Articles from July 2016



The Wrath of Khan…

Or “So Absolute Moral Authority is a Thing Again Now?” We haven’t really been wasting too much time on the subject of candidate Trump’s apparently insufficient worshiping at the feet of the Khans, but still. Let’s see if we get this right. The Khans had a son who died in The Long War 12 years

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Is This The Ballsiest Thing We’ve Ever Heard of, Or is This Guy Just Nuts?

Go forth and read, as LC & IB Angry Webmaster pretty much says it all. Short version: Guy is about to jump from a plane at 25,000ft with no parachute, no wing suit, and attempt to land in a net. Yeah, you read that right. Insane? Indubitably. Ballsy? Well, as they say, “the difference between

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Kermit’s Kernels of Klue

Shamelessly stolen borrowed from Irish. F.E.T.E.

Those Were Some Bitchin’ Yoga Routines!

So, Trump jokingly suggests that the Russians, in case they happen to have also hacked the 30,000 or so emails that her FBI lapdog Comey couldn’t quite find, release those as well. To which the increasingly deranged Prozi Campaign responds: Erm… OK. So those same yoga routines, wedding plans and harmless “private” emails (those were

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Dammit! SQUIRREL!!! Won’t You Guys LISTEN? SQUIRRRRREELLLLLLLLL!!!!

Meanwhile, Salem Media and Hot Air continue banging the “look over THERE! Russians! Quit talking about the utterly corrupt cunt Hillary, dammit!” drum. At this point, PMSNBC must be getting worried that they’re about to lose their jobs as the foremost JournoList/DNC spokespuppets. No, John Sexton, we don’t care two flat farts whodunnit at this

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Goat Molesting Koranimals Butcher French Priest During Mass

An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic. Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in

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Smell the Glove

So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle. Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from

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Whose Side Are They On Again?

And, just like clockwork, Flat Air is doing their damndest to play up the “The Russians did it!” angle, because that’s the REAL story here, dontcha know? Forget about the DNC/MSM/Clinton Famiglia colluding to rig an election, the REAL story is that THE RUSSIANS DID IT! Also… “LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!” We just got word that PMSNBCCNNABCCBS

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Hacks, Corruption and Russians, Oh My!

Did we call it or what when we said that this election season would become really entertaining after the primaries or WHAT? So now Wikileaks is releasing thousands of the ClintonCrimeFamily, aka “The DNC”, aka “The Mainstream Media”‘s emails, that have apparently been hacked. Perhaps they were all being stored on Cankles’ Toilet Server? The

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Ted, You Disappoint Us. You Really Did Yourself in There…

Ted Cruz is, was, our preferred candidate going in as you all know. And yes, as we’ve pointed out before, our view of him has changed quite a bit over the primaries as his behavior in various and sundry cage fights struck us as quite a bit less honorable (we finally managed to spell it

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Glad THAT’s Over

Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!™ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit

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Reality: 1, Cultist Morons: 0

These stories just never get old. They just never do: A group of adventurers, sailors, pilots and climate scientists that recently started a journey around the North Pole in an effort to show the lack of ice, has been blocked from further travels… Wait for it… …by ice. Tada! It just never gets OLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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What a Couple of Weeks it’s Been

We can’t turn our back on this country for five minutes without all of the shit hitting the fan. Simultaneously. Where to start? The Hildebeest not being indicted in spite of the FBI chief clearly stating she was guilty as shit, then going on to recommend she not be indicted? Yawn. Anybody surprised by this

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I’ll Just Leave This Here.

IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776.

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and

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