Terrapod: Oh! Dear me, you are correct. Actually kinda surprised he did not reference a blunderbuss and having...
angrywebmaster: They didn’t’ take all of plugs advice. They aren’t using double barreled shotguns. Terrapod: Yup. They be inner city homies. Most are carrying shotguns, guess they took Plugs Biden’s...
LCBren: Um..that was me. I set yours to auto approve after that last one got caught. ….*wanders off grumbling* Terrapod: Hey – this one did not go to Spam! Progress!! Thanks Mr. Opposable Thumbs Terrapod: And so tell me. when did a fucking Ill Annoys senator become Commander in Chief?... LCBren: Terra the spam filter grabbed your post faster than a Karen can ask for a manager..so I spanked it hard,... Terrapod: This is not in the news, only on the blogospher. Methinks the tsunami is a building. This is in effin NY...
LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret: Woman stopped for speeding informs the Highway Patrolman she’s late...
LC Wil, S.C.E.: Hell, I did that in 1986. Young black male 1LT in uniform, 62 in a 40, Schofield Barracks,...
VAconservative: Cop: your eyes are red. You been drinking? Driver: Your eyes are glazed. You been eating donuts? Terrapod: I guess that would have been Brigid visiting OZ, nothing quite like a red head pilot in a car. 😉
redc1c4: LOL… naow i have to go get a pilot’s license.
Opposable Thumbs: As far as I know, BC is not on facecrack, but he did comment here back in April. I will be doing... Terrapod: While we are reminiscing, anyone know what has happened to Azy or BC for that matter? Don’t do... Opposable Thumbs: I am always in the same room. LC Wil, S.C.E.: David, the Russians make more sence than the DNC . . just sayin’ And the last time...
L.C. Mope: Has anyone ever seen DJAllyn and Opposable Thumbs in the same room at the same time? Or, for that matter,... LC Wil, S.C.E.: What’s Coming – https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=x8A9Y1Dq_cQ G*D protect us . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: The Demoscum are going to try to steal another election. The attempt this time will result in the... Terrapod: Will the bard, quite apropos that is.. Got me to thinking about current situation in my town and... LC Wil, S.C.E.: Well, so much for formatting . . . LC Wil, S.C.E.: TOP THREAD, SO IT GOES HERE. Majesty, for your amusement: Blue Line Fever (broken Oath of... Terrapod: Trump has unerring instincts to do the right thing when he does not listen to the swamp critters still in... Terrapod: Bren – If I were a betting man, it would be California, Colorado or Washington. Some green nut...Or “So Absolute Moral Authority is a Thing Again Now?” We haven’t really been wasting too much time on the subject of candidate Trump’s apparently insufficient worshiping at the feet of the Khans, but still. Let’s see if we get this right. The Khans had a son who died in The Long War 12 years
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Go forth and read, as LC & IB Angry Webmaster pretty much says it all. Short version: Guy is about to jump from a plane at 25,000ft with no parachute, no wing suit, and attempt to land in a net. Yeah, you read that right. Insane? Indubitably. Ballsy? Well, as they say, “the difference between
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Shamelessly stolen borrowed from Irish. F.E.T.E.
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So, Trump jokingly suggests that the Russians, in case they happen to have also hacked the 30,000 or so emails that her FBI lapdog Comey couldn’t quite find, release those as well. To which the increasingly deranged Prozi Campaign responds: Erm… OK. So those same yoga routines, wedding plans and harmless “private” emails (those were
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, 2016 Campaign, Idiotarians, Leftist Idiots, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party | Tags: | 15 Comments »
Meanwhile, Salem Media and Hot Air continue banging the “look over THERE! Russians! Quit talking about the utterly corrupt cunt Hillary, dammit!” drum. At this point, PMSNBC must be getting worried that they’re about to lose their jobs as the foremost JournoList/DNC spokespuppets. No, John Sexton, we don’t care two flat farts whodunnit at this
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An attacker that stormed a French church and slit an 84-year-old priest’s throat has been identified as Adel Kermiche. He was known to police and had travelled to Syria several times. A witness says the killers videoed the act while chanting in Arabic. Speaking anonymously, a nun told Le Figaro that the terrorists rushed in
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So Bernie took a knee, kissed Cankles’ ring, then turned around, dropped trou and begged Her Rottenness to be gentle. Not surprising, really, we hardly expected him to grow a spine at this late point in his life, no matter how much the DNCLeaks provided him with a reason, but that won’t keep us from
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And, just like clockwork, Flat Air is doing their damndest to play up the “The Russians did it!” angle, because that’s the REAL story here, dontcha know? Forget about the DNC/MSM/Clinton Famiglia colluding to rig an election, the REAL story is that THE RUSSIANS DID IT! Also… “LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!” We just got word that PMSNBCCNNABCCBS
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Categories: "Law" of the Land, Idiotarians, National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party, Progtards, Proziism | Tags: | 4 Comments »
Did we call it or what when we said that this election season would become really entertaining after the primaries or WHAT? So now Wikileaks is releasing thousands of the ClintonCrimeFamily, aka “The DNC”, aka “The Mainstream Media”‘s emails, that have apparently been hacked. Perhaps they were all being stored on Cankles’ Toilet Server? The
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Ted Cruz is, was, our preferred candidate going in as you all know. And yes, as we’ve pointed out before, our view of him has changed quite a bit over the primaries as his behavior in various and sundry cage fights struck us as quite a bit less honorable (we finally managed to spell it
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Because, to be quite honest, we were getting a bit tired of the Cuckservatives for Hillary!â„¢ fantasizing about just how, any day now, they were going to come up with an ingenious and totally fool proof way of subverting the will of the greatest Republican Primary Majority in history. Even though we’ll have to admit
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These stories just never get old. They just never do: A group of adventurers, sailors, pilots and climate scientists that recently started a journey around the North Pole in an effort to show the lack of ice, has been blocked from further travels… Wait for it… …by ice. Tada! It just never gets OLD! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Categories: Glowbull Wormening Scam, Idiotarians | Tags: | 4 Comments »
We can’t turn our back on this country for five minutes without all of the shit hitting the fan. Simultaneously. Where to start? The Hildebeest not being indicted in spite of the FBI chief clearly stating she was guilty as shit, then going on to recommend she not be indicted? Yawn. Anybody surprised by this
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The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and
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Washington (CNN)The Pentagon said Thursday it was ending the ban on transgender people being able to serve openly in the U.S. military. The announcement — which removes one of the last barriers to military service by any individual — was made by Defense Secretary Ash Carter, who had been studying the issue for almost a
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