An Imperial Reversal of Opinion
You all well know how your beloved (right? RIGHT????) Emperor feels about flag burnings. And then we saw this over at Treacher's place: Oh dear G-d, help us. Our Imperial,…
They Told Us That If We Voted For Trump, Neo-Nazi Hordes Would Be Running Jewish Businesses Out Of Town
And they were RIGHT! How much might it cost a business owner to “come out” as pro-Trump in a blue city like Baltimore, Maryland? Stanley Drebin, the owner of Goldberg’s…
Racist Nation
Calm down, people, we didn't turn SJW overnight. But there's some serious racism going on out there, y'all, and it needs to stop. Ami Horowitz took to the streets to…
You Ring a Bell, the Bitches Start Drooling
So yesterday's Big News™ was that President-elect Trump tweeted a frankly ludicrous suggestion (if you've ever read the 1st Amendment for comprehension, that is) that people who burn the flag…
Phew! Dodged Another Bullet
And just as we were getting nervous, the fake news blog Politico reports: House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi swept aside a challenge from Ohio Rep. Tim Ryan Wednesday to win…
Literally Hitler!
The president-elect of the United States has secured a deal to keep 1,000 Carrier Corporation jobs in America two months before he takes office. “President-elect Donald Trump and Carrier have…
Live By Identity Politics, Die By Identity Politics
So, the Dem Cong are beginning to vaguely realize that maybe telling every single white person in this country that they don't matter, being the disgusting, racist, misogynistic, backwards cousin-humpers…
The Enrichening™ Continues…
Or are we supposed to call it Vibrancy™ now? We're having a hard time keeping up with current ProgSpeak. A car rammed into a crowd at Ohio State University on…
Russians, Russians Everywhere!
It's official: The ProgMedia have now officially gone off the deep end, copying a page from the playbooks of Castro and Chavez and blaming everything on some dark, sinister, foreign…
Communist Sympathizers Line up to Fellate Corpse
We'll just plain ignore our domestic communists and ProgNazis. Well, except for pwesident Golfsalot's, which we have to admit is really rather clever. It all depends on how you read…
What’s Hot, and What’s Not…
Three weeks ago: "Refusing to accept an election result before the vote has even been cast = DIRECT THREAT TO DEMOCRACY!!!!" Today: "WE WUZ ROBBED!!!!1!!1!!" Thatisall.
Hair of the Dog
Yes, yes, we know that it's not Thanksgiving anymore, but we can still give thanks for things, can't we? Such as: Thatisall.
It’s… Turkey Day!
Happy Turkey Day to all of you. I hope you don't have to deal with too many garbage diaper-babies in your families hell bent on destroying the holiday, and I…
Nikki Haley for UN Ambassador?
Seriously? Isn't she the ignorant twat who ordered her state to stop flying their own flag from the State Capitol because some ProgNazi racist fuckwad shot up a church? Yeah.…
It’s Still Breathing…
We really should get back into the shirt making business. After our old shirt got a revival thanks to one fearless soul at a Trump rally and promptly went viral…