Oh Well…

We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman. We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and

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Prozi Logic

Stolen shamelessly from this most excellent site. Draw your own conclusions. Thatisall.

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President Trump isnt going to the correspondence dinner

The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.

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Pedophile “Progressive” States that Pre-Teen Girls Have to Deal with Dicks in Their Faces

Hey, we all got to play by the same rules here, right? Right, Cucks? So, by the new rules, Chris Cuomo is clearly a confirmed, certified, self-admitted pedophile. So if a 12 year old girl has a problem with an adult male shoving his dick into her face, it’s not the fault of the pedophile

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Spread the message

Go join Gab, where free speech is not a bannable offence. Twitter is more than welcome to go fuck itself with a ten foot perchpole laced with rusty barbed wire and the remains of Lena Dunham’s last panty liner. There is a wait time, after you sign up, in the meantime, enjoy this small revision

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Guy Tells Joke, Prozis Launch Concerted Offensive, “Fighting Right” Fold Like Cheap Lawn Chairs

So… Nothing’s really changed, has it? Didn’t really think so, we’ve seen pussies on the “right” being pussies for longer than we care to remember, but for a short while it looked like the pussies might have figured out the combination lock on the jar in which their mommies keep their testicles. Alas, it was

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Why the President and the people wont trust the media

President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media™ acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.

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Time to put the dog…er…goanna out..

Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96QZ8ewm_c[/youtube]

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Put up..or shut the fuck up

I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnjlQC6Puw[/youtube]

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Who Could Have Possibly Foreseen?

While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling

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Numbed by Pain

I don’t even know how to begin this, so I’ll just ramble on. I just learned from Bill that my old friend, Kim, lost his wife Connie. Now, to say that I “knew” Connie and Kim would be the most horrid understatement that I ever uttered. Way back when I could barely type a post,

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Time for The Art of the Deal

6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to

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You’re Welcome Over Here, Chad…

…pull up a chair and we’ll go get a couple of cold ones. When Out magazine assigned me an interview with the Breitbart.com rabble-rouser Milo Yiannopoulos, I knew it would be controversial. In the gay and liberal communities in particular, he is a provocative and loathed figure, and I knew featuring him in such a

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So… Don’t Give Him One, Save Us All Some Time and Money

Not that we can blame Bowe the Taliban Walkabout’s defense attorney for doing his job, reaching for every straw within a 1,000 mile radius. RALEIGH, N.C. – A military judge called President Donald Trump’s scathing campaign-trail criticism of Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl “disturbing” on Monday and questioned whether it would make the public think the

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Muslim Chimp in Iran Pounds Chest, Attempts to Find Testicles

White House press secretary Sean Spicer reacted Tuesday to a statement from Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei, who said that Donald Trump “showed the real face of the United States,” accusing him of putting a five-year-old in handcuffs. …whereas we all know that, under the far superior islamic shariah law, the correct treatment of 5 year olds

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