Articles from October 2016



Going back to their roots

Found at SondraK’s: Left-wing students at the University of California, Berkeley are protesting again. This time, however, these students are calling for “safe spaces” for transgendered people, as well as “spaces of color” at the University Spaces of color? What are they talking about? Oh, the ProgNazis want to bring those back: The Demorats have

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Carlos Danger Strikes Again!

If this ends up the way it looks like, we just may never stop laughing again. The Hildebeest’s campaign destroyed by… Anthony Weiner and his pathological inability to stop sexting children? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! As we’re sure you’ve known for days, the FBI investigation into Weiner’s sexting minors history revealed a fresh pile of classified emails where

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Seems Like Somebody Needs a New Pusher

Since we have nothing much else to say right now, and since it is our Imperial Duty to make you throw up in your mouthes every once in a while, here’s a picture of a drunk, stoned, brain damaged felon who looks like she could use another snort of the white powder, right about now:

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The Upside Is That We May Finally Be Rid Of “For the Children!” As An Argument

But, er, that’s pretty much the only upside we can find (h/t AoS): AN IRAQI asylum seeker who confessed to raping a 10-year-old boy in a swimming pool, claiming it was a “sexual emergency”, has had his conviction overturned. You may or may not remember the original case. We do. Oh the fun we had

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When Did Being a Trusting, Moronic Shmuck Become a Requirement in this Former “Land of the Free?”

We’re asking for a friend. For the longest time we’ve wanted to share our ten brass obols on the subject of Donald Trump’s “refusal” to hand a blank check to the ProgNazi Party’s Fraud machine during the last debate, but we kept being distracted. The Imperial Dungeons are filled to overflowing at the time and

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Terrible News

It is with a heavy heart that we learn that LC Purple Raider’s wife’s cancer has taken a turn for the worse and has become terminal. A GoFundMe has been started to help with expenses, and if you have a shekel to spare, please consider it (details at the link above). I wish there was

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“Why the Fuck is Moscow not Burning???”

So asketh the hyperventilating russophobe Sexton at Yapping Poodles: White House spokesman Josh Earnest is promising a “proportional” response but won’t say what that might entail. [...] Earnest’s language seems a bit vague under the circumstances. He says Obama “will consider” a response which suggests he hasn’t done so yet. When exactly is Obama planning

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It’s Unbelievable

So the cucks at Fetid Flatulence are having the vapors now that there’s return fire coming in after their victory dance around the pussy video. Yes, we do still check in with that website. They’re a perfect barometer for the idiocy on the former “right” that has turned our nation into the shambles that she

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Well That Was… Interesting…

Once again, we tuned in to watch the gong show, only this time we have to admit it was actually because we wanted to in some sort of ineffable way. Not quite sure why. Perhaps it was because we wanted to see if the “Trumpinator” really did have it in him to go on the

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Happy Che Day

On this day in 1967 the professional racist murderer Che Guevara was sent back to Satan and the demons that spawned him by a Bolivian firing squad. 50 years later capitalists are still duping brain-dead college students into buying Che t-shirts because it is “cool” to be a “revolutionary”, and much profit ensues. Moral of

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Burn the Witch!

So now all of the GOPettes are having the vapors over… what again? Oh yes, that’s right. Trump and another guy talking about how to get pussy a decade or so ago. In response half the Cuckservative GOP have run for the hills as they’ve obviously never had a conversation with another guy that didn’t

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They Just Can’t Quit ‘Em

Meaning that the new ProgNazis can’t let go of their ideological forebears, the old Nazis, as exemplified when Kaine referred to the Trump organization as “an Octopus-like entity with tentacles all over the world“. You know, like this one: We have a saying in our native country: “What the heart is full of will spill

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So… the VP debate…

No, we didn’t watch that one. Not even for you. Those have always been irrelevant, even if the Clinton Media have been desperately drumming up the importance thereof this year since they never got the “bump” they had prayed for from the first presidential debate, no matter how much they declared the Animatronic Corpse the

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Coming Soon to a Country Near You…

Found at the inestimable Fran’s place, a horror story out of Canada, the sort of horror story that, had any of us warned that it would come to this, we’d have been told that we were just paranoid fanatics seeing ghosts everywhere. Canada’s Supreme Court took democracy out of the death equation by conjuring a

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