Articles from April 2017



You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice). The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed. So what’s a good little fascist to

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Weaponized Barbecue?

We’re sorry for having been so inexcusably lazy of late, but this one… Well, you’d have to have a heart of stone to not laugh your arse off when reading it. Backstory is that the murderous paleoswinian terrorists currently wasting good Israeli shekels taking up perfectly good space in Israeli prisons when we all know

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PC College Tyranny Now Has a Bodycount

We already knew that sending kids to college these days is tantamount to child abuse, but now the Kollege Kommisars have truly upped the ante. Not only will they bankrupt you and your kid while providing them with absolutely nothing of any use (unless LARPing the last days of the Soviet Union is your thing),

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Ban Cars!!!

So, it finally happened (via LC & IB Veeshir), we have reached Peak Stupid™: Cars and other vehicles “have turned into deadly weapons”, and should be banished from cities to stop attacks like the one in Stockholm from happening in future, according to Aftonbladet editorialist Eva Franchell. Crackdowns on immigration or extremist ideology are not

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The Old Hag Finally Made Us Laugh

Never thought we’d feel the need to applaud while laughing hysterically at anything emanating from that wretched Marxist hag, Ruth Baader-Meinhof Ginsburg’s shriveled lips, but it happened nonetheless: “Let’s hope members of Congress, the members that Allegheny College has already honored — Vice President Joe Biden and Sen. John McCain, the women of the Senate,

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Happy Pesach!

May the L-rd continue to keep, bless and protect you from evil because there sure is a lot of that around these days. We stand together against it, though, the Tribe and us Gentiles, and between the lot of us, we can’t be beaten. Chag sameach, and may evil continue to pass over and past

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World War II Fought in Error, Results Recalled

Appears to be what Hot Flatulence’s resident glue sniffer, Taylor Millard, is trying to say in this commentary on President Trump maybe working with China to put some pressure on Kim Young’un, or whatever the heck the morbidly obese fuck’s name is. I’m of two minds on this. It’s a good idea to engage in

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Crazy, Sentient Truck Commits Act of Terror in Sweden

Stockholm (CNN)A suspect arrested on Friday after a stolen truck barreled into pedestrians on a busy Stockholm street — Will nobody do anything to stop the scourge of crazy trucks murdering people??? Well, at least Swedish police appears to have arrested a suspect, which can’t have been all that hard. Clearly, they were looking for

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Syria Palooza (UPDATED)

UPDATE: LC & IB Fran has more along the same lines, except he does it better. As always. Tell us again what was so horrible about this bombing? Original post follows: Well that was… interesting. To get a few things out of the way first: No, we don’t give an Imperial fart that that pencil-necked

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Boom!

Alright, we have to admit it: We’re in shock. After a prolonged and excessively tedious game of chicken in the Senate, which we had fully expected to end in the usual failure theater, Yertle the Turtle seemed to have located a pair of spare testicles and pulled the trigger on Sniffling Schumer, nuking the filibuster

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Wait, So Now It’s Suddenly Not a Big Deal?

His Imperial Majesty must be getting old which, of course, is errant nonsense to say. What’s a couple of millennia between friends? But we’re getting quite dizzy with this whole surveillance/Russians under every bed/surveillance never happened Narrative that the Fake News Media are running non stop. First it’s “unnamed sources with access to surveillance prove

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Low Bridge, everybody DUCK!!!!

It’s been too serious in here recently, and I tripped over this gem whilst watching Aussie DashCam. Open thread folks, time to kick ‘em off and laugh a bit. Enjoy.

While We’re Still Waiting for Season 5 of “Capture Shia’s Stupid Flag”

…we learn that Shia LaPet has set what must be a record! Yes, you read it right. The movie “Man Down”, in which Shia stars, made, wait for it, 7 quid at UK box offices on opening day! That’s, er, one ticket. Presumably bought by mistake. Stick to hiding your flag, Shia. Watching you get

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