Merry Christmas!

Oh How the Little Piggies Will Grunt

We obviously aren’t writing this since the world has ended numerous times already (according to the ProziMedia) due to the cataclysmic Literally Hitler!!!!™ steps recently by the Trump Administration, so consider the rest a figment of your imagination. One of those things that have ended the world as we know it and cast us all

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In answer to the announcement by President Trump….

…the HAMAStinians protested peacefully, walking and holding up placards, chanting and generally peacefully showing their disapproval. Oh wait. Yeah, lets give these people a State

Other News in Brief

It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe? Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional

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The Butthurt, it is STRONK!!!

Thanks to L.C. Mope, who keeps up with the fake news media so that we won’t have to read their sickening masturbatory fantasies, we learn that the Dread T-Shirt of Doom™ is making the rounds again. This time at Wal*Mart. Briefly. Before the butthurt presstitutes had it yanked. The nation’s largest retailer Wednesday removed from

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Once a Stasi, Always a Nazi

Frau Reichskanzlerin Merkel’s bunker keeps sending out more and more interesting FĂĽhrerbefehle: The German government wants to force tech firms and car manufacturers to hand security services hidden digital access to private cars, computers, phones, and more. Germany’s Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière has drafted a proposal for the interior minister conference next week, in

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Because Apparently it Needs to be Said Again

If there is one thing that drives His Imperial Majesty to despair, it’s how history keeps repeating itself. From our long time friend and fellow Old Guarder, Bill Quick: There seems to be something rancid in the air, wafting from numerous sources on both the left and the right. On the left, we get a

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You Don’t Say, You Nauseating Nazi Bitch?

Lois “Heydrich” Lerner, for some reason we surely can’t fathom, appears to be ever so concerned about the public finding out the details about what she and her fellow fascists were doing during the days of the Obumfuck Regime: Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her

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November 11 2017 – Lest we forget

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children, England mourns for her dead across the sea. Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit, Fallen in the cause of the free. Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres. There is music in the midst of desolation

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Just a quick housekeeping note

Folks, Brendan here. Just an advisory that if your comment doesnt appear and it looks like the Yeti ate it, it didnt, it was being held in the system. I am not sure why specific posts are being held pending approval, but I check in virtually every day and send them on ASAP. If your

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Remind Us Who This Moron Is Again?

“We grieve with all the families in Sutherland Springs harmed by this act of hatred, and we’ll stand with the survivors as they recover,” Obama tweeted Sunday evening. “May God also grant all of us the wisdom to ask what concrete steps we can take to reduce the violence and weaponry in our midst,” he

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Are We Seeing a Trend Here?

So we have Pantifa committing arson, vandalism, aggravated assault on too many counts to mention, a Bernie Bro shooting up Republicans, critically wounding Rep. Scalise, a murderous, anti-Trump, pussyhat-wearing swine shooting up a concert in Vegas, murdering five score people, a deranged, degenerate Prozi swine beating up Sen. Rand Paul, breaking several of his ribs

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Big Vegan Nothingburger

We are, of course, talking about the Mueller “indictments”, of which the inimitable Kurt Schlichter has more to say. Much, much more. Read it all, for it is good. Very, very good. So let us see if His Imperial Majesty has it right: This much bally-hooed “bombshell” of Mueller’s consists of indicting somebody who later

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Well that Was Mildly Disappointing

We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation. They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to

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Paging Mr and Mrs Rosenberg

So now we learn that the Clinton Crime family, with the help and coordination of the Ogabe Junta and the utterly discredited FBI, managed to suck up $145 million bucks (plus change) in return for transferring one fifth of our nuclear reserves to a rival nation. Well isn’t that… speshul? Not terribly surprising, but still.

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