lc purple raider: It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!
Terrapod: I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936 https://thefederalist.com/2...
LC SecondMouse: This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the...
Igor, Imperial Booby: They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the... LC SecondMouse: Here’s the latest out of PPD (spit), wherein they are caught photoshopping a suspect’s...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: You asked for it, you got it….
Emperor Misha I: If the CDC was anything other than a full employment program for imbeciles and incompetents, it...
angrywebmaster: Is it time to build a wall around Kalifornistan and quarantine the state? Emperor Misha I: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven... Emperor Misha I: If it were a hotel project, I’d have to start wondering if the 25th Amendment shitlib morons... Terrapod: Seems to me that what drives nations to sell of their distant land holdings has always been driven by a... angrywebmaster: I don’t recall. Was this a government to government sale that was proposed, or was Trump... Terrapod: Cause of death: IAS Involuntary Assisted Suicide. Terrapod: Probably the only natural death in any event relating to the Clintoons. https://www.politico.com/st... angrywebmaster: I saw a report that the autopsy indicates that Epstein’s neck was broken. Isn’t that...
Fa Cube Itches: We can’t let the Left get away with this. Hi, we’re the American public. Have we met? No...
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert: LucysMommy had a similar issue a few months ago. She posted a meme on... lc purple raider: Lefticles. Can’t reason with them, can’t legally hunt them… Terrapod: Bwahahahah! Facial recognition software mistook 1 in 5 California lawmakers for criminals, says ACLU... lc purple raider: The photos and videos found in Epstein’s apartment are still in play. It will be very... Emperor Misha I: It will make the lamentations after the battle of the Teutoburger Wald look like a minor expression... angrywebmaster: I pine for the old days when we could upload an image. I made up this meme a few hours ago. đ Emperor Misha I: drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations My favorite kind đ angrywebmaster: Oh the conspiracy theories have started in earnest. The left is, of course, accusing President...
VonZorch Imperial Researcher: There’s dreams and then there’s drug and alcohol fueled hallucinations.We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman. We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and
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Stolen shamelessly from this most excellent site. Draw your own conclusions. Thatisall.
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The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.
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Hey, we all got to play by the same rules here, right? Right, Cucks? So, by the new rules, Chris Cuomo is clearly a confirmed, certified, self-admitted pedophile. So if a 12 year old girl has a problem with an adult male shoving his dick into her face, it’s not the fault of the pedophile
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Go join Gab, where free speech is not a bannable offence. Twitter is more than welcome to go fuck itself with a ten foot perchpole laced with rusty barbed wire and the remains of Lena Dunham’s last panty liner. There is a wait time, after you sign up, in the meantime, enjoy this small revision
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So… Nothing’s really changed, has it? Didn’t really think so, we’ve seen pussies on the “right” being pussies for longer than we care to remember, but for a short while it looked like the pussies might have figured out the combination lock on the jar in which their mommies keep their testicles. Alas, it was
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President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media⢠acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.
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Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96QZ8ewm_c[/youtube]
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I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnjlQC6Puw[/youtube]
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While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling
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I don’t even know how to begin this, so I’ll just ramble on. I just learned from Bill that my old friend, Kim, lost his wife Connie. Now, to say that I “knew” Connie and Kim would be the most horrid understatement that I ever uttered. Way back when I could barely type a post,
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6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to
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…pull up a chair and we’ll go get a couple of cold ones. When Out magazine assigned me an interview with the Breitbart.com rabble-rouser Milo Yiannopoulos, I knew it would be controversial. In the gay and liberal communities in particular, he is a provocative and loathed figure, and I knew featuring him in such a
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Not that we can blame Bowe the Taliban Walkabout’s defense attorney for doing his job, reaching for every straw within a 1,000 mile radius. RALEIGH, N.C. â A military judge called President Donald Trump’s scathing campaign-trail criticism of Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl “disturbing” on Monday and questioned whether it would make the public think the
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White House press secretary Sean Spicer reacted Tuesday to a statement from Iranâs Ayatollah Khamenei, who said that Donald Trump âshowed the real face of the United States,â accusing him of putting a five-year-old in handcuffs. …whereas we all know that, under the far superior islamic shariah law, the correct treatment of 5 year olds
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