Terrapod: Oh! Dear me, you are correct. Actually kinda surprised he did not reference a blunderbuss and having...
angrywebmaster: They didn’t’ take all of plugs advice. They aren’t using double barreled shotguns. Terrapod: Yup. They be inner city homies. Most are carrying shotguns, guess they took Plugs Biden’s...
LCBren: Um..that was me. I set yours to auto approve after that last one got caught. ….*wanders off grumbling* Terrapod: Hey – this one did not go to Spam! Progress!! Thanks Mr. Opposable Thumbs Terrapod: And so tell me. when did a fucking Ill Annoys senator become Commander in Chief?... LCBren: Terra the spam filter grabbed your post faster than a Karen can ask for a manager..so I spanked it hard,... Terrapod: This is not in the news, only on the blogospher. Methinks the tsunami is a building. This is in effin NY...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts? Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. đ
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman. We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and
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Stolen shamelessly from this most excellent site. Draw your own conclusions. Thatisall.
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The press have: Trashed him before, during and after the election. Been activists for his political opponent. Trashed, insulted, denigrated and abused his wife. Laughed and sniggered at abuse hurled at his 10 year old son. Spent every waking momemt trying to drag him down. Published lies, smears, innuendo and abuse at his entire family.
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Hey, we all got to play by the same rules here, right? Right, Cucks? So, by the new rules, Chris Cuomo is clearly a confirmed, certified, self-admitted pedophile. So if a 12 year old girl has a problem with an adult male shoving his dick into her face, it’s not the fault of the pedophile
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Go join Gab, where free speech is not a bannable offence. Twitter is more than welcome to go fuck itself with a ten foot perchpole laced with rusty barbed wire and the remains of Lena Dunham’s last panty liner. There is a wait time, after you sign up, in the meantime, enjoy this small revision
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So… Nothing’s really changed, has it? Didn’t really think so, we’ve seen pussies on the “right” being pussies for longer than we care to remember, but for a short while it looked like the pussies might have figured out the combination lock on the jar in which their mommies keep their testicles. Alas, it was
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President Trump, and the population at large, have had it with the media. Why? Before, during, and after the election, CNN, MSNBC and the rest of what we accurately call the Lamestream media⢠acted and behaved like political activists instead of reporters. They chose to pick partisan sides in a highly charged, explosive political campaign.
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Here in Australia, we dont do small. We dont do harmless. And our staff know how to deal with a customer who didnt bother to book a table. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N96QZ8ewm_c[/youtube]
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I wonder if there’s an American version of this..if so I’d love to see it [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHnjlQC6Puw[/youtube]
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While the ProziMedia are furiously masturbating to every single unsourced allegation about President Trump and his staff’s alleged and so far utterly unproven “disturbing connections to and conversations with, GASP, RUSSIANS!!!1!!!”, there’s this story about Prozicrats employing IT personnel and then having to fire them because they were allegedly not quite kosher in their handling
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I don’t even know how to begin this, so I’ll just ramble on. I just learned from Bill that my old friend, Kim, lost his wife Connie. Now, to say that I “knew” Connie and Kim would be the most horrid understatement that I ever uttered. Way back when I could barely type a post,
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6:20 p.m. Gov. Jerry Brown is asking the Trump administration for federal assistance in responding to a potential failure of a spillway at the Oroville Dam in Northern California. Is that so? Certainly something to take into consideration. Now, while we’re talking, how about those “sanctuary cities” that you so staunchly and fanatically refuse to
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…pull up a chair and we’ll go get a couple of cold ones. When Out magazine assigned me an interview with the Breitbart.com rabble-rouser Milo Yiannopoulos, I knew it would be controversial. In the gay and liberal communities in particular, he is a provocative and loathed figure, and I knew featuring him in such a
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Not that we can blame Bowe the Taliban Walkabout’s defense attorney for doing his job, reaching for every straw within a 1,000 mile radius. RALEIGH, N.C. â A military judge called President Donald Trump’s scathing campaign-trail criticism of Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl “disturbing” on Monday and questioned whether it would make the public think the
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White House press secretary Sean Spicer reacted Tuesday to a statement from Iranâs Ayatollah Khamenei, who said that Donald Trump âshowed the real face of the United States,â accusing him of putting a five-year-old in handcuffs. …whereas we all know that, under the far superior islamic shariah law, the correct treatment of 5 year olds
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