third world shithole Tehran. As you all know, the Mad Mullahs, being more used to compliant, cowardly sniveling pussies as U.S. Presidents, threatened not-so-subtly with shutting down the Strait of Hormuz a bit ago. “Do not forget that we have maintained the security of
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We’ve been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn’t help but notice that the “Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™” barely had time to get started before it was called off with victory declared for our side (and theirs, when you think about it, which is exactly why they surrendered. They’re
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Desperate Trump-haters, searching for something – anything! – to show that the Trump administration is in bed with Vladimir Putin seized on the news a week ago that a young Russian named Maria Butina had been indicted for violating the Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), or, in the words of the DOJ, for “conspiracy to
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You’re not going to believe it, but the 12,733rd example of “Raycism, Raycism EVERYWHERE™” turned out to be, you know, a hoax. A waiter at a Texas steakhouse made up the viral story about a customer leaving him a racist note, his employer said Monday. The story gained national attention after Khalil Cavil, a 20-year-old
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The Imperial Firearms Advisor found this little nugget and mused that His Imperial Majesty might be, shall we say “enthused” about the contents (he didn’t quite put it in those diplomatic terms but, then again, he rarely ever does and we love him all the more for it). The article from which it comes is
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The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the attempted [correction, we regret the mistake — Emp.M.] murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent “novichok” which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a “Made in XXX” stamped on its atoms, two further victims have been found. One Dawn Sturgess, who died,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Russia | Tags: | 13 Comments »
In which His Imperial Majesty allows himself the luxury of engaging in wild speculation, so no need to point it out. We know. You surely know the old saying: “If you’re catching flak, you’re over the target”. So one thing that we’ve been scratching our head about for the past couple of days in the
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Yes, we know, we can’t hardly believe it ourselves either, but every time we think those Prozi fascists can’t get any dumber, they prove us wrong. Such as the communist “working girl from Yorktown Heights” bint, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, who is, allegedly, a super bright bachelor in economics and everything Prozi New Hope: “Unemployment is low
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So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Journaljizzm, Russia | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all
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Categories: Gun Fearing Wussies, Idiotarians, Journaljizzm | Tags: | 11 Comments »
Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.” But thats
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This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid. Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up
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Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,
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Categories: Idiotarians, Progtards | Tags: | 9 Comments »
Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves. We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and
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Now comes Matthew Cochran, explaining what we’ve been trying to say for decades, and doing a much better job of it than we ever have: The detail that conservatives tend to forget is that when one party violates a contract, the other party is no longer bound by all of its terms. If you sign
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