Articles from November 2016



Nikki Haley for UN Ambassador?

Seriously? Isn’t she the ignorant twat who ordered her state to stop flying their own flag from the State Capitol because some ProgNazi racist fuckwad shot up a church? Yeah. Real good choice there. Tremendous, even. The BEST choice. Le sigh. Thatisall.

It’s Still Breathing…

We really should get back into the shirt making business. After our old shirt got a revival thanks to one fearless soul at a Trump rally and promptly went viral among every bed-wetting ProgNazi on Twatter, we thought it had died finally, never to be heard from again. Rest in peace, beloved old rag. But

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Another Tolerant ProgNazi Heard From

Oh, but we can’t help it. They keep crawling out from under their rocks, showing their true colors, and we just have to keep on mocking them while bathing in their bitter, salty tears of rage. After the election, break up: You voted for Trump? You’re off my list. It may seem harsh, but there

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Will He Or Won’t He?

So now the big deal in the press is President-elect Trump stating that he’s not going to prosecute Felonia von Pantsuit after all, which stands in rather remarkable contrast to his campaign statement where he promised to appoint a special prosecutor to look into her felonious behavior, no doubt about it. To say that we’re

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You’re ALL Fucking Fired!

Granted, the following is based on “sources”, and we all know what that means for the reliability of an article, but we somehow don’t have a problem seeing this happening exactly the way it’s being reported. So, for what it’s worth: Donald Trump scolded media big shots during an off-the-record Trump Tower sitdown on Monday,

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Last Gasps From a Dying Class

From Bill. Here’s Kevin “Fuck Poor People. Die already!” Williamson: I do not agree with Donald Trump about much of anything. Early in the primary season, I wrote a little book titled “The Case against Trump.” When you weren’t busy telling the working class worried about their jobs being taken over by illegal immigrants or

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Cats and Dogs…

Etc. Try the National Institutes of Health, which reported that 40% of millennials believe they should be promoted every two years regardless of performance, and are so fame obsessed that three times as many middle school girls now want to grow up to be the PA to a talentless celebrity like Kim Kardashian as want

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Actions, Meet Consequences

Found this at our newest haunt, milo.yiannopoulous.net. Apparently people are placing orders at Starbucks telling the help that their name is Trump, just to hear them yell out “Trump” when it’s ready. Sounds kinda fun to us, if you don’t mind putting up with the horrid swill they call “coffee.” Of course, this could not

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Dominoes A-Falling

At least it looks to be that way. Here’s hoping it’s a trend that continues: Front National leader Marine Le Pen has taken a substantial lead in the latest French presidential election poll, eight points ahead of her nearest rival. Le Pen secured the support of 29 percent of those surveyed by Ipsos, placing her

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Star of “Hamilton” Cast Advocating Raping White Girls

Coincidentally, the same member of the cast lecturing VP-elect Mike Pence about his “hateful, racist ways” on Friday. (No, numbnuts, you can’t delete it. It’s a screencap) So… You’re saying that Saint Paddy’s day is a great day for black dudes to run around date-raping drunk white girls, are you? #RapeCulture! #Triggered! #Misogyny! What’s that

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Oh Dear, More ProgNazi Hypocrisy on Display

So the other day, this happened: At a performance of the Broadway smash Hamilton, Pence was booed (with some cheers mixed in) before the show started. While the cast performed the hip-hop musical about the Founding Fathers, debate raged on the internet about the etiquette behind booing the vice president-elect. There he was, trying to

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Even MOAR Tolerant Lib’ruls™

How many hours is it you can let your Schadenboner continue without seeking medical help? We’re pretty sure we’re past that by now. Still, gotta keep up keeping up. This via LC & IB Bill, who just recently managed to flee the Peepul’s Republik of KKKalifornikate. Welcome home, Bill! Michael Shannon may be on a

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And the Tweet of the Day Award™ Goes To…

Rob Schneider! I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves! — Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) November 18, 2016 (Thanks to LC & IB DougM). That’s going to cost ya, Rob! At least one new monitor and keyboard. Oh heck, we’ll let it fly this time. Haven’t laughed so hard in years! We

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No, We’re Not Tired of Winning Yet

Sorry, but we really aren’t. Today’s DEVASTATING news: NASA’s top climate scientist urged President-elect Donald Trump to keep paying for global warming programs, but threatened to resign if Trump censored his science. Dr. Gavin Schmidt, the director of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, told the Independent he and other government scientists are “not going

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Not to Be Rude, ProgNazis, But You Really Need to Start Thinking About Things Right About Now

Listen, we get it that you’re upset. Trust us, we’ve been there and we have the scars to prove it. We’ve put up with your witch hunts and slander for 8 years now, but that doesn’t mean that you don’t have the right to be upset and express it in words. Words. You know, the

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