Articles from March 2017



Grate Moments in Publik Skooling

It started Friday when her mother got a call from the principal about a playground incident. Caitlin explained that she and her two friends were using their imaginations, playing “King and Queen.” In this case, Caitlin was the guard protecting the royals and picked up the gun to imitate shooting an intruder into the kingdom.

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He Chose… Poorly

The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don't get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 30, 2017 No. We’re not even going to pretend to defend/explain that one. If you truly are planning to fight, fight, fight the

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You Idjits Just Live to Give Us Material to Work With, Don’t You?

Oh fer fuck’s sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this time, they’re digital. Apple’s Siri, Amazon’s Alexa, Microsoft’s Cortana, and Google’s Google Home peddle stereotypes of female subservience—which puts their “progressive” parent companies in a

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One of Der Fubar’s Führerbefehle Hardest Hit as Glowbull Wormening Scam Takes One to the Nuts

President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday rolling back Obama-era policies to curb planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions, a senior White House official said. The order, called the “Energy Independence Executive Order,” begins a review of former President Barack Obama’s signature program to deal with climate change, the Clean Power Plan, which limited greenhouse

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Helping Hand for European Rebels?

So, the other day we were reading an article and watching some YouTube videos about the rampant thought policing and repression of free speech in EUnuchistan, people being arrested for having unapproved opinions (because apparently that’s how you say “free speech” in EUnuch), having the po-po show up at their home for having said DoublePlusUngood

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Let the Infighting Continue…

Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women’s March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally created what became the most popular accessory among protesters: a pussy hat. Allowing her to symbolically have her wife’s pussy on her face 24/7. While

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You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they

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You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize

Or so we’ve been told. The very Professional Federal Child Diddlers of the TSA found another sexy little grope toy at DFW, a 13-year-old obvious terrorist guilty of the dangerous act of attempting to bring a laptop with him on the flight. Mesmerized by the child’s audacity and his tight glutes (but mostly his glutes),

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“Oh No, It’s Going GRRRRRRREAT!”

News from the Prozi Party HQ, where newly elected Chief Racist, Obergruppenführer Perez, is starting his very own Röhm-Putsch: Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul of the party’s organization, which has been stung by recent crises — and the DNC has requested resignation letters from all current staffers. Party staff

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It’s Working

Mheh. Let’s give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive. Look there, Prozi “journos”, inside your OODA loop. Yep, that’s President Trump, having a nice lunch and a golf game. Is that a hotel he’s

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Piss off, Pali

In other good news, a paleoswinian terrorist sow who somehow managed to lie her way past her “extreme vetting” and obtain U.S. citizenship is now going to be a non-citizen, right before being shipped home to the molesting cave dwellers that she left behind. A convicted Palestinian terrorist and a key figure of the recent

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Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects

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Cucks Continue Cucking, UnCuckvincingly

While the entire Cuckservative wing are busy blaming the Freedom Caucus for the death of the abortion of a shit sandwich Obamacare “repeal” bill (They repealed one word and replaced it with “American”, that was pretty much it), Bill Quick is pointing out a few actual, you know, facts. Short version: A bill that would

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What We Need is a Version of AdBlocker that Launches a DDoS Attack on any Site With AutoPlay Videos

…among other things. So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor’s site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your AdBlocker. The Imperial Firearms Advisor, in words we cannot ever hope to improve on, had this to say: The reason we use AdBlocker is because

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They’re Teaching the Saxon to Hate

Ran across this over at Mike’s. No anger for me this time. No rage like I’ve felt before. No desperate urge to get out there and scream at the idiots who refused to see this coming. Not even a nod for the glib idiots who say this will not defeat us, that we will never

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