Articles from December 2016



“OMGWTFBBQ Trump will push the red button”

Will someone…ANYONE..I dont care who….explain to these bedwetting, whining, puerile and utterly LUNATIC Lefties that there IS no “big red button” and reassure these Safe Space™ addicted, halfwitted, droolingly braindead imbeciles that no US President anywhere can EVER unilaterally launch a nuclear attack? I mean really, do NONE of them ever bother to actually LEARN

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Action, Meet Consequences…

A while back there was a story about some Prozi buttmuncher propane dealer in Maine who, in the middle of the coldest blast of glowbull wormening since, well, a long time, declared on his voicemail that anybody who voted for Trump could go freeze to death in the dark because he sure as Hell wasn’t

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They’re Everywhere

Thanks to an undisclosed source within Jeff Bezos’ fake news blog (who heard it from the CIA. Or Tinkerbell. They’re not quite sure), we can reveal this bombshell:

Prozi Land Whale Regrets Not Having Abortion

The rest of us, as LC & IB Bill so very aptly put it, find ourselves regretting that her mother didn’t have one. “So many people I love – my mother, my best friends – have had to have abortions for all kinds of reasons,” [Lena] Dunham said. “I feel so proud of them for

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Steyn on Muslim Terrorism and Multi-Culti Suicide

…and “internal security measures”: An English tourist visiting from Birmingham complained that in his native city ugly bollards line the sidewalks to obstruct any similarly homicidal lorries in the vicinity. The Christkindlmarkt is a German tradition dating back to the Middle Ages: Munich’s is over 700 years old. A society that can only hold three-quarters-of-a-millennium-old

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Frau Reichskanzler Merkel’s Germany, the Enrichening

Part the G-d knows which: A refugee is thought to have been behind the wheel of a 25-tonne articulated lorry which mowed down and killed 12 people – and injured 48 others – as it sped at 40mph through a busy Christmas market in Berlin. The vehicle laden with steel cargo mounted the pavement at

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The Little Coup that Couldn’t

After months of violence, threats of violence, destruction, vandalism and a barrage of fake news from the Prozi Stenography Pool (aka “the media”), Hillary’s Prozi Party’s attempt at Machtergreifung has failed. Again. WASHINGTON (AP) — There were many protesters but few faithless electors as Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote Monday — ensuring that

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On Making Beds…

LC & IB Bill Quick reports on some fresh calamity that has befallen the communist (Prozi) hellhole that is Venezuela, all of which the chief Prozi there is blaming on everybody except for himself and his regime of Prozis [gee... that sounds awfully familiar -- Ed.], and Bill has the following opinion on it (as

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Save Our Snowflakes!

We may be a cold, cynical, warmongering Emperor, but we do not have a heart of stone. So when we saw this deeply touching, moving and heart-wrenching PSA, we just knew that we had to share it. We cannot, will not, accept a brutal, tyrannical, oppressive, dictatorial night of hurt feelings descending upon this nation

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Frauds, Liars and Mentally Deficient Twats

Chris Suprun, the faithless, honorless twatmold who campaigned for his post as elector well after it was certain that he would end up voting for Donald Trump, then lately decided that he simply could not vote for the candidate that he’d known all along he was going to end up voting for, is really a

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Schadenboner Warning…

Remember, if it lasts for more than 48 hours, seek medical help immediately. Dear Colleagues, Both of you. When we moved into our new building in 2007, we saw it as a modern headquarters for a modern New York Times. We still feel that way. But as Mark mentioned in the State of The Times

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That’s Some 133t H4x0ring, Right There!

So, the mysterious Russian H4x0r attack that opened up John Molesta Podesta’s email, was an old fashioning phishing attack, v0.1b, that succeeded wildly because he and his staff are a bunch of flaming idiots or, as we used to say, “roadkill on the information superhighway.” Does this mean that it couldn’t have been shady KGB

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We’re All Russians Now!

At least according to the ProgNazi Trigglypuffs of the world, after some guy named Tillerson has been named SoS in the coming cabinet. This, apparently, conclusively proves that not only did the Russians hack the election and throw it to Trump, but that we’re all Nazis and Russians at the same time and that Putin

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Pesky Code Issues

Drat… Just noticed that the login and register links don’t work anymore. The login from the left sidebar works (but the register/lost password links are missing), but if you’re anywhere else and needs to login/register, it just takes you to a “Denied” page. Hopefully I can figure out what the Hades is going on with

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Secretary of Defense Mad Dog Mattis