Oh, How We Laughed

Nobody does it better than the Chicago Tribune. Prime Minister Theresa May and colleagues in Britain’s government reconfirm the quality and effectiveness of her nation’s police and intelligence work. Sorry, but that one had us in stitches for so long that we had to take a twenty minute break before continuing.

Breaking: Russian Super Spy Assassin GRU Sekrit Poison Murderers Contact Media

As professional hitmen from shadowy government murder agencies so often do. You can watch the whole thing here. Turns out that the two specially trained Spetznaz-level super murderers are a pair of fitness instructors who went to the media voluntarily because they’re scared. You know, as professional secret intelligence hitmen often are. According to them,

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17 years ago

NEVER FORGIVE! NEVER FORGET!

Skripaling Into World War III

(A post which will undoubtedly reveal His Imperial Majesty as a RUSSIAN BOT!!!1!. Or somebody smarter than a potted plant). The increasingly ludicrous three-ringed circus that is the Skripal case and the ever more hysterical, unhinged, unsubstantiated claims from Theresa “I was for Brexit before I was against it” May and the incompetent Coterie of

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Yes, We’re Still Here

Just a quick “hello” from our ignoble self to let you know that we haven’t disappeared or forsworn intemperate blogging fore’er more. Just a lot busier than usual and weighed down by the usual crap, piles of bills and whatnot. As are we all from time to time, for such is mankind’s lot. We note

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Theresa “Ravensbrück” May: “Genocide and Theft is Fine, as Long as it’s ‘Legal'”

The more we learn about Reichskanzlerin May, the more we’re convinced that she’s Angela “Luder” Merkel in drag. Recently, she announced, while kissing the arses of the genocidal regime in Zimbabwe II, er, South Africa, that she was absolutely fine with seizing farmland from whites “as long as it’s done in a legal way.” We

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Latest Pearlclutching Moment

So it appears that the entirety of the Prozi and Cucksphere had a synchronized fainting couch moment when it turned out that the staff in charge of raising and lowering flags on the White House had followed US Flag Code after the death of Senator McCain to the letter. You could almost hear the “well

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Have We Reached Peak Stupidity™ Yet?

Going by experience, most likely not. But the virtue signaling Prozis are certainly climbing up that hill as fast as they can: ELKHART LAKE, Wis. (AP) — Lilly Diabetes has pulled its sponsorship of Conor Daly’s No. 6 car in the NASCAR Xfinity race at Road America, citing a racially insensitive remark made by the

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Return this man

I will not speak of his politics, nor will I sully this sad day with vitriol or anger. Rotties, I bid you stand. Let it be forever known this man was a warrior, let his service to his nation be remembered with eternal honour. Silver Star, Legion of Merit awarded twice,Distinguished Flying Cross, three Bronze

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Progressive Socialist Once Again Reminds Americans Where Their Party’s Real Priorities Lie

Spoiler: It’s not with the Americans they claim to represent. This week, we have Fauxcahontas, her of the famous Cherokee Crab in Mayonnaise recipe (finding and catching the majestic Oklahoman Prairie Crab might be difficult), who just doesn’t get what all of the nonsensical blather about Mollie Tibbetts is all about: On CNN Wednesday, Sen.

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The Question Isn’t Why Brennan’s Security Clearance Was Revoked

It’s “why and how in the Hades did he get one to begin with?” Correct us if we’re wrong, but wasn’t Brennan the young Communist who voted for the Communist Party’s candidate for president of the United States of America? In 1976? RIGHT AT THE HEIGHT OF THE FUCKING COLD WAR WITH THE USSR? Perhaps

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“Not Enemies of the People” Engaging in Illegal Juror Intimidation in Manafort Case

Remember when CNN threatened a kid who created a funny gif mocking them with doxxing the hell out of him unless he publicly apologized and promised never to make fun of “not enemy of the people” CNN again? We do too. Not that anything bad could possibly happen to somebody not hewing to the Progressive

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National Socialist Caught Celebrating the Murder of Jews

This certainly goes a long way towards explaining the British Labour Party’s pro-mooselimb, anti-British policies. British Labor Party leader Jeremy Corbyn was forced to admit he attended a ceremony in 2014 in Tunisia, where the terrorists involved in the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes during the 1972 summer Olympics were buried. […] At first, Corbyn

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A Pity He Missed the Remake of Psycho

But maybe they’ll do it once again, just for him. Looks like somebody finally got around to shit-canning Peter Strzok, the pathological liar extraordinaire of the FIB, who then immediately started a GoFundMe campaign for himself because obviously he hasn’t quite had enough of other people’s money yet. It must be his “insurance policy” against

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Least Surprising News of the Week

Allegedly Keith Ellison is a woman-beating, abusing arsehole. My name is Austin Monahan and I am writing this letter on behalf of me and my brother. My brother and I watched our mom come out of pure hell after getting out of her relationship with Keith Ellison. For several months we knew something wasn’t right

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