Articles from January 2017



Quick Picks…

But first: SCoaMF is not president! We’ll never tire of saying that first thing every morning. Everybody else might tire of us doing so, but never mind that. We’re the Emperor, and they’re not. Damn, but it feels good to see Incitatus locked up in his stable again. In other news, we see that the

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President Trump’s Inauguration speech

“Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you. We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and to restore its promise for all of our people.Together, we will determine the course of America and

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All Your Safe Space…

Are belong to us! Thanks to LC & IB Angry Webmaster (whose website you’re already visiting on a daily basis unless you really are into missing out on shit), we find this absolutely full of awesome sauce Youtube vid that he stated we must post tomorrow. Tomorrow?, we say. Why not get the beat going

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In Other Brief News About Progressive Socialist Double Standards…

The head Prozi, some jug-eared freak, just pardoned Bradley Manning, some mentally ill twit who thinks he’s a giraffe girl, or whatever strikes his demented mind as useful this week. The same Bradley Manning who landed in jail for leaking national secrets. You know, the sort of thing that the jug-eared freak all but promised

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My, What a Difference an Election Makes

From Ace: Pres. Obama to press: "You're not supposed to be complimentary. You're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power." pic.twitter.com/sTKl34FlrQ — CBS News (@CBSNews) January 18, 2017 Wait? Didn’t that use to be RAYCISSSSSSSSS???? Never you worry, though, soon to be utterly powerless douche canoe has-been, we fully intend

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Old but one we can all smile at

One sunny day in January, 2017, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir,

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Trump to CNN: Shut the fuck up

Watch this A thing of beauty. About bloody time that CNN was called on their BS, it’s about time the LameStream Media™ got a good swift kick. No one, anywhere, can ever argue that the average person has had it up to HERE with their slant, bias and spin. Thats the message. We are sick

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Today’s Lesson in Logic, and Other Stuff

Or “how His Imperial Majesty evaluates any and all ProgMedia stories involving ‘anonymous sources within the intelligence community.’” We won’t go into all of the back and forth about Russians “hacking the election” because that’s just plain nonsense. Were they behind the Wikileaks infodump? Possibly. We don’t know that, regardless of what Assange says. He’s

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Careful With That, Analpundit, You’re Going to Go Blind (UPDATED)

From fellow Old Guarder Bill Quick, who does selfless work diving into Analpundit of Hot Flatulence’s masturbatory fantasies about Trump so the rest of us won’t have to all the time. Yikes: Intel chiefs told Trump Russia claims to have compromising personal and financial information on him; Update: CNN video added; Update: Memos leaked to

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Tell Us Again that Proziism ISN’T a Mental Illness?

This thing, from right after the election, written by a moron Prozi from one of the Prozi dumpster fire websites out there (ThinkProgress, an oxymoron if ever we saw one), has been doing the rounds recently and all we can say is “beyond therapeutic reach.” There is just so much in there that screams “take

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And the Daily Schadenboner Update

Just when we thought that the turgid monster would finally, FINALLY take a rest and allow us to wear something other than a fucking sari, looking like a Ringling, Barnum and Bailey big top, shit like this pops up in the news: As outgoing President Barack Obama plans to head off on vacation when he

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You Really Ought to Cut it Out, You Know

While all of the dejected Prozis of our fair nation are wetting themselves over the coming dark night of fascism under Trump, they’re doing their damndest to make sure that it comes to pass. Thing is, if they succeed, they won’t be around for very long. FOX 32 NEWS – Chicago investigators are questioning four

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Quick update

Oh yes, a thud indeed. Sorry, I’ve been out of it for a while. What, the holidays and all, but a damnable case of the interminable cruds as well, more specifically pneumonia. Beats the snot out of you, it does. Still, I just wanted to let you all know that I’ve not gone into hibernation,

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2017 Lands With A “THUD”