Oh How the Little Piggies Will Grunt
We obviously aren't writing this since the world has ended numerous times already (according to the ProziMedia) due to the cataclysmic Literally Hitler!!!!™ steps recently by the Trump Administration, so…
In answer to the announcement by President Trump….
...the HAMAStinians protested peacefully, walking and holding up placards, chanting and generally peacefully showing their disapproval. Oh wait. Yeah, lets give these people a State
Other News in Brief
It appears that Captain Robert "Ahab" Mueller has finally caught sight of... er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe? Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to…
The Butthurt, it is STRONK!!!
Thanks to L.C. Mope, who keeps up with the fake news media so that we won't have to read their sickening masturbatory fantasies, we learn that the Dread T-Shirt of…
Once a Stasi, Always a Nazi
Frau Reichskanzlerin Merkel's bunker keeps sending out more and more interesting Führerbefehle: The German government wants to force tech firms and car manufacturers to hand security services hidden digital access…
Because Apparently it Needs to be Said Again
If there is one thing that drives His Imperial Majesty to despair, it's how history keeps repeating itself. From our long time friend and fellow Old Guarder, Bill Quick: There…