Articles from November 2016



An Imperial Reversal of Opinion

You all well know how your beloved (right? RIGHT????) Emperor feels about flag burnings. And then we saw this over at Treacher’s place: Oh dear G-d, help us. Our Imperial, principled resolve is weakening. Must say it, MUST SAY IT: All burning of Old Glory is wrong, no ex… no exce… NO EXCEPTIONS, dammit! There,

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They Told Us That If We Voted For Trump, Neo-Nazi Hordes Would Be Running Jewish Businesses Out Of Town

And they were RIGHT! How much might it cost a business owner to “come out” as pro-Trump in a blue city like Baltimore, Maryland? Stanley Drebin, the owner of Goldberg’s New York Bagels, a well-known kosher shop in town, has an answer: 15 percent of revenue, with 20 percent fewer customers walking through the door.

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Racist Nation

Calm down, people, we didn’t turn SJW overnight. But there’s some serious racism going on out there, y’all, and it needs to stop. Ami Horowitz took to the streets to interview white, ProgNazi college brats about voter ID laws. They didn’t think very highly of those. Because they would “suppress the minority vote.” So far,

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You Ring a Bell, the Bitches Start Drooling

So yesterday’s Big News™ was that President-elect Trump tweeted a frankly ludicrous suggestion (if you’ve ever read the 1st Amendment for comprehension, that is) that people who burn the flag should be prosecuted and maybe go to jail or lose their citizenship. Not exactly the most constitutionally literate statement we’ve ever read. Not that we

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Phew! Dodged Another Bullet

And just as we were getting nervous, the fake news blog Politico reports: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi swept aside a challenge from Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan Wednesday to win another term atop the Democratic Caucus, ensuring continuity for Democrats despite their poor performance on Election Day. Pelosi beat Ryan in a 134-63 vote, securing

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Literally Hitler!

The president-elect of the United States has secured a deal to keep 1,000 Carrier Corporation jobs in America two months before he takes office. “President-elect Donald Trump and Carrier have reached a deal that will keep nearly 1,000 factory jobs in Indiana, the company said on Tuesday,” Indianapolis Fox 59 local news station reported. Carrier

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Live By Identity Politics, Die By Identity Politics

So, the Dem Cong are beginning to vaguely realize that maybe telling every single white person in this country that they don’t matter, being the disgusting, racist, misogynistic, backwards cousin-humpers that they are, might not be working out too well for them, electorally speaking (dammit! Not true! Keep being you! PLEASE!!!) One of the results

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The Enrichening™ Continues…

Or are we supposed to call it Vibrancy™ now? We’re having a hard time keeping up with current ProgSpeak. A car rammed into a crowd at Ohio State University on Monday, and a knife-wielding attacker got out and cut people before being shot to death, authorities said. Nine people were reported injured. Clearly a white

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Russians, Russians Everywhere!

It’s official: The ProgMedia have now officially gone off the deep end, copying a page from the playbooks of Castro and Chavez and blaming everything on some dark, sinister, foreign power that is ever-present and ever-threatening. The RUSSIANS! (Yes, yes, we know, it’s hardly the first time the ProgNazis have tried blaming their own failures

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Communist Sympathizers Line up to Fellate Corpse

We’ll just plain ignore our domestic communists and ProgNazis. Well, except for pwesident Golfsalot’s, which we have to admit is really rather clever. It all depends on how you read it: At this time of Fidel Castro’s passing, we extend a hand of friendship to the Cuban people. We know that this moment fills Cubans

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What’s Hot, and What’s Not…

Three weeks ago: “Refusing to accept an election result before the vote has even been cast = DIRECT THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!” Today: “WE WUZ ROBBED!!!!1!!1!!” Thatisall.

Open Thread

Fidel has caught a Cold…

Hair of the Dog

Yes, yes, we know that it’s not Thanksgiving anymore, but we can still give thanks for things, can’t we? Such as: Thatisall.

It’s… Turkey Day!

Happy Turkey Day to all of you. I hope you don’t have to deal with too many garbage diaper-babies in your families hell bent on destroying the holiday, and I trust that you have a highly appropriate and merciless response if you do. You wouldn’t be Rotties if you didn’t. My main advice would be

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