Articles from July 2018



So, Erm, How Did You Get that Bottle?

The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent “novichok” which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a “Made in XXX” stamped on its atoms, two further victims have been found. One Dawn Sturgess, who died, as well as her boyfriend Charlie Rowley, who

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Why So Hysterical?

In which His Imperial Majesty allows himself the luxury of engaging in wild speculation, so no need to point it out. We know. You surely know the old saying: “If you’re catching flak, you’re over the target”. So one thing that we’ve been scratching our head about for the past couple of days in the

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Dumber Still…

Yes, we know, we can’t hardly believe it ourselves either, but every time we think those Prozi fascists can’t get any dumber, they prove us wrong. Such as the communist “working girl from Yorktown Heights” bint, Alexandria Occasional-Cortex, who is, allegedly, a super bright bachelor in economics and everything Prozi New Hope: “Unemployment is low

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President Refuses to Take Dictation from Journalist, Media Screams “Treason!”

So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that,

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Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day

Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say: We can’t… EVEN! Where to even begin? At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all

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She doesnt get it and never will

Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.” But thats

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Yep, You Guessed it, A Day Later, We’re All Going to Die!™ Over Something ELSE!

This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid. Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up

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Well THAT Didn’t Take Long

Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,

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Whatever Will We Do Without Them?

Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves. We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and

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Civility is Not Overrated, But There is a Time and a Place For It

Now comes Matthew Cochran, explaining what we’ve been trying to say for decades, and doing a much better job of it than we ever have: The detail that conservatives tend to forget is that when one party violates a contract, the other party is no longer bound by all of its terms. If you sign

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Fuckwit Answers Maxi-Pad Waters’ Call to Arms

And, of course, decides to stay in his own weight class by assaulting a couple of scrawny teens (via Patriot Retort, who promptly finds her way onto the Imperial Blogroll): Disturbing video of young Trump Supporter having his MAGA hat stolen and a drink thrown in his face. The civility of the Left on full

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Quite Au Contraire, Dear Maxi-Pad

Seems like the psychotic cat lady from California has thrown down the… has thrown down something. Or maybe she has thrown something out. Like her last functioning synapse. Rep. Maxine Waters is pushing back against death threats she’s received in the wake of her call for action against the Trump administration, If by “action against

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We Can See Venezuela From Our House!

Jove, that escalated quickly. One moment you’re being bombarded with the EneMedia babbling about the great state of Mejico being no different from ours and not a concern at all and how DARE you xenophobic NAZIS worry about the border, and the next Hugo Chavez the II is elected head of their dysfunctional shithole’s junta,

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And Thus it Ever Was With Fascists

But at least now the fascist Prozi “liberals” are coming out in the open, admitting to it: How Conservatives Weaponized the First Amendment Off to a great start, Adam. Oooh, weaponize! Boo! WASHINGTON — On the final day of the Supreme Court term last week, Justice Elena Kagan sounded an alarm. The court’s five conservative

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Increasingly Panicky NeverTrumpTards™ Sink to New Lows

Jennifer Rubin offered her suggestion to prevent the confirmation President Donald Trump‘s Supreme Court nominee. After Michael Moore declared that he was going to stand outside the U.S. Capitol with a “million other people” to physically prevent the confirmation vote from happening in the Senate, Rubin urged him to think “smart.” “Instead of circling the

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